When My Girlfriend Cheated On Me And Spread Rumors That I Was A Guy Who Would Sleep With Anyone, I Decided To Just Accept It And Ended Up Dating The Most Slutty Girl In School. - Chapter 46: Put An End To The Fake Relationship.

Put An End To The Fake Relationship.

Naoki confessed everything:

• • That Kirara is still a virgin.

• • The reason she pretended to be promiscuous.

• • The circumstances surrounding Naoki’s rejection.

• • How he met Kirara and ended up pretending to be her boyfriend.

• • And, of course, that he’s not actually a playboy.

Throughout the confession, the three others listened with their mouths agape in disbelief.

“So, everything was a lie?” Linda exclaimed.

“I’m really sorry, everyone! Truly, I am!” Kirara said as she executed a dramatic leap from the sofa, landing in a perfect kneeling apology.

“By the time I met you all, I was already labeled as a slut! I couldn’t bear to admit that I was being harassed, especially when I was trying so hard to look cool in front of everyone… I’m really sorry!”

“Stop that, Hana-chan! We never meant—whoa!” Linda stammered before being shoved aside as Minto and Konna lunged at Kirara, embracing her tightly.

“I knew it! I knew Kirara wasn’t really a slut!”

“I don’t fully understand, but Kirara, you’re not at fault! You shouldn’t be apologizing like that!”

“You’re not angry? I lied to all of you the whole time!” Kirara asked, still kneeling.

“Everyone lies sometimes! I told you I weighed 90 kilograms, but I’m actually over 100!”

“I lied about being 140 centimeters tall!”

“Well… I sometimes still wet the bed!” Linda admitted hesitantly.

“ “Eh?” “

Linda turned beet red as the other four stared at her in utter shock.

“But… but that was the natural progression of things, wasn’t it?! I just sometimes get too scared to go to the bathroom at night because of ghosts! It’s not like it happens all the time!”

“Oh, uh… yeah.”

“Y-yeah, that happens.”

“Right! I mean, I still do it sometimes too… like once a month!”

“Really? You all are surprisingly childish! I graduated from wetting the bed back in elementary school—mmpf!”

“Konna, stop saying unnecessary things!”

“Exactly! You’re ruining the cover we just gave you!”

“…Sorry, I think this is all my fault somehow.”

“Just forget about it! Please! If this got out, I’d be too embarrassed to show my face at school!”

“We might not be able to forget, but we promise we won’t tell anyone. Right, everyone?”

“Of course! We’re best friends, aren’t we?”

“Sure, the bedwetting thing was surprising, but Linda has so many great qualities! You don’t need to worry about something like that! And if anyone does mess with you, I’ll take care of them—hiya, hiya, hiya!”

Konna threw a few clumsy shadow punches while making sound effects with her mouth.

“You guys… sniff.”

Linda teared up, moved by the beautiful display of friendship.

The conversation had taken an unexpected turn, but in a way, it was for the best.

“See? The whole thing about Kirara being a virgin is no big deal either, right?”

“Yeah! I’m a virgin too!”

“Same here!”

“Wait, so I’m the only one with experience?!”

“What?!”

The four others gaped at Konna in shock, only for her to stick out her tongue playfully.

“Just kidding! I’m a virgin too! I’m not really into guys anyway, so of course I am. But I do like Yari-mura because he’s kind! Oh, and the green fairy as well!”

“I was seriously shocked…”

“Almost wet myself a little there…”

“I think I lost a bit of weight from the shock…”

“I can’t keep up with all these twists…”

As expected from the gal group, they were a force to be reckoned with.

“Well, now that we’ve cleared up the misunderstanding about Kirara, I’ll be breaking up with her. So, everything’s resolved, right?”

“ “Ah…” “

The four of them muttered as if suddenly remembering something.

“No, Asshi! I don’t want to break up!”

“Y-yeah, Ashimura! If that’s the situation, we’re not going to complain! Right, guys?!”

“Y-yeah! If anything, we feel safer knowing that someone trustworthy like you is pretending to be her boyfriend!”

“Ashimura, do you really hate Kirara now? Is it because we were mean to you? If that’s the case, then I’m sorry… please don’t say that… please!”

Konna burst into tears, causing Kirara to almost cry as well.

“Even so, I have to keep my promise. Besides, Kirara, pretending to be in a relationship isn’t right. Look, it’s clearly worried everyone around us, and it’s not fair to keep this ambiguous situation going forever. I think it’s time we end it here.”

“Why… why would you say that? We were doing fine! Did I do something to upset you? If there’s something wrong, I’ll fix it! Please, don’t say that…”

Kirara clung to Naoki, sobbing uncontrollably.

“I’m sorry, Ashimura! No, Lord Ashimura! This whole thing is my fault—I acted on my own! Kirara had nothing to do with it! I’ll stay away from you and stop being friends with Kirara, so please don’t dump her!”

Linda dropped to her knees in a deep bow on the sticky karaoke room floor.

“Linda, stop! Don’t do that!”

“I’m sorry, Hana-chan! I didn’t know the situation and acted without thinking, and now I’ve made your boyfriend angry! I don’t want you to be unhappy because of me! So, Lord Ashimura, please!”

“I’m begging you too! I’ll never go near either of you again! If you’re upset, I’ll even pay compensation! Please, reconsider…”

“Ashimura… you’re not really going to abandon Kirara, are you?”

Minto bowed next to Linda, while Konna clung to Naoki’s leg, tears welling up in her eyes.

“Wait, wait, wait! Everyone, please calm down! This isn’t how it was supposed to go!”

Naoki tried to explain desperately.

“But you said you wanted to break up, Asshi!”

“What’s wrong with you?! Make up your mind!”

“Keep messing around, and I’ll crush you!”

“Ashimura, be clear!”

“I get it! I understand, okay? But what I’m saying is… I need time to prepare myself! We’re still a fake couple, and unless we break up first, we can’t really be together for real, right?!”

“Huh?”

“What?”

“Eek!”

“That makes sense!”

Each of the gals reacted in their own way.

Naoki took a deep breath and locked eyes with Kirara.

“Hanabusa Kirara, I’ve fallen for you. For real. I don’t want to keep pretending to be your boyfriend anymore! I may be nothing special now, but I’ll work hard to become a man worthy of you… So, please! Will you be my real girlfriend, not just for show?”

Kirara stared blankly at Naoki’s outstretched hand as if it were some alien life form.

“Linda, pinch my cheek, would you?”

“O-okay.”

Linda pinched Kirara’s cheek tightly.

“It… doesn’t hurt. I knew it—it’s a dream. There’s no way something this convenient could happen…”

She sighed with a disappointed look.

“No, this is real! Hello? Kirara?!”

“She’s probably in shock, so she’s numb to the pain! You need to pinch her harder!”

“Leave it to me! Here goes!”

“Gyaaaah! What the heck was that?!”

Kirara screamed as she received a sudden poke in the rear, swatting Konna on the head.

“Wha—this isn’t a dream?! No way!”

“It’s real!”

“Hurry up and answer him!”

“Ashimura might die from the suspense!”

Naoki was indeed on the brink of collapse.

The answer was either yes or no.

Which would it be?!

“Of course, it’s a YES! There’s no other answer! I love you too! I love you, love you, love you so much!”

With the biggest smile she’s ever shown, Kirara leaped into Naoki’s arms.

“No way… Am I dreaming?”

“Take this!”

Konna instantly delivered another poke, but…

“It doesn’t hurt. It’s definitely a dream…”

“Asshi! I already did that part!”

“How about this, then!”

“Oof!”

Linda kicked Naoki in the groin, causing him to collapse to the ground.

“Asshi! Linda, that was too much! I haven’t even gotten to use that yet!”

“Sorry, Hana-chan! I just thought this would work best on a guy…”

“This really hurts… But haha, it’s not a dream! It feels like a dream, but I’m actually dating Hanafusa-san! Ugh!”

Naoki let out a pained groan as Minto sat on him, her weight pressing down hard.

“Mintooooo! What are you doing?!”

“W-well, he kept talking like he was still dreaming…”

“’Feels like a dream’ is just a figure of speech!”

“Oh no! I totally messed up! I’m sorry, Ashimura! Please hang in there!”

“Waaah! Minto killed Ashimuraaaa!”

“I’m still alive… barely…”

Naoki shakily got back up on his feet.

And with that, the situation was finally resolved.

Since they were already at the karaoke place, the five of them decided to have some fun singing.

“Wow, Ashimura, you’re actually pretty good at this!”

“I’m an otaku, so I’ve got some karaoke skills.”

“Hey, hey, Kirara-chan. Just between us, how far have you gone with Ashimura-kun?”

“W-Well, hehe… we actually held hands. Gyaah! So embarrassing!”

“What? Just holding hands? After all that flirting, you still haven’t kissed? You’ve got to be kidding!”

“B-but! Back then, we were just pretending to be a couple! Kissing a guy who’s not really your boyfriend would’ve been weird, right?”

“I figured you weren’t really a bitch, but I didn’t expect you to be this pure… Kirara-chan, you’re just too cute!”

“Ashimura~! Sing Pretty Cure for me!”

“At your service.”

“Hold up, Konna! It’s my turn next! I want him to sing Kamen Rider!”

“Alright, no need to fight. I’ll sing them both in order.”

“Yay!”

“Transform! Hiya! How’s that? Nailed it, right?”

“Hey, Lin-chan! Stop jumping around! Your panties are showing!”

“No worries. I’m all into Kirarak. I’ve got zero interest in any other girl’s panties.”

“So, you’re saying you’re interested in Hana-chan’s panties?”

“Of course. I’m a guy, aren’t I?”

“What do you think, Hana-chan?”

With a sly grin, Linda turned her gaze to Kirara.

“Oh, Linda! Stop teasing me!”

Blushing, Kirara shyly lifted the edge of her skirt just a little.

“Guh!”

Naoki collapsed, his eyes overwhelmed by the dazzling sight of pure white.

“Aww, my boyfriend is just too cute!”

“No way, Kirara-chan! If you do that, you’ll become a real bitch!”

“Wait, is Ashimura weak against panties? Take this! And this! How do you like that?”

“Cut it out! Because of Hana-chan’s antics, now Konna’s picking up weird ideas!”

“Konna, please, don’t ever do that again. If someone saw us, I could end up in jail.”

“Oh, what should I do? Maybe if you sing PriPara for me, I’ll consider it.”

“Whether it’s Pretty Cure, PriPara, or Pretty Rhythm, bring it on!”

***

“…Huh? Why are they having so much fun!? This is insane! Their friend’s boyfriend is a total player! How can they be okay with this? Ugh, these easy-going gals are impossible!”

In the room next door, Chiharu ground her teeth in frustration, seething as the cheerful noise from the other room leaked through the walls.