When My Doorbell Rang at 5am, I Got a Wife - Chapter 20: "We did it again, didn't we? ♡"

Chapter 20: “We did it again, didn’t we? ♡”

“We did it again, didn’t we? ♡”

Erika said happily as we faced each other across the low table.

“Yes, we did.”

I nodded, feeling a bit embarrassed.

“And having sex while still wearing clothes, Tooru, you’re quite the pervert! ♡”

“I couldn’t help it… I was drawn to Erika’s cute mini-skirt miko outfit.”

There was a different kind of irresistible temptation there, different from being completely naked.

And I just couldn’t resist that forbidden temptation!

“You’re such a troublemaker, Tooru, just because I was cute doesn’t mean you should be extending the match like this right after the last one.”

“Grr, I was completely spent after the last round, but when it comes to a doubleheader with an erotic busty beautiful girl in a miko outfit… who would’ve thought?”

This must be the power of the built up stress I’ve had over decades of virginity.

If you’re a virgin over 30, this is what it means to become a wizard.

Just feeling the urge to have sex makes me feel like my energy and vitality are infinite!

As we were having this stupid and vulgar early morning conversation,

“Oh, yes.”

Erika suddenly clapped her hands.

“What’s up?”

She rummaged through the pouch she had brought with her and took out a very familiar metallic red card.

“Here you go.”

It was a cash card with credit function from one of Japan’s megabanks, Mitsubishi Tokyo UFJ Bank.

I also had an account with them when I was a student, receiving remittances from my parents, and I’ve been using it ever since I became a working adult, so I was very familiar with it.

The name on the card was “Yusa Erika.”

It was definitely Erika’s cash card.

“Why do you have something like this?”

“The most troublesome thing about interworld transfer is money, of course. That’s why the goddess provides the currency of the transfer destination to avoid any trouble.”

“The goddess of reincarnation more thoughtful than I imagined…”

“Of course, she’s an all-knowing and all-powerful goddess. This is standard.”

“Well, never mind. How much is in there, then?”

“I don’t know that. But I’ve been told that when making a payment, I just need to show this and enter a four-digit PIN or sign it. I know how to use it.”

“Well, that’s basically how it works, but it’s a problem not knowing how much is in there. You might not have enough balance when you make a payment.”

“Is that so?”

“That’s how it is. Let me see it for a second.”

I borrowed the UFJ red card from Erika and opened internet banking on my laptop.

Recent computers are so convenient because they start up quickly with SSD instead of HDD.

“Alright, here, come over here and try entering your PIN in this blank space. Oh, don’t worry, it’s set so it won’t leave any cache behind.”

Erika, who sat next to me, looked confused as she peered at the computer.

“Cache(cash)…? Is it money? Do you see the money with this card?” (T/N: He meant cache, in simple terms, he’s saying the pin won’t be saved on his computer, its computer stuff.)

Erika, sitting next to me, leaned over to peer at the computer, showing a confused expression as if she didn’t understand.

“Cash is still ‘cash,’ but it doesn’t mean money (cash); it means storage (cache).”

“Haa… in the first place, what is this box? A small TV?”

“Oh, you don’t know about computers? But you know about TV?”

That’s a bit surprising.

“When it comes to reincarnation, ‘TV’ is common sense, so the goddess tells everyone to know about it for sure, which is why we learn about TV first at Goddess Academy.”

“Oh, is that so… the goddess is really thoughtful.”

“Of course, she’s the goddess who manages countless worlds. Based on past reincarnation data, she meticulously performs PDCA to achieve top customer satisfaction.”

“PDCA and customer satisfaction… the goddess sounds like a successful businesswoman… but the information seems a bit outdated…”

“Well, it’s understandable since it’s a different world, so it’s difficult to keep up in real time. Also, for textbooks used in schools, they have to pass the textbook inspection of the Interworld Ministry of Education, which takes even more time.”

“When it comes to interworld stories, I feel like there are differences every time, but in some ways, it’s really no different from this world.”

It feels more like a story about a different country on Earth rather than an interworld story.

“The fundamental mechanisms of the world don’t change just because it’s a different world.”

“Have you gotten the point?”

“You really did your homework… it’s like a long-running TV show. My parents love it too.”

“By the way, the TV thing happened a long time ago when the goddess actually came to this world and was laughed at by the locals for not knowing about TV, which made her feel embarrassed. At that time, the goddess vowed never to let her juniors make the same mistake.”

“The goddess has it tough…”

I was reminded of when I first moved to Tokyo for college and took the wrong train route, ending up in a completely different place, and had to ask the station attendant where I was, feeling embarrassed.

I somehow feel a sense of kinship with her.