While Wandering Around Naked, I Met An Exhibitionist, The Most Beautiful Half-Nordic Girl From School.

Chapter 24: Big Brother Y

“Man, even though it’s a guy’s place, it’s really clean, huh? I mean, aside from those weird gym gear, it seems like it’d go over well with girls, right?”

“Not weird at all. These are sacred training items. Even girls would want to try them if they saw them.”

“Come on, you wouldn’t actually bring a pull-up machine into your own home, would you……”

Well, I guess not.

While chatting, I rechecked the room’s condition.

The silver traces should have disappeared by now.

She didn’t have anything besides an umbrella to begin with, and that umbrella was a simple plain design, so having it by the entrance wouldn’t have felt out of place. Her clothes were also properly worn by her.

This way, there shouldn’t be any worries of being caught. I sighed in relief.

“Uh? Hey, hey Shion, aren’t you just leaving your socks on the floor? Haha, so you have this kind of thing too, huh!”

“……”

Those were the black socks that the silver-haired girl had taken off.

I had been so focused on the clothes that I had completely forgotten about the socks.

And they were those long ones that girls usually wear……!

Is it okay? Would it be suspicious if a guy had them……!?

“Well, I do the same thing often and get scolded by my mom. After club activities or when I’m tired, it’s a hassle to take them off, so I just leave them and forget about them……”

“Haha, same here.”

Even though it wasn’t true, I pretended to agree and covered it up.

It seemed like no one was suspicious.

“Ha”
“……!”

I thought I heard a laugh coming from the closet.
Remember that later.

“Hey, so what should we do first? Play a game? Or go for revenge from last time?”

“That sounds good. I’ll also bring some snacks.”

“Oh, really? That’s great. I brought some small bag snacks too, so I’ll just open them and eat.”

And I opened the potato chips bag in a party style.
…It was moving. I had always wanted to eat them like this with friends.
I had never done it before because it felt different when I was alone, but when I actually did it, I felt an indescribable sense of joy.

“Damn, is this guy too strong?”

“I saw online that doing it this way makes it easier to fight.”

“Oh? Really? I managed to avoid an attack! Thanks, Shion!”

“Yan-yan!”

Playing games with my male friend on a holiday.
It was so fun that I couldn’t get enough. Maybe I was born for this moment.
That was probably too much to say.

But if things kept going this way, it seemed like Shirogane’s presence wouldn’t be discovered, and I’d be able to get through the day without incident.

I exhaled in relief and enjoyed the game,

“Hey, Shuusuke, by the way, what’s your type when it comes to girls?”
“……!?”
“!”

I couldn’t help but flinch at the sudden bombshell question.

“What was that all of a sudden?”
“Because we’ve never talked about something like this before, right? You should at least tell me your preferences.”

Normally, this would be a conversation any ordinary high school boy would have, but this time, Shirogane was in the closet.
Being asked about this by her… somehow felt embarrassing.

“……Can we talk about this another time?”
“What other time? Right now!”

But the pressure was too strong. I couldn’t seem to refuse.
Well, I guess I have no choice. I’ll answer honestly unless it’s something I really don’t want to talk about.

“Then, first of all… tell me, what’s your favorite type of hair for girls?”
“Hair? Well, I can answer that right away.”

Hair is one of the few body parts that can’t be easily removed when it comes to exposure.
Of course, in the art I aim for, it’s also a crucial point.

Fundamentally, both the David and Venus statues are designed so that their hair stays confined to their heads, maximizing the display of their physical beauty. In other words,

“Short hair. If it’s long, I prefer it cut to the shoulders at most, or if it’s long, I’d like it tied up.”

Right after I said that, a loud “Doom!” noise came from the closet.
What the hell was she doing?

“Hey, hey, Shuusuke. That sound just now…?”
“I think the stuff I packed into the closet collapsed. I was in a hurry to tidy it up earlier.”
“Oh… I see. Then it’s fine.”

Good thing I managed to cover that up.

“Then, moving on a bit more aggressively, what about the chest? Do you prefer bigger or smaller?”

I really didn’t want to answer that.
But I didn’t want Shirogane to realize she was there either, and besides, normally I would have wanted to have this kind of conversation. So I gave in and answered.

“Bigger is better, but more than that, whether the overall proportions are well balanced is more important.”

This time, there was no sound from the closet.

“Interesting. So you’re surprisingly high standards, or rather, quite particular, huh? You.”
“I can’t deny that.”

Because his ideal is like the statue of David, his standards for physical attractiveness in women might naturally be higher than average.

“Then, what about the inside? What kind of personality do you think a girl should have?”

“Personality?”

I hadn’t really thought about it before. While I could understand categorizing personalities like yandere, tsundere, or kuudere in fictional works, I had never differentiated my preferences in real women based on their personalities.

“Ugh, it’s a tough one…”

“………………..”

“Maybe a normally cute girl would be nice. Someone who can be straightforward and affectionate.”

Again, a “Don’t!” sound echoed.

What the hell is with him?

“O-oh! Did something else fall again!?”

“I’ve got dumbbells and various other things inside.”

“Oh, right. Since it’s a rental, we should be careful not to damage the floor…”

“I’ll be careful.”

I said that, but it still didn’t feel quite right. After all, I didn’t have a clear preference for inner qualities in women.

If I had to say, someone who gets along with me, and who would accept my tendency to be open and exposed, but there’s no way such a woman would conveniently be available.

After that, I continued playing the game while chatting for another two or three hours. Around 5 PM, the friend decided to leave.

“Ugh, since the game has reached a natural conclusion, I’ll be going now.”

“Understood. Thanks for playing with me.”

“Since we’re friends, it’s the least I could do. Oh, by the way, we still haven’t exchanged contact information yet.”

The friend showed me a LINE QR code, so I scanned it and registered it. For the first time ever, someone else’s contact information was added to my list, which only contained official accounts, making me very happy.

“See you then!”

With that, the enjoyable time came to an end. The sudden silence after the previous excitement made me feel a bit naive. After savoring the lingering aftertaste for a while, I opened the closet.

“So, what were you doing?”

“……I hit my head.”

Shirayuki was rubbing her head as if trying to endure the pain. It seemed that the sound that had just echoed was from her hitting her head.

“Are you okay with your head?”

“Are you teasing me…?”

“Not in that sense.”

Well, maybe there was that sense too. Shirayuki’s expression was strange. It wasn’t the kind of face someone would make if they were enjoying watching my embarrassing moment.

“…Your hair should be shorter.”

“Because it makes your whole body look better.”

“Would you prefer a girl who’s more willing to be submissive?”

“Well… I guess that’s one way to put it.”

Shirogane stared at me with a penetrating gaze.

I had no idea what she was getting at.

Was she trying to humiliate me by voicing my preferences?

It was a little embarrassing, to be honest.

“Fuh… Huh? Oh, I see.”

“…………”

This was different from being exposed in front of people.

It was an embarrassing kind of itchiness.