When I Got My Heart Broken by a Childhood Friend, I Ended Up in a Romantic Comedy With Her Mother - Chapter 29 - Mothers Are Amazing / Perverted Old Lady

Chapter 29 – Mothers Are Amazing / Perverted Old Lady

“Phew, that was a good meal, really good meal. My stomach is so full.”

Miho said while patting her stomach when…

“Mama, what’s the dessert after dinner!?”

“There’s pudding in the fridge.”

“Get it for me.”

“Get it yourself.”

“Tch.”

This girl is really selfish…

“Ikkun, do you want pudding?”

“Ah, no… I’m going home now.”

“Okay… Then, I’ll see you off.”

I nodded.

“Hmm, Ippei, you’re going back already?”

“Yeah, see you later.”

“You always eat at my house, so you should return the favor once in a while.”

“Ah, that’s right. To Auntie who always makes delicious meals.”

“To me, your master, stupid!”

Who are you, idiot?

I didn’t want to get into any more trouble with my selfish childhood friend, so I quickly went out into the hallway.

While changing my shoes at the entrance,

“Ikkun.”

“…Haruna-san.”

Before I knew it, we were staring at each other.

“I’m sorry about Miho today.”

“No, not at all… As long as Haruna-san is with me, I’m fine.”

“Fufu.”

“Thank you for the meal today. Um, as a thank you…”

At that moment, a nice smell suddenly enveloped me.

It felt soft and moist and my lips felt covered.

For a moment, it felt like all my nerves were being sucked by Haruna-san’s lips.

But it’s definitely not something malicious that will steal my soul.

It was a kind, warm, and loving presence that I just wanted to entrust myself to.

Eventually, it swooshed away.

“…See…you.”

“…Yes.”

Even though we both smiled awkwardly, it was clear our feelings were connected.

“Good night, Haruna-san.”

“Good night, Ikkun.”

And then, I left Shirai’s house.

My house is right next door, so it only takes a few seconds to walk back.

I opened the front door with the key.

“I’m home… Huh?”

There were heels.

It was my mom’s.

Apparently, she’s home.

It’s relatively rare.

Mom is a hard working woman. She often works late or has dinner outside.

The light in the living room was on.

I opened the door and…

“I’m home…”

Mom was leaning on the sofa, still in her suit.

“Oh, you’re back, my son?”

She was holding a can of beer in her hand.

“It’s unusual for you to be home at this hour.”

“Well, if I want to go home, I can always come home at this time. I’m good at work, and I can manage without having to do overtime, unlike your dad (lol).”

Indeed, dad is the typical company slave…

“Anyway, did you have dinner with the Shirai family again?”

“Yeah, I did.”

“You really like Haruna-san, don’t you?”

Zaps!

“Well, I have my charms as a woman, but she’s in a different league. I guess you could say a lot of men like her~ She has huge breasts after all~”

“I… I don’t think you should talk about Auntie like that…”

“Ahaha. It’s just a joke. Don’t take it seriously.”

“…Ah.”

“But you admire her a little, right? I mean, that’s why you don’t even have a girlfriend in high school~ That’s totally unfortunate in a way.”

“I-It’s none of your business. I too…”

“‘I too,’ what?”

“Forget it…”

“Maybe you’ve gotten yourself a girlfriend?”

“……”

“Can I take silence as an affirmation?”

“…Mom, aren’t you a little drunk?”

“Not at all, there’s not much alcohol in this can.”

“Then, try saying some tongue twisters.”

“Fine. Thin sticks, thick brigs!!”

“You stumbled.”

“Ow, that hurt, buuu!”

Is this person really a hard worker…?

“…I’m home~”

Then, there was a very unsteady voice from the front door.

“Ah, Yuuji-san is back!”

Mom, who was on the verge of tears, stood up and suddenly attacked him.

“Hyaa!”

“Whaa!? A-Ayano-san?”

“Hey~ Yuuji-kyu~n, it’s been a while…don’t you think?”

“I-It’s been a while? Didn’t we just do it last night at the hotel… I was exhausted from working overtime.”

“Ehehe~, you’re fine now thanks to me, right?”

“Still, we’re both old already…”

“Come on, let’s go! It’s been a while since we’ve done it at home!”

“I-Ippei is here…”

“It’s okay, it’s okay. Ippei isn’t a child anymore~”

You perverted old lady!

“Come on, come on, let’s go quickly!”

“Ah, I have to get up early tomorrow morning too…”

There’s no way she’ll listen to Dad’s appeal.

Not long after… I heard the voice of an old woman and the sound of the bed creaking.

“…Is this for real?”

Come to think of it, mom mentioned it before.

My dad is her junior at work, and he’s really not good at his job.

But he’s amazing in bed, and that’s how she got hooked…

“Ahhnnnn~~~!!!! Yuuuuujiii~~~kyuu~~nnn~!!”

Normally, Mom refers to Dad with ‘-san’ to give him some respect as a husband, but in moments like this, she goes back to using ‘-kun’… Well, I guess it’s not the time to be commenting on that.

“…Hah~”

I decided to turn the TV volume up to max.