Unfortunately, Not a Grown Up - Chapter 0 : Sypnosis
Sunnyshies: The synopsis on the title page is a little messy. So I made another one here.
This is the second Chinese novel in zetro translation I think. So for those who are not used to reading Cn novel, don’t worry, there is footnotes! hahaha…
I haven’t read this novel as well, but Long Qi is one of my favorite cn author, so you don’t worry about the quality of her novels!! Everything she write is expected to be good!
And shout out for my editor Ryuubii
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Title : Unfortunately, Not a Grown Up/ 偏偏长不大
Author: Long Qi /龙柒
Raw : http://www.jjwxc.net/onebook.php?novelid=5838502
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Synopsis:
During the winter vacation, Ji Pianpian, whose future has already been decided, played a popular online game, and met the hateful man who “killed” her thousands of times.
Ji Pianpian: “You have guts to kill me again!”
Shen Du stabbed her in the chest with a sword, mercilessly.
Later, the god, who chased his wife at the crematorium1追妻火葬场- /Zhuī qī huǒzàng chǎng/ “Wife chasing crematorium” It’s an internet buzz word where the male protagonist was very arrogant and ignorant to the female lead. Finally, in order to please the female lead, he would do a lot of things. ref link!, apologized: “Don’t be angry, I was blind at the beginning.”
Ji Pianpian vows to be shameless and kill him thousands of times: “Lie flat and wait.”
Du-shen2度神- /Dù shén/ Du God — Du is ml’s name.: “Okay, baby.”
After a while, Ji Pianpian received a video request——
The man leaned against the head of the bed, his black shirt was fully unbuttoned, his tie loosened to his collarbone. Then the hem of his clothes stretched along his strong chest to his abdominal muscles, while the belt locks his pants and his mermaid line is sexy and ambiguous.
In the video, Shen Du’s brows and eyes are lazy, and his accent is seductive: “I’m lying flat, waiting for you.”
Ji Pianpian covered her eyes, her voice trembling: “…who, who made you lie on the bed!”
Later, when he learned that his little girlfriend had just turned eighteen, Shen Du’s black eyelashes drooped: “You are still young, when you grow up you should resent me as an old man.”
Ji Pianpian: “How old should I be?”
Shen Du said slowly: “In another five years.”
Ji Pianpian wanted to say something but stopped, holding out a sentence: “…It doesn’t have to be five years.”
Shen Du: “?”
Ji Pianpian: “You’re already eating tender grass, you old cow!3老牛吃嫩草- /Lǎo niú chī nèn cǎo/ old cow eating tender grass, means to have a romantic partner who is much younger than him. is also known as the love between the old and the young and the year-long love. ref link!“
Offline: Highly cold schoolmaster
Online: Black bellied, not so good great god VS Tsundere girl who met a dog the first time she played the game
Five years of age difference, online dating, campus cookies4小甜饼 – /Xiǎo tián bǐng/ Cookies, a popular word on the Internet, use “cookies” on Weibo to describe these cute men and women. ref link!.
The timeline is from 2008. It’s mainly love cookies, by the way, nostalgic online games in the past, don’t you like to stray into it~!
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Sunnyshies: Chao! Anyone noticed the new title…? Well, I changed it…the title before disturbed me so much because its ugly and it felt wrong. At first I wanted to retain the pinyin “Pianpian” because the FL’s name was also read as Pianpian. So I was confused with the following words…Now that I’m not too fixated at retaining FL’s name in the title, I think the title sounds better…
So that’s it!! Happy reading!! (edited: 8/1/22)






































