When I found out about the student council president's secret, she became my exclusive maid [Haitus]

The days of hell were finally coming to an end. The midterm exams were over and, regardless of the results, the students were surely breathing a sigh of relief.

The name of the top 30 students from the midterm exams were posted on the first floor hallway as if it were the highlight of the h*llish exams. A large crowd of people gathered over there, even though it wasn’t necessary to look if you weren’t included in the top 30.

“The Student council president is really amazing, isn’t she?”

“Yeah, she’s in first place again.”

“The name of the Fairy Queen Titania is not just for show.”

Even before looking at the posted results, someone in the crowd would tell you who was in first place. It was probably Yuki, who has been in the first place since she entered this school.

Living alone, earning money herself, becoming the student council president, and still being the top student in her grade. There was nothing but respect for her.

“Yo!”

The well-built handsome guy, Shogo, suddenly draped his hand over my shoulder with a big smile plastered on his face. It was already deep into autumn, and he was wearing a blazer appropriate for the season.

“You’re in a good mood.”

“I was able to avoid failing.”

He sent a peace sign and gave off a refreshing smile, making me think he was still in summer.

“This is also thanks to Fairy Queen Titania studying with me. I should kneel down and thank her right now.”

“No, if you kneel down and thank her, She won’t know how to react.”

“No, I won’t be satisfied unless I kneel down and thank her.”

“That’s just self-satisfaction. And don’t shorten ‘Dogeza’ (土下座) to ‘Geza’ (下座).”

“Then, ‘Za?’ (座)”.

“It’s already meaningless.”

While we were talking about meaningless things, we climbed the stairs and entered the classroom.

We. headed to our respective seats, but we witnessed an unbelievable sight which made us stop in our tracks.

“Thank you very much, Ohira-san.”

“S-Shirakawa-san. You don’t have to go that far…”

Kohaku Shirakawa was thanking Yuki while she was sitting on her knees and looked at Yuki with a gaze of admiration.

“Damn it! She beat me to it. I can’t lose! I’m going to do a sliding dogeza to compete!”

Shogo also ignited with a strange sense of rivalry, ran lightly, sliding on his knees to where Yuki was and kneeled down in front of her.

“Fairy Queen Titania! Th-th-thank you very much!!”

It must have been painful to slide on his knees like that, but Shogo endured it and said those words in a sluttering way while he was still kneeling.

“Konoe-kun, please don’t follow her. It’s really embarrassing”

Yuki looked troubled as she said this to Shogo, but he didn’t hear her and continued to kneel deeply. Shirakawa-san saw this and also demonstrated her own dogeza skills.

“What’s going on?”

“Could it be that they’re kneeling to the student council president out of concern for the cultural festival’s future?”

“She’s the Fairy Queen Titania, so if they kneel, the cultural festival will be a success, right?”

“There’s no other choice but to ride this wave and help them.”

One by one, Yuki’s classmates came to kneel before her, either due to a grand misunderstanding or an interpretation that is difficult to comprehend.

“I want to take first place in sales at the cultural festival.”

“I want to make the cultural festival a success.”

“I want to find a girlfriend at the cultural festival.”

“Hey, that’s really gross!”

“I also want to make a girlfriend and go around the cultural festival.”

“I want to successfully pick up a girl from another school.”

“Going after girls from other schools is dangerous, you know.”

“Please, please!”

How did this happen? Why did everyone start asking for weird things while kneeling in front of her? She’s pretty and is treated like a fairy by everyone, but she’s not a god who could grant everyone their wishes.

“Hey, hey, everyone stop it!”

Yuki looked over at me, completely bewildered. When our eyes met, I could tell that she was sending me a message which goes something like “Do something about this situation.”

“I’m really sorry.”

It’s true what they say, that the gods won’t curse you if you don’t touch them.

I’ll just wait in the bathroom and let time pass. There’s no way I can handle this situation which is already out of my control.

“Help me, Morigami-kun!”

I heard Yuki’s voice from somewhere, but it must probably be my imagination.

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“Heartless person… Heartless person… Heartless person—”

I heard a menacing chant from behind me. Even though I was supposed to be safe by not touching the gods, it seems like I’ve managed to anger them after all.

Standing at the teacher’s desk in the midst of an atmosphere that could kill me with just the chant alone is none other than the cultural festival executive committee member, Shirakawa Kohaku. Well, to me, she might as well be the root of all evil. If she hadn’t knelt down, I wouldn’t be getting cursed right now.

The cause of all this chaos looked out over the class with an idol-like smile, seemingly unaware that she’s the one causing all of this. She really looks like she’s about to announce a new song like an idol.

“Everyone! The costumes for our Class 2-F’s maid cafe are finally complete!”

“““Woahh!!”””

The classroom became like we were in a live concert venue.

Our classmates who are in high spirits are raising their energy levels to the point where it seems like they’d be swinging their penlights as hard as they could.

Even Nekoshiba-sensei clapped her hands adorably.

“I’m sorry, but we also have another announcement about the costumes. We want to keep it as a girls-only secret until the actual performance, so the boys can enjoy the anticipation until then.”

“““Eh?”””

After hearing the disappointed voices of the boys, she continued speaking.

“But everyone, please look forward to it! The costumes are really cute! We will definitely meet everyone’s expectations in the actual performance. That’s why we made these costumes! Everyone, please look forward to it!”

“““Woahh!!”””

Wait a minute, is she a real idol? She can really lead the conversation very well. The ups and downs of the excitement were like a V-shaped recovery, just like a real idol. In fact, with her appearance and performance, she really looked like an idol.

“Everyone, we just have to wait for the actual performance now! Let’s enjoy it!”

“““Let’s Goo!!”””

This is bad. Shirakawa Kohaku is now really acting like an idol.

When I turned around, there was also a fairy over here looking at the scene transpiring in front of us. Just what is happening in this class?

“What’s wrong?”

She asked with a sour expression, probably because she was still upset about being abandoned earlier.

“No, it’s nothing.”

It would seem strange to say that with an idol professionally taking over at the podium and a fairy behind me.

“Umm… Yuki, are you going to wear it too?”

When the topic shifted to the maid cafe, the jealous atmosphere from earlier disappeared.

“Of course.”

After answering affirmatively, she added, “Or at least I’d like to,” but then continued.