Why the Hell Did I Get Hypnosis When Every Girl Here Is Already Batshit Crazy?! - Chapter 7
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Chapter 7 – The Wolf in the Apron
She moved like water with a grudge—slow, heavy, every ripple promising to drown you if you stared too long.
Stone walls. Morning light sliding across her body like it wanted inside her uniform. My back is already against the bench, pulse hammering between my legs.
Her practice sword tapped my shoulder twice before I finished my first swing, the flat of the blade lingering just long enough to feel like a promise.
“Stop.”
I stopped.
“Again.”
I lifted the sword.
“Slower.”
“Slower than what?”
“Slower than that.”
She tapped my wrist with the flat of her blade, the contact hot, deliberate, sliding along the sensitive skin like she was tasting how fast my blood could race.
My fingers loosened on instinct. The sword almost fell. She caught it in midair without looking and slid it back into my grip like a parent re-buttoning a coat—except her fingers brushed mine too long, too slow, too knowing.
“Grip too tight. Shoulders too high. Knees locked. You fight like a guy carrying a couch up some stairs.”
“That is. Specific.”
“It is observation.”
“It feels like an insult.”
“Both can be true.”
The Duke laughed from the doorway.
He was leaning against the frame, arms crossed, watching us like a man at a county fair. He had not said a single word since handing her the sword. He looked, quietly, the happiest he had been all week.
“Father.”
“Boy.”
“Are you going to step in?”
“No.”
“Are you going to comment?”
“No.”
“Are you going to leave me alone with—”
“Yes.”
He pushed off the doorframe.
The motion was slow, lazy, and completely final. He brushed dust off one massive sleeve. He nodded at Hannah. She nodded back. Their nod game was, frankly, unfair.
“Hannah.”
“My lord.”
“Do not break him.”
“Define break.”
“Bones.”
“Acceptable.”
“Hannah.”
“My lord.”
“I am serious.”
“I know.”
He grinned.
It was not a reassuring grin. It was the grin of a man who had once placed a friendly bet on his own son’s spine. He waved one enormous hand at the door.
“Council meeting. Boring. Probably four hours. Maybe five.”
“Five hours.”
“Survive.”
“You said that already.”
“It was a good word.”
He turned.
He walked out.
The door closed behind him with the same soft, final click as before. Except this time, the click felt heavier. Like a lock. Like a verdict. Like the sound a small crime makes when it remembers it is a crime.
I looked at Hannah.
Hannah looked at me.
Her sword tip lifted three inches, the metal catching the light right between her breasts.
“Begin.”
I began.
I lasted four seconds.
She tapped the back of my knee, the inside of my elbow, and my collarbone, in that exact order, and my body went down like a folding chair. The marble was very cold against my ass. The ceiling was very high. My pride was, once again, somewhere under a bench—and my cock was already half-hard from the way she moved.
“Up.”
“Five seconds.”
“Two.”
“Three.”
“One.”
She tapped my ribs with the flat.
I yelped. I was on my feet. The grip in my hand felt heavier every minute. Sweat trickled down my back inside the dumb noble shirt, soaking the fabric to my skin so it clung like a second, useless layer.
We went again.
I lasted six seconds—tiny progress. I would frame this one, too. I had a whole gallery now.
She lowered her sword.
She studied me—storm grey eyes. No expression. The kind of stare a marble bust would give if a marble bust thought you were wasting its morning—and wanted to punish you for it with that perfect, cruel mouth.
“You know what your problem is.”
“I have a list.”
“I have a different list.”
“Is yours longer?”
“Yes.”
“Cool.”
“You are scared of being hit.”
“Most living people are, statistically.”
“Most living people are not Vandermere.”
“Counterpoint. I am, technically, alive.”
“Barely.”
She moved.
She was faster going easy than the Duke had been going hard. The blade tapped my shoulder. My hip. The back of my hand. Each tap was the polite, professional tap of a woman who could have, instead, taken a piece of me home in a bag—while leaving me begging for the next one.
I gritted my teeth.
The pinky ring sat warm against the wooden grip. The same low warmth from upstairs. The same hum that had snuck into my voice with Lira. The same heat that had made the Duke believe a sword had come within three feet of him when it had not.
I told myself no.
I told myself absolutely not. Not on Hannah. Not on the head of household staff. Not on the woman who had personally trained the guard, the guard’s instructor, and the Duke himself. Hypnotizing her would be like starting a small fire to defrost a grenade.
I lifted the sword again.
Then she went easy.
She stopped chaining the taps. She telegraphed. She gave me one full second between strikes. She walked me through a slow, almost gentle drill, like a person teaching a kid to ride a bike on a Sunday afternoon—except every correction brushed her body closer, her breath warm against my ear, her breasts grazing my arm just enough to make my cock twitch.
“Better. Step in. Pivot. Shoulder, not wrist.”
“Mm hm.”
“Breathe through it.”
“Breathing.”
“You are not breathing.”
“I am breathing in spirit.”
“Boy.”
“Yes.”
“That is not a thing.”
“It should be.”
She lowered the sword.
She tilted her head—just a fraction. The same micro-tilt Lira had done before chasing me around a wardrobe. The kind of tilt that, in this house, was apparently a precursor to events.
“Why are you holding back?”
The training hall went very still.
I blinked.
“I am not holding back.”
“Yes, you are.”
“Hannah, I am dying out here.”
“Your body is dying. You are not.”
“Those are the same thing.”
“They are not.”
She stepped closer.
Her boots did not make a sound. Her braid hung still over one shoulder, the end of it brushing the swell of her breast with every breath. Her sword tip dropped to point at the marble between us, polite and casual, like a friend pointing out a coin on the floor.
“Do it.”
“Do what?”
“Whatever you have not been doing.”
I forgot how to breathe.
The pinky ring went a degree warmer. The low hum behind my teeth lifted, just a touch. The lavender smell from the hallway, somehow, was here too, faint and stubborn, even though we were three floors down and a hundred feet east.
I opened my mouth.
I tried to say nothing.
My voice, on the way out, had its own ideas.
“Hannah. Relax.”
It was barely a sentence.
It was barely a word. The warmth bloomed behind my eyes. The pinky ring went hot enough to feel through the wooden grip. The chandelier in the foyer, three rooms away, swayed once and went still.
Hannah’s shoulders dropped.
Just an inch.
It was the most expression I had seen on her since she walked through the door. Her sword tip lowered the rest of the way. Her storm grey eyes glazed for half a heartbeat, then sharpened again, and locked on me with a different kind of focus entirely.
A worse one.
Oh no.
She smiled.
I had thought Lira’s smile was the most terrifying thing a face could do. Hannah’s smile filled Lira’s smile with amusement. Hannah’s smile was small, slow, and patient. The smile of a chess player who had seen mate in three. The smile of a chef who had picked which knife—and was already wet thinking about using it.
“Young master.”
“Hannah.”
“A question.”
“Mhm.”
“Why have you been holding back on a woman?”
“I have not.”
“You have.”
“I have not.”
“Lying is a poor lesson plan, young master.”
“I am not lying.”
“You are.”
“This is hypnosis, this is not real.”
“Hypnosis does not invent.”
“Lira said—”
“Lira is sweet.”
She took one step.
I took one step back. My boot hit the bench. The bench was, in this room, the third place I had been cornered before noon. The Vandermere estate was, increasingly, an elaborate trap with curtains.
She set her practice sword down on the rack.
Slowly. Carefully. The way a surgeon sets down a tool they are done with. Her hands were steady. Her braid did not move. The pink that had crawled into Lira’s cheeks did not arrive on Hannah’s. Hannah did not blush. Hannah glowed—hot, dangerous, like a blade fresh from the forge.
“Hannah.”
“Young master.”
“Pick the sword back up.”
“No.”
“Pick it back up.”
“Make me.”
“Hannah.”
“Young master.”
“I am going to die.”
“Eventually.”
She crossed the marble with two soft, unhurried steps.
She stopped close enough for me to count the small grey lights in her storm grey eyes. Close enough to see the tiny scar on her chin that I had not noticed before. Close enough to smell, under the soap, the faint metal tang of a woman who had spent the morning sharpening something for fun—and the warmer, muskier scent of a woman who was already enjoying how hard I was getting.
She smiled wider.
It was a soft smile. A lazy smile. The smile of a wolf who had remembered the apron was a costume.
“Young master.”
“Hannah.”
“Lesson two.”
“Lesson two.”
“Pain is a teacher.”
“That is. A philosophy.”
“A useful one.”
“Hannah.”
“Young master.”
“I take it back.”
“Take what back?”
“All of it. The hypnosis. Relax. The whole sentence. I formally retract.”
“Retraction denied.”
“On what grounds?”
“Mine.”
She lifted her hand.
She did not touch me. She held one palm flat in the air between us, like a teacher quieting a classroom. The pinky ring on my own hand pulsed once, hot and embarrassed, like a small dog that had finally noticed the wolf.
“Hannah. Wake up.”
“No.”
“Hannah.”
“Try harder, young master.”
“Hannah, listen, wake—”
She caught my wrist.
Her grip was light. Polite. A woman picking up a teacup. She lifted my hand, turned it, and pressed one cool fingertip to the silver ring on my pinky—pressing it hard enough that the pressure shot straight down my spine and made my cock throb against my trousers.
The ring went cold.
The hum behind my teeth cut out. The warmth bled out of my eyes in one quick drop. The lavender smell finally gave up and left the room.
Hannah did not.
She kept smiling.
I swallowed.
“Hannah.”
“Young master.”
“You are not still under, are you?”
“No.”
“You are aware.”
“Fully.”
“You are smiling on purpose.”
“Fully.”
“That is so much worse.”
“Yes.”
She let go of my wrist.
She stepped back. She walked, calm as a Sunday morning, to the rack. She picked up her practice sword. She tested its weight. She turned to face me with the same small, patient smile, the same polished posture, the same storm grey eyes. Nothing about her had changed.
Everything about her had changed.
“Lesson two starts now, young master.”
“Hannah.”
“Yes.”
“How long was lesson one?”
“Lesson one is over.”
“How long was it?”
“You did not get one.”
The hall went very, very quiet.
Far above us, the chandelier in the foyer settled with a small, polite click.
Outside, the Duke’s carriage wheels crunched down the gravel, away from the gate, into the morning.
My pinky ring sat cold against my finger.
Hannah lifted her sword.





































