When I found out about the student council president's secret, she became my exclusive maid [Haitus]

We students, who were packed into the gymnasium, received the kind words of important people such as the principal under the worst possible environment, not in the heat of summer, but without air conditioning.

Listening to the long and poorly delivered speech of the principal and the stuffy gymnasium combined made the first day of summer vacation feel like a hellish experience.

To keep talking to someone who is not paying attention is questionable. Even in today’s information society, the principal’s speech should be flowing, but it is still too long. Talking to someone might be a good feeling, but it is like self-pleasure. I will sue him for sexual harassment if he does self-pleasure with us high school students as the target.

Is it because I am irritated by the long speech or am I becoming such a thought? But I think there are multiple students with similar thinking to me. I could also hear a tongue click and intentional coughing from around us, which is evidence.

By the time the principal’s speech finally ended, it seemed that everyone had reached their limit. Even if the stuffy gymnasium alone would make you unhappy, it is no surprise that you would quickly reach your limit if you were forced to accompany the old man’s self-pleasure.

However, the atmosphere of the students changed the moment they saw the silver-haired beautiful student council president, Yuki Ohira, who greeted everyone after taking the place of the principal.

“Good morning everyone,” YukiOhira said through the microphone, and everyone’s previously grumpy mood disappeared as they listened to her speech.

It is her popularity that enables her to do this. She could not do it just by having the title of student council president.

“Hey, Akira.”

Ignoring the greeting from the student council president after the summer break, the tall, handsome, and carefree Shogo whispers to me.

“Hm?”

“What did you do?”

His question is probably about what happened earlier.

Of course, if two people skipped the morning HR in front of everyone, everyone would naturally be curious.

While I was trying to answer Shogo’s question while looking at Ohira on stage, I felt like she was glaring at me.

Of course, this must be my imagination. It’s easy to look at her from here, but it’s a difficult task to look at us from there.

However…

“Cough!”

After a deliberate cough, I was once again met with a gaze that seemed to be glaring at me. There’s no mistake, she can see me clearly.

Of course, I have no intention of telling Shogo anything, so I don’t have any unpleasant feelings, but I somehow feel bothered by the fact that I am being glared at.

“Oh, oh. The student council president is giving a speech. Be careful. Damn, Shogo.”

“Hey you’re shaking… Is that… ? Hey, Akira. What happened earlier? Is it possible that you were hit by her?”

“Hey. If you boast about falling down, lower the temperature in the gym. It’s not funny to make jokes about the temperature!”

“Hey, Akira. It’s serious.”

“I’m busy. What is it?”

“It turns out that no one laughs out loud at puns.”

“If that’s the case, don’t use puns.”

[TL/N : Pun -> An amusing way of using of a word that can have two different meanings for an intended humorous effect]

“Wait a minute.”

Shogo acted like he was stopping me with his hand, and made a serious face. As he was already handsome, that small gesture captivated the girls from the next class. That really pisses me off.

“This…if we laughed out loud with a pun, could we win the Nobel Prize?”

“Hey, what nonsense…”

I was about to deny it, but changed my mind to be positive.

Certainly, among all the various comedians I have seen, I have seen unique gags, but maybe there isn’t anyone standing at the top with puns.

If we could make people laugh with puns, could we stand side by side and be popular? No, maybe there is more to that…

I started dreaming of the possibilities.

“Shogo. Try saying a pun.”

“If you anger an octopus, it’ll get angry.”

“Okay, got it. I sincerely apologize to all the comedians across the nation. And let’s be grateful.”

“Whoa. Comedian, thank you for always bringing a smile to our faces. I am really thankful to you.”

“Over there!”

—Screech!

Ohira’s voice cracked through the microphone, and when the sound echoed through the gymnasium with a crisp sound, I was pointed at with a finger.

“Please stop talking to each other.”

Shogo reflexively lowered his head and returned to his position.

That conversation wasn’t so loud. It shouldn’t have been heard in the first place, but we got noticed.

It seems like she was seriously glaring at us.

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“So, Akira. Which comedy school did you attend?”

“What are you talking about?”

The opening ceremony at the gymnasium had already ended. I, along with Shogo, headed towards our classroom 2-F, following the flow of students returning to their classrooms.

Looking at the feet of the people walking by, they were wearing the same red slippers, and a white shirt. Looking closer, we can see the straps of camisoles on some of the girls and occasionally if we are lucky a bra can be seen.

Generally, girls whose bras can be seen are flashy girls with makeup. If the makeup is flashy, the bra must be flashy too, causing my crotch to swell boldly. Just looking at the bra is proof of being healthy.

[TL/N : The most perverted protagonist I ever encountered, I wonder what the rest of the series is like.]

While I was staring, my eyes met one of the girls. Thinking it was bad that I might get caught, I made a peace sign, and the girl, who had a good

sense of humor, returned a double peace sign.

Shogo, who was walking alongside, pushed his fist forward while I was dodging a serious case of sexual harassment.

“I won.”

“The world is strange. Did you know there’s a pair of scissors that can even cut rocks? Did you know that?”

Saying this, I grabbed Shogo’s fist.

“Whoa! This is called cheating Akira.”

Shogo says it happily. He’s foolish, but at moments like this he’s a little cute.

Putting aside the joke, I pressed Shogo on the truth behind his strange conversation earlier.

“So? What made you suddenly interested in comedy?”

“No, if you’re going to win a Nobel Prize with puns, then it’s got to be a comedian, right? And if you’re a comedian, then you have to go to a comedy school.”

“What? That conversation was still going on? Rather than that … “

Listening to Shogo talking about silly things becomes funny, and just when I tried to change the topic and ask about lunch, I got called out by name “Morigami-kun.”

“We were talking about the training facility and a fairy came.”

“Wow. Isn’t that interesting now?”

“Two points.”

Yuki, who came in halfway through the conversation, tilted her head curiously as she couldn’t understand our conversation at all.

It’s okay, Ohira. You won’t understand anything even if you were with us from the start.

Even I, who have been listening from the beginning, don’t understand his words sometimes. There is no substance in the conversation of high school boys.

“Morigami-kun. Can you help tidy up the equipment in the gym? It’s a punishment for when you were chatting during the speech.”

“Uh…”

Suddenly asked to do chores, I make a face like I don’t like it at all. Looking at Shogo next to me, he has a cheerful smile and is looking at Ohira.

“President. If Akira is going to do it, I’ll strip too.”

As he said this, Shogo started to undo his shirt buttons.

“Why are you trying to strip?”

“I will accompany you to your death bed my friend.”

“Instead of helping me, you are just creating more problems, you know?”

Riding on my words, Yuki also looked at Shogo with eyes like she was looking at garbage.

“Yes. We don’t need Konoe-kun.”

Shogo shuddered at her voice, which was several times colder than he could have expected.

“As expected of someone with the name Yuki. It’s like a freezer.”