Why Is the Prettiest Girl in School Trying to Talk to a Loner Like Me during Lunch Break? - Chapter 133 - Natural Airheaded Oblivious Ponkotsu Bomb

Chapter 133 – Natural Airheaded Oblivious Ponkotsu Bomb

“Mama, I’m home~”

“Oh, excuse me for intruding.”

(Today I got to go home with Andou-kun for the first time in a while. We’ve been busy with the election recently so there are lots of light novels I want to talk about!) (Asakura)

“Oh my, welcome home you two. Ufufu~ It’s been a while, Andou-kun. You’ll stay for dinner today, right?”

“Ah, but suddenly coming and imposing for dinner is—”

“Oh my, what shall I do… I thought Andou-kun would come every day so I bought too much food, but if you don’t stay, what I bought today will go to waste?”

“—Actually, now that I think about it, my tummy is super-duper empty-wempty so I’ll gratefully accept!”

“Oh my~? Andou-kun, you’re that hungry? Ufufu~ Then please eat lots and lots today, okay? Ufufu~♪”

“Y-yes…”

(Come to think of it, it’s been a while since I came to Asakura-san’s house since the election started…) (Andou)

“Mama, speaking of which, Papa isn’t here—hasn’t he come home yet?”

“Papa has an important meeting with a client today, so he contacted me saying he won’t need dinner. Oh my, when he comes home and I tell him ‘Andou-kun came today,’ he’ll surely be so disappointed. Ufufu~♪”

“……”

(And then I’ll get bombarded with an incredible amount of emails. I can see it now.) (Andou)

“That’s right. Papa likes Andou-kun about as much as I do…”

“Oh my my my… Fufu, surely so♪”

“Mama, what’s wrong? Why are you grinning like that?”

“Ufufufu♪ It’s nothing… Right~? An-dou-kun♪”

“Aha… Ahahaha…”

(Asakura-saaaaaaan! That kind of unconscious self-destruct bomb is way too embarrassing, so please seriously stop! But thank you! I love you too, Asakura-san!) (Andou)

“That’s weird. Come on, Andou-kun. Let’s go to my room!”

“Yeah, that’s right. Asakura-san…”

“So, Mama~. I’ll be in my room with Andou-kun, so call us when dinner’s ready~?”

“Ufufu, understood♪ You two~ Don’t have too much ‘fun’ now~~”

“Pfft!”

“…?”

(M-M-Mother-in-law!? What the heck are you saying!) (Andou)

(Fun…? Does she mean chatting?) (Asakura)

“Okay, got it~”

“……”

(I can’t take it anymore, this mother-daughter pair…) (Andou)

“Oh my… Ufufu♪”

Translation Notes:

– “Tummy is super-duper empty-wempty” – Translates Asakura’s childish expression “メチャクチャお腹がペタペタリンリン”