When I said, "You can be a hero," to a child with no talent, he really started to become a hero, so I acted like I knew what I was doing, like I was a wise master. - Chap 29: The Bad Girl Part 2
Candy smoothly won the second round and the third round as well. She even emerged victorious in the quarterfinals and the semifinals.
Do I even need to be here? I’ve thought this before, but do I need to guide her in everything? She’s perfectly capable of imitating other people’s techniques on her own. It’s pretty outrageous.
“Ah, Will took off, and now the seats are all taken.”
“Sorry, sorry.”
Will and Menmen were sitting far away until recently but moved to seats just a bit ahead of us. While I was talking to Carmira’s trading company, the heart next to Menmen, where Will had been sitting, was taken. So they moved to seats next to each other. And those seats happened to be in front of me… damn it, this irks me.
“Will, this potato is delicious. Open up.”
“Ah.”
Hey, hey, what are you guys doing in front of me?
“Ban, want some potato?”
“Ah, thanks.”
“I’ll feed you, ah.”
The potato is delicious. But I can’t forgive Will for… Just as I was thinking this, Tessie sat down next to Will.
“Hey, Will, you’re here, right?”
“Tessie-kun!”
“Mind if I sit next to you?”
“Of course not.”
Will and Tessie sit side by side. Wait a minute, what about Menmen, who was next to Will?
“… Tessie-kun, you’re a Hero Dan fan, right?”
“Yeah, I am.”
“I’ve realized something crucial about Hero Dan… but I haven’t found anyone to share it with. I thought it would be best to hear the opinion of a man who is a fan of the hero.”
“Ah? Sounds interesting, so I’m all ears… but what about the girl beside you whose magical energy is getting high?”
“Ugh, Will! I want to hear it, too.”
“Great! Then I’d like you to listen!”
Hmm, a new fact about me? Now, that’s a bit intriguing.
“Huh? A new theory about Dan?”
“A new fact about Hero-kun…”
“I’m curious…”
It seems like the three people next to me are also naturally interested. Will swallowed hard and began to speak slowly.
“Hero Dan has quite a large, uh, lower half.”
“Ah… And what’s the significance of that?”
“Wait, you’re saying this in front of me?”
Why is Will making such a big deal out of this? And how does he even know that… Was it when we were sweating in the lake?
“Eh? Hero-kun is big?”
“I didn’t know… but why do you know?”
“Ah, so Dan is… large.”
Having my former party member, who’s wearing a towel around their face, listen to a conversation about how big my lower half is and react to it…
“When we happened to be bathing once, I accidentally saw it… So, about the size of his lower half, everyone knows that Hero Dan wishes for peace more than anyone else. His body has evolved to endure the constant fierce battles and adapt to stronger enemies. Human bodies have adaptability, right? I think his body has been optimized for strength, or rather, for his desire for peace. His wishes have made him strong…”
“Wow, that’s a pretty good point you’re making there.”
“Will, you really like Hero Dan, don’t you?”
“The point is, I think his desire for peace has manifested in his lower half.”
“Wow, you just took that conversation to a pointless place.”
I, too, preferred only to hear the former part of the conversation.
“I’m not joking. I’m seriously discussing this. Like I said, Hero Dan wishes for peace. He’s looking far ahead into the future… So, I think his body has been optimized to leave descendants for the future. Otherwise, there’s no explanation for that size.”
“Is he… really that big?”
“Big. I WAS SHOCKED when I saw it for the first time, but I think it’s amazing. Probably the biggest in the world. Even its shape has a certain elegance… optimized for leaving descendants…”
“Will, why are you discussing this with such a serious face? Are you weird?”
“I’m being serious!”
“Ah, you are weird.”
“Will! Stop talking about that stuff in front of me!”
“Ah, sorry. We were eating potatoes, and it’s not a conversation to have during a meal.”
“The issue is more fundamental! I’m a woman! I’m not used to these kinds of conversations!”
Will can be strange at times… extraordinary. I think I’m large, and I don’t like to say it, but I have a high libido… But that’s normal, right?
While traveling, I did gradually grow, but it was already significant. It’s probably a result of going through a growth period and muscle training from my previous life.
“…Well, I guess I’m not interested in that kind of talk.” (Eh? Hero-kun is that big? And even the shape is… what should I do? If we get married, we’ll be intimate, and Hero-kun has always been a monster regarding stamina… Can I handle it?)
Sakura seems disinterested. Well, it’s not surprising that people wouldn’t be interested in someone else’s lower half.
“…My plan is ruined.” (…What should I do? I planned to get my hero drunk, overpower him, whisper sweet nothings in his ear while nibbling on it, and then make him pant with desire… now it seems like it could be me who ends up panting. Well, that’s fine too.)
I don’t know what Kaguya is saying. She’s just a child. She’s bound to say things that don’t make sense; it can’t be helped.
“Hmm, not interested, huh? Do you have any interest in that kind of conversation, Ban?” (Dan, is that big!? I assumed he wore a mask because he was insecure, and I thought that applied to below the belt as well…)
Lin is blushing furiously. Ah, as innocent as ever, I see.
“Well, I think I’m average.”
“Is that so?” (He doesn’t seem insecure in his response. Whenever someone says that Hero Dan is good-looking, he looks gloomy, and when questioned about his face, he seems pretty downcast… Does this mean there’s no reason to deny it? Is it true that he’s huge?)
Ah, the match is starting. Go, Candy!