When My Doorbell Rang at 5am, I Got a Wife - Chapter 2: "Please, Inside! Let Me In!"

Chapter 2: “Please, Inside! Let Me In!”

“Uhh… what’s going on here? Oh, yeah, I get it. This must be a dream.”

Situation: A beautiful girl comes to my house.

Conclusion: It’s definitely a dream.

Action: Okay, let’s go back to sleep.

“This is not a dream.”

“Woahh?! A pretty realistic response came back!? Isn’t my imagination power, like, super crazy? After seeing this, I’m pretty scared of my amazingness too. Maybe I’m actually mentally ill?”

Perhaps, as human intelligence and cognitive abilities have evolved, the dreams that arise from them have also evolved.

Let’s call it the ‘Dream Evolution Theory.’

“No, this is not a fantasy, it’s reality.”

“Hmm? But I was just sleeping just earlier, right?”

“You’re such a sleepyhead, aren’t you♪?“

“It’s only 5 am for your information! So, this is like a dream within a dream, right? It’s called a ‘multiple dream’ or a ‘dream within a dream,’ right?”

Fumu.

I was up late last night watching late-night anime, so I must still be a little tired.

It’s not uncommon for anime otaku to stay up late for live-tweeting, you know.

And I’m unemployed now, so I have plenty of time! (tears of blood)

I’m a very ordinary anime otaku who doesn’t confuse the real world with the anime heaven, so that’s my conclusion.

Fortunately, I’m currently on a special long-term vacation recognized by the country.

Today, tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow, I don’t have to work for half a year, and I’ll receive unemployment benefits from the country, so I’m basically in the privileged class.

In fact, the bankruptcy of the company I worked for for 10 years was quite a shock to me, so I thought I’d take some time to relax, both physically and mentally.

So, the best thing to do is to go back to sleep and rest.

Even if it’s just a dream.

“Well that’s that, good night.

Having reached a perfect conclusion, I tried to close the door and go back to sleep.

I don’t want to give up on this dream with this beautiful girl, but I really want to continue the dream I was having earlier, about the full-cheat gear, the popular harem, and the world transfer with lots of breasts.

I want to forget my pathetic reality, even if just in my dreams…

“Hey, wait a minute, don’t close the door!”

But the beautiful girl stuck her foot in the entrance and tried to prevent me from closing the door.

Her breasts swayed as she did so.

The cleavage, emphasized by the open chest, swayed with a ‘pururun’ sound.

“G-Gulp… Wait no! Um, your foot is in the way, I can’t close the door. Could you take your foot out?”

“I put my foot in the way so you can’t close the door.”

“This is called trespassing, right?”

“I haven’t entered yet! Even if I did, it’s just the tip! It’s okay if it’s just the tip, right? Right? And since the tip is already in, it’s okay if I push in everything right!? So, I’m going to go all the way in!”

“Don’t say such creepy things like a papa-katsu old man trying to force sex with his ‘partner’! Just take your foot back!” (T/N: Papa-katsu is basically compensated dating.)

Oh, the papa-katsu thing is just my imagination.

I’m too scared to do anything like that.

I want to have an erotic relationship with a busty girl, but for an anime otaku with zero social skills, meeting a young girl for the first time and then having an adult relationship with her is just too high a hurdle.

I’m also scared of having my personal information stolen and being blackmailed.

“Because if I take my foot back, you’ll be able to close the door.”

“I’m telling you to take your foot back because I want to close the door.”

“As I said, if I take my foot back, you’ll be able to close the door.”

“I’m telling you to take your foot back because I want to close the door!”

“Please, inside! Let me inside! I prefer it inside! Please, inside! Let me inside please!”

T/N: This shit’s funny, it can be interpreted as: Please! Let me put it inside! I prefer having it inside! Please! Inside! Please let me put it inside already! And I’m hella gonna use such references moving forward so it ain’t confusing.

“Don’t shout things that will be misunderstood by the neighbors at this early hour!”

I couldn’t help but scream.