Why Is the Prettiest Girl in School Trying to Talk to a Loner Like Me during Lunch Break?

Chapter 138 – All-You-Can-Eat

‘Go out with me’

(She said that, so I wondered what she meant—) (Andou)

“Come on! Andou-kun, if you don’t eat fast, the food will keep disappearing!”

“……Momoi-san, could you explain this situation already?”

(On the table before me are colorful ‘dishes’ ‘dishes’ ‘dishes’—yes, a mountain of dishes piled up by Momoi-san’s hands… Why am I at an all-you-can-eat buffet in front of the station with Momoi-san for Sunday lunch?)

“Hmm? What do you mean? As you can see, it’s a lunch-only all-you-can-eat buffet~♪”

“Well… what I wanted to know wasn’t where we are, but why you invited me to an all-you-can-eat lunch…”

(This person definitely knows and is pretending not to…)

“Ehehe, actually this buffet lunch is expensive when you’re alone, but with two people the second person gets half off. So I was thinking of coming with someone and splitting the bill… but you know, Sakura can’t really handle this kind of thing, right?”

“Ah~ I see. True, Asakura-san doesn’t eat much. So you figured I, as a guy, could eat more than Asakura-san and invited me?”

“Exactly♪ Was it annoying~?”

“No, well… I was hungry too, and if it was annoying I would’ve refused before we came in.”

“Really! Great… Then we can eat lots~♪”

“Well, the question is whether we can finish all this…”

“It’s fine! It’s fine! I actually eat quite a lot! Oh, but keep this secret from everyone~? I’m only telling you because it’s you, Andou-kun~?”

(Fufu~♪ If I say it like this, will Andou-kun get self-conscious~?) (Momoi)

“I see… Well, don’t worry, I won’t tell anyone. In my case, even if I heard that, I don’t have anyone to tell.”

“Ehh~ What’s that~ Boring! Boo~!”

“B-boring…”

(There’s no need to say something interesting though.) (Andou)

(I was expecting a more interesting reaction!) (Momoi)

“By the way, Andou-kun, can you eat a lot at buffets? Or more than Sakura?”

“Hmm, I wonder? I don’t really have much experience eating with people my age, so I don’t know if I eat a lot. But I eat more than my sister, and I think more than Asakura-san.”

“I-I see… Somehow hearing the first part made my heart hurt, but I’m relieved you eat more than average~”

“…?”

(Her breasts hurt? What’s wrong with her…? Is it heartburn from overeating?) (Andou)

“Now then, Soldier Andou! We must eat heartily to recover the buffet cost! Of course, eating more than the cost is fine too!”

“Yes sir!”

“Let’s go! First we’ll annihilate that sushi and grilled meat!”

“Captain! I think we should clear the fried foods on the table first!?”

“Soldier Andou, no problem… We’ll just eat everything!”

30 minutes later

“Andou-kun… No more… I’m gonna give birth~”

“Momoi-san… Weren’t you just saying ‘This much is still easy~♪ Okay, I’ll get some curry too♪’ while energetically bringing three bowls and plates?”

“Andou-kun… Don’t… I can’t fit that much inside… I’m already full, you know?”

“Yeah, you brought this on yourself, right?”

(Also, Momoi-san, isn’t it just me or have your comments been getting somewhat suggestive…?) (Andou)

“Phew! I ate so much!” Pat pat!

“No no no… Momoi-san? Why are you acting like you’re done eating!? You can see there’s still food on the table, right?”

“Oh my… Andou-kun wants me to eat more when I’m suffering like this… Then I’ll email Sakura ‘Waaah! My stomach is already full but Andou-kun is trying to stuff more inside me~!'”

“What!? That malicious email!? I get it! I get it! I’ll eat the rest, so please rest, Momoi-san, please!”

“Yay! I love you, Andou-kun~♪ Yeah! As expected of Andou-kun♪”

“Really…” Munch munch

(Well, Momoi-san really did eat a lot… Eating this much, I can understand the reason for those ‘huge breasts.’ Must be a constitution where nutrition goes to her chest.) (Andou)

“Muu~? Andou-kun, why are you looking at my stomach~? No being naughty!”

“You’re the one saying that, Momoi-san… No, I wasn’t looking with weird intentions, I was just genuinely thinking about how you don’t get fat.”

“What!? T-talking about getting ‘fat’… Andou-kun has no tact! Hmph! I’m mad~?”

“That’s not something someone who just ate tons in public should say…”