What If the Strongest Villain from the Original Story Became the Protagonist's Ally? - Chapter 10 - Sexual Harassment, and Joining the Group

Yuguram-kun, age 15.

Being in puberty, he groped some boobs. Iris found out about this.

Having been subjected to an IQ 200-level leading interrogation, I was currently running away from Iris, who was brandishing her sword.

“Wait, Yuu-san! Touching an unconscious woman’s chest…!”

“Criminal! That guy’s a criminal! Is there no room for leniency!?”

“None! Crime is punished equally!!”

Swing. Swing swing!

She swung her sword every time I got close.

I could guard through my clothes with mana, but this was kind of fun, so I kept running around like this. After a while, Iris’s stamina gave out first.

“Hah… Hah… Y-you… even have stamina…”

“I’m the strongest, after all.”

Don’t underestimate the original story’s strongest cheat character. I truly embody excellence in both academics and martial arts. Though I do commit sexual harassment and fall for leading questions…

“Really… Hah… Are you that interested in women’s chests?”

“Of course!? There’s no guy who isn’t interested! By the way, I want to see underwear too!”

“Please don’t make speeches about it.”

Iris was completely appalled.

“Before, you saw my pan… underwear.”

“Ah, that white one I saw when we first crossed swords—”

Whoosh.

A sword passed right in front of my face.

“Going any further wouldn’t be wise. It would be time to say goodbye, you know?”

“Way too extreme.”

Violence is bad, violence is. Even when I saw her panties, I almost got killed when she found out I was staring. That kind of heroine isn’t popular these days.

The current trend was for *dere dere* heroines.

Well, I love Iris’s tsundere personality though.

“Besides, since you saw my underwear, please restrain yourself. From making moves on other people.”

“Does that mean I should only look at your underwear?”

“~~~~~~!?”

Iris raised her sword. Her face was bright red.

“Hahaha. I’m joking, joking. It was a lie.”

I pleaded for her to stop. Then she lowered her sword and slowly approached me. Iris stood in front of me.

When she grabbed my hand, she suddenly—pressed it against her chest.

“—Hwah!?”

“Why are you the one who’s touching so surprised…”

“Well, because… it was so sudden…”

“Please be satisfied with me. O-occasionally… um… well… ~~~~~~!”

“So cuuuuuute!”

I was smitten. I was smitten and fired up.

Whether it was her possessiveness or sense of justice, I was electrified by her letting me grope her chest while blushing.

However,

“Thank you, Iris. But don’t think less of me. I wouldn’t suddenly grope your chest!”

“You’re groping it right now, aren’t you? Thoroughly.”

“Guh! My right hand is moving on its own… It’s so soft.”

“That’s enough!”

Yank My hand was forcibly pulled away.

My right hand sadly groped at the empty air. Squeeze squeeze.

“Please endure this for a while! When you can’t take it anymore… come to my room.”

“Alright, let’s head straight to a hotel.”

Punch☆

Iris punched me in the face and stopped my movement.

“Before that, we need to put those criminals in jail first. And… I’ve been curious about this for a while, but who exactly is that child…”

“That child? Ah… you mean her.”

Iris’s gaze turned toward the girl I’d brought back. She quickly hid behind me. Then she murmured:

“The target… Princess Iris.”

“Former target. You can’t kill her, okay? Teasing is allowed though!”

“Aren’t we having a dangerous conversation? Could it be…”

“Yep yep. She was a former member of the Assassin Guild! Starting today, she’s my daughter.”

“Huh?”

Iris froze. I continued talking regardless.

“Papa?”

“That’s right. Call me that. Daddy works too!”

“…Papa.”

“By the way, Iris is Mama.”

“—Ehah!?”

Iris made a strange noise. Iris today was about twice as amusing as usual. The more I teased her, the more she shone.

“Nice to meet you, Mama. Please take care of me.”

“S-strangely… that child has quite an attitude…”

“Papa’s influence.”

“That’s thanks to me.”

“Isn’t that a bad influence…”

“Isn’t that harsh?”

A knife stabbed straight into my heart. But really, if my own daughter turned out like me, I’d have the confidence to send her flying. Actually, if I were the parent, I’d definitely turn into a delinquent… Hm?

That got a bit confusing.

“Please explain more accurately.”

“Simply put, that girl was picked up by those criminals over there, abused, and raised to be an assassin, then I picked her up again. She’s more like a little sister than a daughter.”

“Onii-chan.”

“One more time.”

“Onii-chan.”

“Perfect. I’m raising this child. But give me money.”

“………..”

Iris glared at me with dead eyes. Jokes apparently had their limits.

“Sorry about that. But what I’m saying is right. She’s pitiful, right? So I’m raising her. Even if it means one more assassin who tried to kill Iris.”

“—That’s not okay, is it!?”

Iris’s excellent retort exploded. She was absolutely right, but it would be pitiful to abandon her. Iris wouldn’t die anyway.

“…But, well… I do sympathize. If Yuguram-sama says it’s fine, I’ll give permission.”

As expected of Iris. She was generous.

“Yuu. That’s good… um, what was your name again?”

“Nameless.”

“Nameless? That’s no good. It’s not cute. …Alright.”

I decided on a name.

“Let’s go with Nana. From today on, you’re Nana.”

Nana from Nanashi. The number 7. Lucky seven.

“Understood. I’ll protect Iris-sama.”

“Oh! All that explaining on the way here paid off.”

“She was already educated… somehow, I’m worried…”

Despite saying that, Iris let the assassin girl Nana into the royal palace. I was happy that she seemed to trust me. Well, Nana couldn’t beat Iris in the first place. There was probably that sense of security too.

“So Nana. First, let me show you to His Majesty’s bedroom.”

“Mm, understood.”

Bonk☆

Iris hit me hard on the back of the head.