Mari Muratsuki is Inconsistent

“Umm….Mari-san, what are you doing?”

“I’m squeezing Sei-kun (lover)’s thing.” 

“Stop it.”

This was bad—I sounded pretty harsh. But at least it seemed that becoming a couple wasn’t just a figment of my imagination. Phew, that’s a relief.

………Wait, no, it’s not a relief! It’s not good at all!

The problem was, this was right before fourth period, and we were in the boys’ bathroom. Thankfully, no one else was around at the moment, but if someone saw us here like this, my social life would be over in an instant.

No matter how much I tried to claim that Mari had forced herself on me, no one would believe me. If it came down to who looked more guilty, it would definitely be me.

Just the thought of a headline like 

Sei Uses Childhood Friendship to Forcefully Approach Purity Idol!

sent chills down my spine. If a tabloid got hold of something like that, it would be disastrous! I might not be able to live in Japan anymore!

Desperately, I leaned closer and whispered, “Mari, you need to leave the bathroom. We can’t do anything weird here, okay?”

Her face turned even redder, but she stayed quiet, still looking away. It was clear she understood the situation, but there was something she wasn’t saying.

 “I-I’ve been feeling so h*rny since this morning… I’m at my limit… fuhihi.”

“Fuhihi? That’s not helping!”

“From the moment I saw you this morning, I couldn’t help myself… and then you tried to hold my hand outside. It was such a… such a s*xual appeal, I got so turned on and couldn’t stop getting wet….”

“I wasn’t trying to appeal like that!”

“But I thought it might be too much to do it outside, so I held back. I mean, I didn’t just push you down right then and there. So, so, isn’t that impressive of me? Aren’t I great?”

“More like, ‘perverted,’ not ‘impressive.'”

“Ahh..if you praise me like that… mhmmn, I can’t help but get ar*used…”

This is bad; I need to do something about this quickly.

Looking at Mari, she was completely in ‘female mode.’ Her arousal threshold is way too low. Is she some sort of laughter addict but for arousal? This is ridiculous.

Anyway, this situation is really bad. Seriously, it’s dangerous in many ways.

I tried my best to calm Mari down.

“Listen, Mari. You said it was bad to do it outside, but doing it in the school boys’ bathroom is also incredibly bad, you know?”

“Y-yes, I understand that. I know with my rational mind that it’s something we shouldn’t do, Sei-kun.”

“Great, I’m glad you understand. So, come on, use that rationality you just mentioned again, right now. You can do it, Mari!”

“Do it… Sei-kun’s baby… gulp.”

“Not in that sense!”

“When you think you shouldn’t do it or it’s bad… doesn’t that make it even more exciting?”

“Please, don’t cross that line!”

I get it, but still! 

But still!

While we were talking like this, the way Mari squeezed mine gradually began to seem less cute.

No, seriously, Stop! Pleaaassse! If you stroke like that, My Son will start swinging his bat!

“Mari! P-please, calm down, calm down!”

“Yeah, it’s okay, I’m calm. That’s why I know you’re getting a little excited too, right, Sei-kun?”

“It’s not ar*usal, it’s a sense of impending doom!”

As we were having this conversation…

“Ugh, this is such a drag… I really don’t want to go to the next class.”

“Totally. Hey, mind if I take a quick leak?”

“Oh, me too, me too.”

From outside! I heard those voices from the outside!

(O-oh f*ck….if they come in, they’ll see Mari giving me a h*ndj*b….)

If we stayed like this, it would definitely be game over.

But running outside wasn’t an option either. If we bumped into other students, I’d instantly be labeled as the guy who dragged Mari into the boys’ bathroom.

Given the circumstances, I had no choice. The only and best answer I could choose in this situation was—

“M-Mari, this way!”

“Ahh~♡ So forceful♡”

Ignoring Mari’s carefree voice, I pulled her into one of the bathroom stalls.

“Phew, gotta take a piss.”

“You sound like an old man.”

“Shut up.”

As soon as I closed the stall door, I felt someone else enter the bathroom.

“Phew… made it just in time.”

For the moment, I had ensured our safety and breathed a sigh of relief. However, Mari…

“…Hehe~♡ Sei-kun, you’re so assertive♡”

…,….You’re just a beast in the disguise of high-specs and amazing beauty, aren’t you?