When Summoned Heroes Go Berserk, I Keep the Peace - Chapter 19
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Chapter 19 – Returns and Receipts
【Alfred PoV】
Oh no.
Oh no, no, no, no, no.
I stared down at the broken kid chained to the rubble, blood seeping through his torn shirt. His face was bruised beyond recognition, but I knew those eyes. I knew that messy dark hair, that pathetic expression screaming victim energy. My stomach dropped straight through the ruined cobblestones beneath my feet.
This was Fred.
The harmless kid from Chapter Two. The one I sent off with a pat on the head and directions to a church. The sweet, innocent Otherworlder who just wanted to find his childhood friend. The kid I literally labeled not a threat in my mental report before skipping away.
“Are you freaking kidding me right now?”
I whispered it under my breath, quiet enough that the armored edgelord behind me couldn’t hear. My hands clenched into fists inside my gloves. This was that exact kid. The one who talked my ear off about ice cream flavors and seemed too genuine to ever hurt a fly.
And now he’d leveled a city.
I could practically hear the Author cackling in whatever divine coffee shop they wrote this disaster from. Oh, Alfred thought he could skip a chapter? Alfred thought he could just hand-wave away his responsibilities? Let’s see how he likes cleaning up cosmic vomit on hard mode.
Yeah, thanks for that.
My mind raced through the timeline, piecing together what must have happened. Fred arrived, sweet and clueless, looking for his friend. I sent him off alone because he seemed stable, because his mana levels were low. Then he found her, his precious Sylvia, and she probably smiled politely and said something devastating.
And he snapped.
Without his friend, the other Otherworlder who got snatched by slavers or whatever, Fred had no emotional anchor. No one to talk him down, no one to balance out his spiraling thoughts. Just a lonely kid with god-tier hypnosis abilities and a rejection that shattered his entire worldview.
Classic Yandere progression.
Something twisted in my chest, an unfamiliar sensation that took me a second to identify. Guilt. Actual, genuine guilt, not the performative kind I used to manipulate targets. I’d screwed up. I’d let this kid walk away thinking he was safe, and instead he’d turned into exactly the kind of monster I was supposed to prevent.
This is your mess, Alfred.
I forced myself to look at the scene properly. Sylvia sat propped against the wall, her expression blank as fresh snow. I extended my magical senses, reading the residue clinging to her like oil on water. Hypnosis magic, Level Three at minimum, maybe higher. The kind that didn’t just suggest or influence, it rewrote.
Her neural pathways were scrambled. Her sense of self dissolved into static.
She was gone.
Not dead, but gone in every way that mattered. The girl Fred claimed to love was already a corpse. Her body just hadn’t gotten the memo yet. Even if I called in the best healers in the empire, Sylvia would never be Sylvia again. She’d be a vegetable in a pretty shell, smiling and nodding on command.
Mercy would be putting her down too.
The thought made me feel sick, but it was true.
I straightened up, turning to face the armored guy behind me. Brendon, probably, based on the dark anti-hero native energy radiating off him. He had that whole aesthetic down pat—grim demeanor, monster-slaying sword, tragic backstory written all over his battle-scarred armor.
Honestly, respect.
“So here’s the thing, friend.”
I kept my voice casual, hands still raised in that non-threatening gesture.
“I need you to hand over custody of the kid.”
“Absolutely not.”
His response came fast, sharp as the blade he still held ready.
“He’s a mass murderer. He deserves execution, not a Guild trial.”
“Oh, I’m not talking about a trial.”
I let that hang in the air for a second, watching his body language shift.
“I’m talking about proper disposal. You kill an Otherworlder wrong, you trigger all kinds of nasty side effects. Death curses, magical backlash, political nightmares.”
Total lie, but he didn’t know that.
Brendon’s grip on his sword tightened. Doubt crept into his stance, visible in the way his shoulders tensed.
“You’re saying if I execute him—”
“You might spontaneously combust. Or get hunted by the Guild for unauthorized Otherworlder termination. Or worse, become the villain in some revenge story when his friend shows up.”
I shrugged like this was common knowledge, selling the bluff hard.
“Look, I get it. You want justice. The survivors want blood. But trust me, I’ve done this dance a hundred times. Let me handle it properly, file the right paperwork, make sure nobody else gets hurt.”
He stared at me for a long moment, weighing his options. I could see the internal debate playing out—honor versus pragmatism, revenge versus safety. The ruins around us seemed to hold their breath.
“Fine.”
He lowered his sword an inch, but his eyes stayed locked on me like a hawk tracking prey.
“But I’m watching. If you try to let him escape—”
“Yeah, yeah, you’ll introduce my spine to your sword. Noted.”
I waved him off, already turning back to Fred. The kid was still murmuring, eyes unfocused, lips moving in some endless loop. He probably didn’t even register that he’d lost the fight, that his body was broken.
I knelt down beside him, close enough to see the tears mixing with blood on his cheeks.
This was the part I hated most. Not the fighting, not the strategy, not even the cleanup. It was this moment, when I had to look them in the eye and remember they were kids. Stupid, dangerous, emotionally unstable kids who’d been handed power they couldn’t handle.
Fred’s eyes focused suddenly, landing on my masked face. Recognition flickered across his features, slow and confused.
“You’re… the man from the forest…”
His voice came out weak, broken, but there was something almost childlike in his tone. Like he’d just spotted a familiar face in a crowd.
“The nice man who helped me…”
My chest tightened like someone was squeezing my ribs.
Yeah, that was me. The nice man who helped him. The nice man who sent him off alone, who didn’t do his job properly, who let this entire nightmare play out.
“I found her.”
Fred continued, a sad smile spreading across his bloody lips.
“I found Sylvia. Just like you said I would.”
I glanced at the empty shell that used to be a girl named Sylvia.
“Yeah, kid. You found her.”
“She loves me now. She finally understands.”
My hand moved to the hidden sheath at my side. My fingers brushed against the Soulbinder Sword’s hilt. The blade was disguised as a simple dagger, but its edge could cut through magical bindings, hypnosis residue, even the thread connecting a soul to a body.
Clean. Quick. Merciful.
This was my job. Not hero, not villain, just the janitor who cleaned up when the cosmic joke went too far.
I drew the blade slowly, keeping it angled away from Brendon’s line of sight. The metal hummed softly, responding to my mana. Fred’s eyes tracked the movement, but there was no fear in them. Just confusion, like a child watching an adult do something incomprehensible.
“I really should have asked for a receipt.”
The words came out softer than I intended, almost sad.
Fred tilted his head, not understanding at all.
“A receipt?”
“Yeah, kid. You know, proof of purchase. Evidence I did my job right the first time.”
I positioned the blade carefully, finding the point where his heart met his ribs. One thrust, angled upward, and it would be over. His soul would slip free clean, no curses, no lingering magic.
“I don’t understand…”
“I know you don’t.”
I met his eyes one last time, seeing the same earnest confusion I’d seen in the forest weeks ago. The same kid who just wanted to find his friend and go home. Somewhere along the way, that kid had broken, twisted into something monstrous.
And I’d been too arrogant to see it coming.
“But that’s okay. You don’t need to.”
I raised the blade, feeling the weight of every decision that led to this moment. Fred kept smiling, kept murmuring about Sylvia’s love, kept living in the delusion that he was still the hero.
Behind me, Brendon watched in silence, waiting for justice.
Around us, the ruined city held its breath.
And I, Alfred von Schmidt, cosmic janitor and professional disaster-cleaner, prepared to take out the trash one more time.
The Soulbinder hummed in my hand, eager and ready.
I really, really should have asked for that receipt.





































