When I Got My Heart Broken by a Childhood Friend, I Ended Up in a Romantic Comedy With Her Mother - Chapter 24.5 - The Truth About a Certain Couple - End of Part 1

Chapter 24.5 – The Truth About a Certain Couple

I’ve always had someone I love.

We’ve been together ever since we were little.

“Moo~, Ippei~! Hurry up, hurry up~!”

“Wait, Miho~chan! ”

He is clumsy, goofy, and a slow learner.

“You really can’t do anything without me!”

“S-sorry…but one day…”

“One day what…?”

“One day…I’ll become a strong enough man to protect Miho-chan.”

“…H-hmph. I’ll wait without expecting anything.”

Even after that, he never became strong enough to protect me.

No matter how much time passes, he’s as hopeless as ever.

But still…

“Tch, this guy is trying to show off his riajuu life again.”

When I saw my classmate’s SNS, I couldn’t help but spew out venom.

“Hah~, I want a boyfriend too.”

It’s hard to say it myself, but until now, I have been told this by many men that I’m very cute.

So, if I want to have a boyfriend, I can have as many as I want.

But…the thing that comes to mind is that guy’s face.

Because of him, I…

“…Maybe I’ll be the one to confess?”

When I imagine it…

It really hurt my pride.

No, there’s no way I’m doing that. I have to make him confess.

In the first place, that kind of thing is something that men do, right?

I mean…he also loves me, right?

Because the way he looks at me is a little strange.

It’s definitely different from when we were little.

He definitely thinks of me as a woman.

Well, he also looks at Mama in a lewd way.

Mainly because of those big breasts…

Hmph, whatever.

Apparently, I take after papa, so I didn’t inherit that lewd body.

Still, mama is a slender beauty.

With her vibrant youth and loveliness, she will definitely win Ippei over.

Ah, I said his name…

“…That Ippei.”

I kept hitting my pillow for a while because it pissed me off so much.

◇

It’s already the second year, huh…

I have entrance exams next year, so I can only play around this year.

And before I know it, summer will be right around the corner.

“Oh no, I’ve got to get a boyfriend and have a lot of fun.”

As I’ve said before, it’s super easy for someone like me, who is super cute, to get a boyfriend.

But, there’s this annoying virgin loser, dragging things out forever, that’s why I’m always left thirsty like this.

Well, last night was a bit, on the bed… No! I won’t say it!

“Hey, Shirai.”

“Eh?”

I turned around, and there was a handsome guy.

“Oh, Nonaka-kun? What is it?”

He’s a good-looking guy, he’s on the soccer team, and he’s popular.

Well, he’s a total player, though, lol.

“Can I talk to you for a bit?”

“Eh~? Sure, okay…”

Honestly, it was a hassle, but I stood up from my seat.

Just like that, I left the classroom with him and came to an empty place.

“Sorry for making you come all the way here.”

“By the way, it’s a confession, right? Or probably an invitation to be friends with benefits?”

“You seem dumb, but you’re surprisingly clever.”

“Huh?”

“I’m just kidding.”

Nonaka chuckled.

“So, what’s the matter?”

“Oh, you know, there was that classroom observation the other day.”

“Huh? Oh, right.”

At that time, as I expected… The male kids were rutting all over my mom and it was very annoying.

“Your mom is a really attractive woman, you know.”

“Thanks for that.”

“You see, I’m very popular.”

“So annoying, lol.”

“So, I’ve been with many women, but… that door over there hasn’t opened yet.”

“Door?”

“Yeah… you know, there’s this MILF trend going on, right?”

“…Disgusting”

“Don’t make such a disgusted face.”

“No, seriously, that’s super creepy. My mom is in her forties, you know?”

“That’s the best part. Besides, she could pass for someone in her twenties, right?”

“Well, I guess.”

“So, to be frank, I want to make your mom my sexfriend. Will you help me out?”

“Huh~? Are you seriously asking me that?”

“Of course, I won’t ask you to do it for free. If there’s something I can do to help you, I will, you know?”

“Help…?”

At that moment, I had a sudden realization. Despite dissing this guy, I had a devilish idea of my own…

“…There’s this boy… “

“Huh?”

“He probably likes me, but he’s such a loser that he hasn’t had the guts to confess.”

“Then, do it yourself.”

“No, my pride won’t allow it.”

“Lame, lol”

Nonaka laughed.

“Haha, I see…”

Then, after pretending to think for a while,

“…I got it. Well then, let’s date.”

“Huh? Why with a disgusting guy like you?”

“By the way, even though Shirai looks like a gal, she doesn’t like frivolous men, right? Is that also because of the guy she likes?”

“…Shut up.”

“Well, that’s fine. All I want is to fuck that lewd woman.”

“What do you think of other people’s moms?”

“So, the deal’s off?”

“……”

I thought about it a little.

It’s frustrating, but if things continue like this, the summer will end without me being able to do anything with Ippei…

“…Then, I guess I’ll ask you a favor.”

“Oh, really?”

“Instead, it’s just a fake relationship. We’re only pretending. I won’t kiss or have sex with a shitty guy like you.”

“Okay, okay.”

In this way, I formed a cooperative relationship with Nonaka.

(T/N: Damn, this girl is planning to sell her own mom…)

◇

“Hey, Miho… Do you have a boyfriend?”

“Eh? Yeah, I do.”

“Huh?”

“Well~ Actually, he confessed to me a while ago~”

“Who, who is it?”

“It’s Nonaka-kun.”

“Nonaka… From the football club?”

“That’s right, he’s so handsome~ I never thought he’d like me~♪”

“…………”

Mufufufufu.

This is more effective than I imagined.

It seems he’s taking a lot of damage!

“Speaking of which, Ippei. Didn’t you say you had something to tell me?”

Come on~, it’s frustrating, isn’t it?

Your beloved childhood friend, who was always by your side, was taken away by another man~?

Well, don’t worry.

I won’t give my mind and body to that guy.

If only you could muster up a little courage right now.

I’ll let you do anything you want to me today.

Well, I don’t have a voluptuous body like mama, so he probably won’t be able to play around with it all that much…

…Ah! My breasts aren’t that small!

“No, um… It’s nothing, forget it.”

…Hmm?

This guy……

“Is that so? Well~ But I’m glad I got to have a boyfriend before the summer holiday. We’re taking the university exams next year, so this is my last chance to play.”

“…Yeah.”

“Ehh? Why are you so gloomy? Ah~ Are you feeling lonely~? Don’t worry, I’ll hang out with Ippei too. We’re childhood friends after all♪”

“…Thank you.”

Come on now, my damn childhood friend.

If you’re provoked like this, even you would be a bit miffed, wouldn’t you?

If that’s the case, confess to me right away!

“Oi, Miho~!”

Tch.

This guy is so slow…

Well, whatever.

“Ah, my friend is calling. See you later~”

“So, how are you and your boyfriend~?”

“We’ve only just started dating~”

“You’ve at least given him a peck, didn’t you?”

“No, I’m not a gal bitch like you guys.”

“”Stop that!””

I took a quick glance behind me.

Fufu, he looks so blank.

Well, I guess that’s enough for this time.

If I keep stirring things up like this, eventually…

◇

“Hey, Miho.”

“Don’t call me by my name so casually.”

“Eh, isn’t it fine? We’re a lovey-dovey couple♡, right?”

“Disgusting.”

While listening to Nonaka’s nonsense, I drink an ice-cold juice in the cool restaurant.

“Hey, do you think what we’re doing is a mistake?”

“What do you mean?”

“I’m talking about our plan. We did something rather unnecessary. I think we both ended up losing out.”

“Hey, can you just please tell me clearly and not waste my time?”

I was irritated.

In the end, during the summer holiday, I was with this annoying man instead of the man I like.

“Well, this is just my intuition as a popular guy…”

So appalling every time, he’s so disgusting.

“Maybe Shibata and your mom are dating.”

“……Huh?”

“I guess you somehow noticed that too, didn’t you?”

“……”

I wanted to take a bite of the ice in my glass.

“…No, there’s no way, to Ippei, my mom is like another mom. He can’t have a distorted sexual desire and lust like you…”

“Is that so? In fact, hasn’t he always admired your mom since he was little? Maybe it’s subconscious and he doesn’t even realize it.”

“……”

The chair clattered and I stood up.

“I don’t feel well, I’m going home.”

“So I’m paying again. Well, that’s fine.”

“…I’ll get going.”

After saying that briefly, I left the store.

Today is the last day of summer vacation…

That’s why it’s the worst feeling.

Why am I not with Ippei right now?

Last year, even though we weren’t lovers, we spent time together as childhood friends.

“Ippei~, do my summer vacation homework~!”

“Idiot, I’m not finished yet either!”

Yes, that’s right.

There’s no need to force him into a romantic relationship right away.

We’ve always been together.

From now on, and forever.

Or rather, he’s a virgin who doesn’t have any friends or girlfriends anyway.

Maybe he’s jerking off at home by now?

There’s no other choice, this very cute and beautiful childhood friend of his will go and show him her face.

Before that, I should shower at home first.

I-it’s not like I’m hoping for something to happen or anything!

“I’m home~”

After pushing through the persistent heat, I finally reach my home.

“Hmm?”

Two shoes were lined up at the door.

One is my mom’s.

The other one…is a man’s.

A young man’s.

Huh, I feel like I’ve seen these shoes before…

Thump.

No, no, no. It’s not uncommon for him to be in my home while I’m away.

Because we are childhood friends who have known each other’s families.

For some reason, I quietly stepped into the living room and took a peek.

The two of them were nowhere to be seen.

Suddenly, I turned my attention to the stairs.

Fearfully, I walked up.

Each step, my heart rate increased.

“……”

At that time, I faintly heard a voice.

No, I have to calm down here.

I headed to mama’s room.

“Ahn, Ikkun…”

…Why does her voice sound so indecent?

Ah, I see.

I’m sure he’s giving mama a massage, right?

Because, no matter how beautiful my mom is, she’s already an old lady.

She’s already in her forties.

Yes, that must be it.

“…Haruna-san, I love you!”

…Huh?

“Me too, Ik~ku~n~! Go deeper!”

…N-no way…

Those two are…

Is this really happening…?

The door in front of me is thin.

After all, the lewd voices of these assholes were easily leaking out.

However, it feels extremely heavy.

I shouldn’t look, I really shouldn’t.

But as I was screaming in my heart…

My hand gently turned the doorknob.

“Aaahnnn~~!!! Ikkunn~~~!!!”

All while hoping that it wasn’t my mom who was there.

But a fucking whore.

And then…

“Haruna-san…! Haruna-san…!”

Rather than a loser…

There was something in front of me that had turned into a male.

‘Hey, Miho-chan.’

‘Hmm?’

‘Y-you see…’

‘What is it? Speak clearly.’

‘…Ah, no, it’s nothing.’

“Tch.”

“Hii…”

That shitty loser…

Did he become such a strong male before I knew it?

When did he become a man?

Or rather, was he turned to one?

By that woman.

“…Hah, hah, hah…”

Running down the stairs, I was desperately trying to suppress something that was welling up in me.

I might have made a noise.

But those beasts probably didn’t notice.

That’s also infuriating.

“Ahnnnnn!!!!!!”

Usually, when I look in the mirror, it reflects the most adorable beautiful girl.

But now, what’s reflected is an overwhelming loser…a pathetic female brat.

“…Damn it.”

 How did this happen?

Why do I have to feel like this?

It’s true that I’m not a person with a good personality.

But still, my feelings towards him are genuine…

While I was panting in despair, voices were coming from above.

That vulgar cow with her indecent breasts dangling, moaning so happily…!

Heaven is above and hell is below.

It’s the best and the worst.

“…Ugghhhueee.”

Thanks to throwing up, I felt a bit better.

In times like these, going into a sauna can be refreshing, right?

I mean, it’s practically a sauna already outside.

For now, I should get out of here.

And let’s think.

I should make a plan.

“…I’m going to break them.”

Be thankful I didn’t say “kill.”