Why the Hell Did I Get Hypnosis When Every Girl Here Is Already Batshit Crazy?! - Chapter 14
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Chapter 14 – The Village That Knew Too Much
The village appeared at noon.
Low stone walls. Thatched roofs. A bell tower, the color of old bone.
Hannah stopped the horses at the gate, moving with the same easy strength that always made her leathers fit perfectly across her shoulders and back. There were no guards at the village. Only an open road, a wooden arch, and a faded sign in a script I couldn’t read. The candle under my sternum hummed quietly. The pinky ring on my hand stayed cool.
A boy was the first to see us.
He was maybe ten. Sun-browned. Barefoot. He held a wooden bucket in one hand and a goat on a rope in the other. The goat had opinions about the rope. The boy had opinions about the goat.
He looked up at the wagon.
He froze.
The bucket hit the dirt.
“Hannah.”
“Young master.”
“The boy is staring.”
“Yes.”
“At me.”
“Yes.”
“Is that normal?”
“No.”
The boy dropped the rope.
The goat, freed, took the news with deep professional joy and trotted off toward someone else’s garden. The boy did not chase it. The boy did not blink. The boy bowed.
Not a little bow.
A full one. Hands at his sides. Back flat. The kind of bow a kid practices in a mirror because someone important told him to.
I sat very still.
“Lord Vandermere.”
The boy’s voice was small.
The boy’s voice was, somehow, certain.
I climbed down from the wagon slowly. My boots hit the dirt. The candle under my sternum flickered, then steadied. The pinky ring did not warm. The pinky ring went, if anything, a touch colder.
“Hi.”
“Lord Vandermere.”
“You can stand up.”
“Yes, Lord Vandermere.”
“Seriously. Stand.”
“Yes, Lord Vandermere.”
He stood.
He kept his eyes on the dirt. His small hands shook once, then stilled. He looked like a kid who had been told a story he was not sure was real and was now, very much, sure.
Hannah swung off the wagon.
She landed softly, as always. Her boots barely made a sound on the road. Her storm-grey eyes scanned the street, the rooftops, and the bell tower. Her hand rested on her sword hilt, but the way her leathers fit along her thigh caught my attention for reasons that had nothing to do with danger.
“Boy.”
“Y-yes, miss.”
“Who told you that name?”
“Everyone, miss.”
“Everyone.”
“Yes, miss.”
She filed it.
I could see her take note of it. The corner of her mouth twitched, just like yesterday. It wasn’t amusement. It was something else—the way a wolf reacts when a scent doesn’t match what it expects.
We walked the wagon in.
The street was narrow. Stone houses on both sides. Windows propped open with sticks. A line of laundry strung between two roofs. A cat watched us from a low wall with what I can only describe as cosmic disinterest.
People came out.
Not many people came out. Maybe a dozen. There was an old woman in a grey shawl, a man with flour on his apron, a girl about my age with red hair tied back and a basket on her hip, and a grandfather whose one leg was shorter than the other.
None of them ran.
None of them grabbed their kids.
All of them bowed.
“Hannah.”
“Young master.”
“This is wrong.”
“Yes.”
“I have never been here.”
“I know.”
“They are not scared.”
“No.”
“They are something else.”
“Yes.”
The old woman in the grey shawl stepped forward.
She was small and bent, her hands twisted with age like old roots. Her eyes were a clear, surprising blue. She didn’t bow. Somehow, she had earned the right not to, and the village seemed to agree.
She studied my face.
A long second. Two. Long enough that the candle under my sternum stuttered once and then held.
“You came.”
“…Hi.”
“You are early.”
“Define early.”
“By three days.”
I blinked.
The pinky ring went a degree colder. The candle steadied. The cat on the wall, in some private way, decided we were boring and resumed cleaning a paw.
“Ma’am.”
“Yes, child.”
“What?”
She smiled.
She gave a small, kind smile—the kind a grandmother gives when she hands a child a cookie before dinner. It was also the smile of someone who had just been part of a conversation I hadn’t heard.
“A young lady came through last week.”
The street went quiet.
Not dramatically quiet. Real quiet. The kind that happens when a village agrees, in the way villages agree, that the next part is important.
“She had red hair.”
“Mhm.”
“Very red, child.”
“Mhm.”
“She sat right there, on that bench, and drank a cup of tea, and told us a Vandermere boy would come down the road with a tall woman in grey leathers, and that we should be kind, because he had been having a difficult week.”
The old woman tilted her head.
“She was right about the leathers.”
Hannah’s hand did not move.
It did not need to.
I could feel her shift her weight, very slightly, onto her front foot. The blue glow under her sleeve did not light. It did not have to. The village, somehow, knew.
“Ma’am.”
“Yes, child.”
“What else did she say?”
“That you would be tired.”
“Mhm.”
“That you would have a bruise on your shoulder.”
I did not press the bruise.
I wanted to. I really, really wanted to. I kept my hand on my belt. The old woman watched my hand the way a cat watches a bird that has, for once, made a smart choice.
“That you would not eat enough breakfast.”
“Mhm.”
“That we should feed you twice.”
“Ma’am.”
“Yes, child.”
“Did she say her name?”
The old woman smiled again.
The smile was kinder this time.
The smile was also, somehow, worse.
“No, child. She said you already knew it.”
The street stayed quiet.
The cat on the wall yawned.
Hannah’s storm-grey eyes moved, slowly, from the old woman to the bench, to the bell tower, to the rooftops, and back to me. She did not speak. She did not have to. The pinky ring on my hand sat cold and patient against my finger like an animal waiting to be told what it was.
“Ma’am.”
“Yes, child.”
“We need a room.”
“It is ready.”
“Of course it is.”
“Two beds, the young lady said. She was very firm.”
“Of course she was.”
The inn sat at the end of the street.
The inn had stone walls and a wooden sign painted with a moon. Its door was propped open with a flat rock. The smell of bread drifted out, so warm it felt like a gentle hand on my shoulder.
The innkeeper bowed.
He was a wide man. Bald on top. A long, neat beard. He did not say lord. He did not say anything. He just gestured us inside the way you gesture a guest who is, by everyone’s quiet agreement, already expected.
Hannah took the wagon to the small stable.
She told me to sit.
I sat.
I sat in the common room at a long wooden table. The innkeeper put bread in front of me. Then cheese. Then, a small bowl of soup, the color of late summer. Then a second bowl, because the young lady had been very firm.
I ate.
I did not taste it.
The candle under my sternum stayed lit. The pinky ring stayed cold. The red-haired girl from the street walked past the open door once, glanced in at me, and walked on without looking surprised at anything.
Hannah came back.
She slid onto the bench across from me and didn’t touch the food. Her storm-grey eyes swept the room. The other tables were empty, and the innkeeper had kindly left us alone. Her grey leathers clung to her after the ride, and the way she sat—back straight, thighs relaxed but ready—made the air between us feel suddenly thinner.
“Young master.”
“Hannah.”
“Eat.”
“I am.”
“You are pushing the soup around.”
“That is eating in spirit.”
“That is not a thing.”
“In this house it is.”
A corner of her mouth twitched.
She let it.
She let the smile stay for a full second this time. I noticed the candle under my sternum perk up. I told myself to ignore it, but I couldn’t. The candle never listened. More and more, it just felt like me.
“Hannah.”
“Young master.”
“You believe her.”
“The old woman.”
“Yes.”
“Yes.”
“All of it.”
“All of it.”
“Hannah.”
“Yes.”
“A red-haired girl is, somehow, a week ahead of us.”
“Yes.”
“On our route.”
“Yes.”
“Knowing my bruises.”
“Yes.”
“Hannah.”
“Yes.”
“That is bad.”
“That is information.”
“That is bad information.”
“Information is information.”
I exhaled.
I dragged a slow line of bread through the soup. I ate it. It was, somehow, still the best bread I had ever eaten. The exhaustion was not even talking this time. The village just baked better than the Vandermere estate. I would not be telling the Duke.
Hannah took out a small leather notebook.
I had not seen the notebook before.
She turned to a clean page. She wrote three lines. Her handwriting was small. Neat. The kind of handwriting that fits in margins. She did not show me. She closed the book. She tucked it back inside her coat.
“Hannah.”
“Young master.”
“You are writing about her.”
“Yes.”
“What did you write?”
“What I saw.”
“That is not specific.”
“It is, on this page, very specific.”
“Hannah.”
“Yes.”
“Show me.”
“No.”
“Hannah.”
“Eat your second bowl. The young lady was firm.”
I almost laughed.
I caught it.
I ate the second bowl.
Outside, the bell in the bone-colored tower rang once. Slow. Tired. The kind of bell that does not announce anything in particular and is, somehow, the more unsettling for it.
The red-haired girl walked past the door a second time.
She did not look in.
The cat on the wall outside, in the small slice of sun I could see from my seat, stretched, stood, and walked off in the exact direction the girl had gone.
I set my spoon down.
Hannah’s storm-grey eyes were on me.
“Young master.”
“Hannah.”
“Finish.”
“I am full.”
“Finish anyway. The young lady was firm.”
I finished.
Later, when the inn was quiet and the night air carried the faint sound of water, the innkeeper mentioned the clear stream behind the stables. It was good for washing away the road dust. Hannah had slipped out a few minutes earlier without a word, as she always did when she needed to move. I grabbed a wooden bucket. My skin still felt gritty. I told myself it was just water.
The path curved behind the inn, soft grass under my boots and moonlight cutting through the trees. I could hear the stream ahead. I rounded the bend.
And stopped dead.
Hannah stood waist-deep in the stream, water sliding down her bare skin in slow, silver trails. Her grey leathers were folded on a flat rock. She had heard me coming—of course she had. She turned just enough for her storm-grey eyes to meet mine, calm and unhurried. She didn’t flinch or try to cover herself. The water traced every curve and hollow of her body, as if it belonged there. The candle under my sternum flared hot.
She simply looked at me.
“Vire-se, jovem mestre,” she said, voice low and steady, the command wrapped in something warmer than steel.
I turned so fast the bucket almost slipped from my fingers. My back was to her now, heart pounding against my ribs. The sounds of water started up again—soft splashes, the slow pour of her hands over her skin, the gentle current moving around her. Every drop seemed louder in the dark.
“Sorry,” I managed. “I was just… water for the room. Didn’t mean—”
“Tomorrow we continue the drills,” she cut in smoothly, as if we were back in the training yard and not standing ten feet apart with nothing but moonlight and my pounding pulse between us. “Your stance is solid now, but your balance still shifts when you parry left. Plant the heel, young master. Feel the ground.”
The water splashed again, deliberate and unhurried. I could picture it rolling off her shoulders and down her spine. I stared hard at the trees in front of me.
“Y-yes. Heel planted. Got it.”
“Good. And the grip on the hilt — looser on the follow-through. You’re still squeezing too tightly. It slows the recovery… makes you predictable.”
Her voice was the same calm instructor’s tone she always used, but here, with the stream murmuring and the night air thick between us, every word felt like a touch. The candle inside me burned hotter. The pinky ring stayed ice-cold against my finger, a sharp contrast that only made everything else feel more alive.
“Understood,” I said, voice rougher than I wanted. “Anything else on training?”
She gave a soft, low sound — almost a chuckle — that sent heat straight down my spine. More water moved. “Just breathe through the forms. And eat better tomorrow. The young lady was firm about that, too.”
I stood there with the bucket heavy in my hands, my back turned, talking about footwork and breathing while every sense reached for the woman behind me. The tension wasn’t in our words. It was in the space between us, in the way she trusted me enough not to cover herself, and in how my body remembered just how close she was.
After a few more minutes of quiet instructions—adjustments to my guard, reminders about shoulder alignment—her voice came again, softer.
“You can go now, young master. The water’s still warm if you want your turn after.”
I nodded to the trees, turned carefully, and walked back up the path, the bucket still empty. My mind wasn’t on water anymore.
Back at the inn, the candle under my sternum steadied.
The pinky ring stayed cold.
Somewhere, on a bench at the back of the village, a girl with red hair had sat a week ago and drunk tea and told a town full of strangers to be kind to me.
I did not know what scared me more.
That she knew about my shoulder.
Or that she had been right about everything else.





































