When I Got My Heart Broken by a Childhood Friend, I Ended Up in a Romantic Comedy With Her Mother - Chapter 28 - Spicy Food Is Delicious / Battleground
Chapter 28 – Spicy Food Is Delicious / Battleground
“Huff, huff…”
While mumbling like that,
“…Nnnn, so good♪”
“Girls like spicy food, don’t they?”
“Yup~ It’s good for beauty, too. What should I do if I get any prettier?”
“Yes, yes, that’s right.”
“Huh? I’m really pissed off by Ippei’s behavior just nooo~ow~”
“Sorry.”
“If you get too carried away, I’ll pour this spicy soup all over you.”
“Stop it, you’re scaring me.”
“Miho. Stop it.”
“Mama, you’re being unfair. You’re only being kind to Ippei.”
“Tha-that’s not true. Isn’t it wrong for you to always say selfish things and get Ikkun in trouble?”
“Tch, it’s Mama’s body that’s selfish. That perverted body of yours.”
“Wha-what are you saying to your mother?”
“But even though Mama has a really perverted body, she’s pure-hearted. She doesn’t have that much experience it seems~”
“Wha…”
“By the way, how many people are there? Is it just with my late Papa?”
“That person isn’t dead…”
“So, how many people? For your next generation’s sake, let me know.”
“What question is this child asking her mother…”
While saying that, Haruna-san glanced at me.
My heart couldn’t help but pound.
“…1 person.”
She answered.
“What, I guess it’s just Papa after all? It’s such a waste. If I were Mama, I’d easily go to three digits~”
“I’m worried about your future… Could it be that now, you’ve…”
“Nope. Even though I look like, I’m a virgin♡”
Miho said like a cute little girl, but that doesn’t sound convincing at all.
She’s probably going to have sex with Nonaka anyway…
“I’m not saying don’t do that, but just make sure you use birth control.”
“Mama too.”
“W-why me…”
“Because Mama is so attractive. She’ll soon be able to find a new boyfriend, right? After all, isn’t she currently in the process of finding a new boyfriend?”
Miho was still smiling, as if toying with us.
Haruna-san was blushing terribly.
“……”
“I will take silence as an affirmation.”
“… Miho, please. Please shut up and just eat.”
“Yes, yes, I understand~”
She said that, but…
“Anyway, what about Ippei?”
“Huh?”
“Come on, did you get a girlfriend or something? LOL”
“Well, I…”
“Well, I guess not. Forever a cherry boy, huh?”
She said it with a big smile.
It’s better than her suspecting my relationship with Haruna-san, but… I’m really pissed off.
“…I-I too.”
“Hoo?”
“I too, have a bit of experience in that area…”
“Eh, what, what? Seriously?”
“Ah, no, um…”
“Hey, who’s the other person? Is she cuter than me? Is she beautiful? Is she stylish? Big breasts? Huge breasts?”
Miho leaned in and bombarded me with questions.
“C-calm down. The hotpot might spill.”
“Kekeke, if you don’t tell me the truth, I’ll drain your blood.”
“Seriously, you’re scaring me.”
“So be honest. Tell me, how much did you mean by ‘a bit’?”
“Tha-that’s… Um…”
I couldn’t help but glance at Haruna-san.
Haruna-san looked at me the same way, her cheeks still red.
“…Ah, I see~”
Miho nodded for some reason.
“Ippei’s partner is…Mama, right?”
“”……Eh?””
Haruna-san and I both were flustered at the same time.
“Ippei, tell me the truth.”
“No, I…”
“You always jerk off to Mama, right?”
“…Huh?”
“Hey, Mama, what do you think? The boring, unpopular virgin boy in the neighborhood thinks about you when masturbating. And he’s known Mama since he didn’t even have a penis yet.”
“O-oi, Miho, you…!”
“…I…”
“Hmm?”
“If it’s Ikkun… I can forgive it.”
“Haru… Auntie…”
“Hmm~? This is another lewd comment~”
“I mean, it can’t be helped, right? Ikkun’s an adolescent boy… I can’t help it if he’s going to use me in his fantasies…”
“I see, so because Ippei’s not popular, he can console himself with fantasies of Mama… But eventually, Ippei should end up with a young woman of his own age, right, Mama?”
“……”
“Mama?”
“…Yes, of course, yes.”
“There you go, Ippei. You got that?”
“……”
“Come on, what’s your answer?”
“…Yes, I got it.”
“Anyway, if you’re doing it in your fantasy, you should think of me. A voluptuous body like Mama’s is nice, but isn’t a young and slender body attractive too?”
Saying that, Miho, still seated, interlocked her hands and stretched, showcasing her body’s curves.
Sure, I’d be lying if I said she wasn’t attractive, but…
“…Sorry, I’ll refrain.”
“Why the hell would you!”
I receive a solid retort, Kansai-style.
“Ouch!”
“Haaahh~, Ippei is really annoying, so I’m going to eat even more!”
“Don’t blame it on me.”
“Did you say something?”
“…No, nothing.”
This girl, she’s really selfish.
Feeling fed up, I suddenly found my gaze meeting Haruna-san’s.
Those eyes were staring at me with an apologetic look.
That’s why I smiled to convey, “It’s not your fault, Haruna-san.”
Then, she also smiled kindly.
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