When My Girlfriend Cheated On Me And Spread Rumors That I Was A Guy Who Would Sleep With Anyone, I Decided To Just Accept It And Ended Up Dating The Most Slutty Girl In School.

The Incident of High School Girls Discussing Penises at the Local McDonald’s.

“See!? That prick is definitely a woman-hating, lowest of the low dick!”

Bang bang bang bang!

With a series of loud bangs, the shout of a high school girl echoed through the nearby McDonald’s.

The speaker was Ooyama Linda, a muscular blonde gal who looked to be around 180 cm tall.

Across from her in the booth were two others: the chubby and middle-height beauty Marui Minto and the girl who looked like a little kid in a gyaru attire, Horimiya Konna.

The three of them were old members of a group known as “Kirara’s Gyaru Army,” a circle of friends around Kirara.

All three had been saved by Kirara at a time when they were isolated and bullied.

Linda had been feared and treated as a delinquent due to her overly blessed physique and fierce looks.

Minto had been bullied and called “beauty pig” due to her too-kind personality and tendency to gain weight easily.

Konna had been mocked as “Loli-miya” because of her high-handed attitude and child-like figure.

All the other members had their own issues too.

But thanks to Kirara, they now enjoyed a peaceful school life with many friends and without being bullied.

“Linda-chan, you shouldn’t be shouting out names of male organs in a public space!”

“That’s right, Linda! Because of you, everyone’s totally put off, and the place feels like a funeral!”

Minto, holding two Gigamac burgers, said this.

Next to her, Konna, who had been playing with a Happy Meal toy, looked on with disbelief.

“Ugh!?”

Linda, with a face like a wild beast, furrowed her brow and glared around the frozen store.

“Eek!”

Linda, with a physique reminiscent of a new character from Street Fighter, had an intimidating presence that made anyone who met her gaze—customers and staff alike—quickly avert their eyes.

“…You’re right. To everyone at McDonald’s, I’m really sorry!” Linda said with a gruff, husky voice. Then she gave a firm headbutt to the table stacked high with food.

“Well done for apologizing!”

“See? You can do it if you try,” Minto clapped lightly, and Konna, with a somewhat patronizing attitude, brushed her hair back.

(Is she stupid?)

(She must be stupid.)

(So, she’s just stupid.)

The people in the restaurant, now satisfied, returned to their daily routines.

“But more importantly, it’s about Yari-mura! Is it really okay for someone like him to be Kirara’s boyfriend?” Linda banged the table with her fists, raising her voice.

Linda had never liked Naoki from the start. After all, he was Kirara’s boyfriend, and that alone was enough to make her dislike him.

Moreover, he was a notorious womanizer.

“That’s something I’ve been thinking too… but he’s the one Kirara chose…”

“That’s right, Linda! Kirara even told us not to worry! You don’t believe Kirara’s word?”

“Well, she didn’t exactly say that… but still, Kirara might make mistakes too, right?”

“That’s true!”

Konna flipped her stance with remarkable ease.

“Konna-chan…”

“What? Got a problem?”

“No, it’s just that you have some sauce on your mouth.”

Minto pulled out a handkerchief, and as expected, Konna presented her face like a child offering it for cleaning. The scene resembled a mother attending to her child.

“Okay, all clean.”

“Thanks, Minto! I’ll give you a compliment for that!”

With a smile, Konna hugged Minto’s ample, K-cup breasts, and then pointed a tiny finger at Linda.

“Anyway! This whole situation happened because Linda kept telling everyone not to have sex with different guys!”

“Konna-chan! Shhh!”

Minto hurriedly raised a finger to hush her.

“But why? Sex is a serious word we learn in health class, right?”

“Well, yes…”

Minto was at a loss with Konna’s serious expression.

Other customers looked on with complex emotions at Konna’s sex talk, given her childlike appearance.

“But! If Kirara were having sex with unknown guys, wouldn’t that be upsetting?”

(What kind of situation is this!?)

Linda’s words drew intrigued looks from the restaurant patrons.

“Of course, it would be upsetting…”

“But that’s just Kirara. Everyone has their flaws, you know?”

“True, but… I never thought she’d end up with a guy like Yari-mura! I don’t want her to be with anyone, honestly! I’d rather be her girl girlfriend myself!”

“What’s a ‘girl girlfriend’?”

“It’s obvious. A girlfriend who’s a girl!”

“That’s unfair! Then I want to make Kirara my girl girlfriend too!”

“Calm down, Konna-chan! That phrase doesn’t exist!”

“It doesn’t!? You tricked me, Linda!”

“I didn’t trick you! If it doesn’t exist, just create it!”

“True! For once, you’re really sharp, Linda!”

(What is this chaotic conversation!?)

The lack of a clear response left the customers feeling bewildered.

“And, didn’t Minto also doubt whether Kirara was truly a ‘slut’? Isn’t that why she stubbornly decided to date someone like Yari-mura?”

“Eh!?”

The sudden shift in focus startled Minto.

“W-well, it’s just that when Kirara was giving relationship advice to other girls, her demeanor seemed off. The explicit advice she gave was different from what I knew…”

“Isn’t that based on the erotic books Minto always reads? It’s fiction, so it’s only natural it would be different.”

“Don’t say that so loudly! And, ‘Lady’s Magazine’: aren’t the same as erotic books!”

“Yikes!”

Minto’s Iron Meat Claw, which could be mistaken for steel, grabbed Linda’s face.

Usually mild-mannered, Minto’s latent combat power exceeds Linda’s.

“Stop it, both of you! We’re friends! Fighting is… ugh, it’s so distressing! Waaah!”

“S-sorry, Konna-chan!”

“I-I’m at fault! Here, let’s hug it out!”

Linda and Minto embraced over the table.

The collision of their large breasts made the male patrons’ Adam’s apples bob.

“W-well… let me join too…”

Konna sniffled as she joined the hug.

As the bizarre ritual came to a close…

“Anyway, it doesn’t matter whose fault it is at this point. The real issue is Yari-mura! That guy pretended to be a boring otaku, deceived his ex-girlfriend, and now he’s just another scumbag who’s been hitting on women behind the scenes!”

This was based on a story Chiharu had shared during their lunch break.

At school, it might seem like Naoki suddenly became handsome, but that’s just his rotten true nature. Naoki had an affair with a college girl and easily dumped Chiharu. That’s bad enough, but he also dumped that college girl and is now dating Kirara. Naoki is a psychopath with a twisted fetish for charming women by pretending to be nice and using sex, only to abruptly dump them and cause despair. Apparently, Chiharu was worried about Kirara, who is now his next target.

I want to do something about it, but Kirara is completely in love with Naoki.

That’s why Linda decided to consult her two close friends.

“If that’s true, it’s absolutely unforgivable!”

Konna pounded the table in frustration.

“It’s really decided, you know! He himself said it!”

“Is that so? But that person is Naoki’s ex, right? There’s also the possibility that the ex is the one who cheated and is now lying out of jealousy over Naoki dating Kirara. Maybe the whole ‘Yari-mura is a player’ thing is a lie made up by the ex, and Kirara is just pretending to be his girlfriend to help him through his heartbreak. It’s possible that Kirara is actually a virgin pretending to be a player, and they’re both just playing the roles of player and slut to keep up appearances. That would make everything fit, wouldn’t it?”

“No way, that’s too far-fetched. You’ve been reading too many erotic books.”

“Maybe. But I think it’s not far off the mark…”

“Ugh, what does this even mean? It’s too complicated; I don’t understand at all!”

Konna groaned and clutched her head in confusion.

The onlookers, who had been eavesdropping on the drama, were also intensely interested in the soap-opera-like developments.

“What’s with you, Minto? You’re unusually protective of Yari-mura,”

Linda squinted her eyes in irritation.

“I’m not defending Yari-mura, you know… I just want to believe in Kirara. I can’t imagine that someone as amazing as Kirara would be easily deceived by such a sleazy guy. I also think that the idea of Kirara being a ‘player’ doesn’t quite fit. If they’re seriously dating, it would be wrong to interfere. Kirara seems really happy since she started dating Yari-mura,”

Minto argued.

“Every day, she’s over at his place, doing it over and over again. I can’t stand it! I don’t like it!”

“I don’t really get it, but if Kirara is happy, that’s what matters most! We’ve all been helped by her, so now it’s our turn to help her!”

“So, like, you’re saying we should just leave her with Yari-mura?”

“I think it’s better to leave them alone… There’s a possibility that his ex is lying…”

“And what if it’s too late by then?”

“We can’t take responsibility if our interference ruins their relationship!”

“No fighting!”

Konna squeezed between the two, using her small frame to separate them.

“The point is whether Yari-mura is worthy of being Kirara’s boyfriend, right? In that case, why don’t we check it ourselves?”

The two suddenly realized the validity of Konna’s suggestion.

“That’s it, Konna!”