There's No Way the Hot Girls Would Fall for an Ordinary 'Healer NPC' Like Me! ~About How I'm Just Treating the Beat-Up Heroines, But For Some Reason Their Reactions Are Getting Really Weird~ - Chapter 22-23
Chapter 22: This One Definitely Can’t Be Animated…
What the heck!?
Why is Elfina naked!?
“Hmm…? Leon, please take your clothes off too♡”
“Huh?”
What did she just say?
“It’s the rule in this country…♡”
Even if it’s a rule, there’s no way I can just accept that!
“Runeleaf has only had women for generations… so we don’t have a culture of wearing clothes… and people see it as an insult to nature.”
Elfina must have noticed my confusion because she calmly explained it.
I see. That explains why I only see girls around.
But then how do elves reproduce?
I want to ask about that in detail sometime.
Still, Elfina’s breasts really are big.
Not quite as big as Mireille’s, but it’s no exaggeration to say they have the nicest shape.
They’re so firm and—
“Leon… if you stare that hard… um, it’s embarrassing.”
Oops. I got carried away and just stared on pure instinct.
“S-sorry!”
“…It’s okay… if it’s you, Leon♡”
Yeah.
Which is it?
Do you want me to look or not?
Well, I’m just an ordinary NPC, so she’s probably just being polite.
Following Elfina’s lead, I took off my top and pulled down my pants.
This is the hard part.
Elfina already slid her panties down to her ankles, and her butt was jiggling with every little movement.
“Leon…?”
Yeah.
When in Rome, right? I should just give in.
“It’s really… big…♡”
Every time someone says that I feel proud, but I wish she wouldn’t stare so openly either.
Elfina lightly fixed her appearance — which in this case just meant the accessories in her hair — then turned back to me.
“Then… I’ll show you to my mother’s place, Leon.”
“Y-yes.”
I nodded while trying not to think about anything extra.
If I let my mind wander even a little—
My cock will get hard.
This isn’t treatment time.
I’m not confident I can keep dirty thoughts away.
If Elfina saw me like that, she’d definitely look down on me.
I have to stop that no matter what.
Elfina started walking deeper into the forest.
The path felt soft underfoot from tree roots and moss, sinking a little with every step.
Every elf girl we passed bowed her head.
Elfina really is the princess of the elf country, no doubt about it.
Still, they really are a beautiful race.
The first thing that catches your eye is their skin.
It’s so white it’s almost see-through, smooth like it’s reflecting light itself, with zero scars. It looks so delicate you feel like it might disappear if you touch it, yet somehow it doesn’t seem weak.
Then their hair.
Gold, silver, pale green, or clear white — the colors are different, but every one has a soft shine that blends into nature. Whenever the wind blows, it sways gently and catches the light.
Every single face is perfectly shaped.
Actually, they’re almost too perfect.
Their features are sharp but still soft somehow. Just looking at them takes your breath away.
And yet — no two faces look the same.
Each one is different, and each one is beautiful in its own way.
Their ears are long and slender. Every little twitch makes you feel the mystery of a living creature.
Their body types are similar but different too.
Some are slim and graceful, others have rich curves like Elfina.
And above all—
No one is wearing any clothes!
Their breasts and private parts that should normally be hidden are completely visible, and not a single one looks embarrassed.
At this point it’s just a battle with my own self-control.
I focus every nerve on not getting hard.
I’ll keep my eyes down and get through this.
After walking a bit, a spiral path built along the trunk appeared.
When we climbed it, the view suddenly opened up.
A wide space built on the branches.
It was clearly bigger than the other houses, with finer decorations, and a standout building right in the center.
“…Is that it?”
“Yes… that’s the Royal Tree Hall.”
I wanted to call it a castle, but it’s not really a castle.
It’s a palace completely inside a tree.
As we got closer, I could feel the air around us grow a little tense.
A few elves stood at the entrance.
The moment they saw Elfina, they all quietly bowed.
“Princess.”
“Thank you for your hard work…”
Elfina replied gently and kept walking inside.
The inside was made of wood like the outside, but strangely it wasn’t dark.
Light came through gaps in the ceiling and softly lit the room.
Deeper in, we reached a large hall.
In the center, on a throne-like root, sat one woman.
She had the same golden hair as Elfina.
But her presence was completely different.
Quiet, heavy, and—
Powerful.
“…Mother.”
Elfina stepped forward and quietly bowed.
“Welcome back, Elfina.”
Her voice was calm but carried a weight that shook the air.
“…So this is the recovery specialist.”
“Y-yes… my name is Leon…”
“Leon…?”
For some reason, Elfina’s mother looked at me with suspicion.
“Thank you for coming all this way.”
Elfina’s mother slowly stood up.
As she did—
The private part that had been hidden while she sat became fully visible…
“But we don’t have time to chat leisurely.”
She spoke with force, making her breasts jiggle…
“Our country is currently— facing the threat of destruction.”
…I see.
My cock got hard…
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Chapter 23: What the Heck Is Wrong with My Body!
What the heck!?
Why did they arrest me!?
“Mother…!”
“Be quiet! Even if the World Tree is withering, inviting such a perverted man was a huge mistake…”
Before I knew it, I was surrounded by spear-wielding elves.
Since all their breasts and private parts were completely visible, it only made me get even harder down there.
“Seriously… even in this situation you’re still thinking dirty thoughts!?”
“Mother…! I mean, Queen Riesfina, please forgive Leon… He doesn’t have any dirty intentions…!”
“Is that really true…?”
Elfina is trying hard to defend me, but I’m sorry.
In my past life I was a perverted guy who played eroge every single day…
B-but this is beyond my control!
No matter how much I focus my mind, with all these delicate elves and especially Elfina’s mother — Queen Riesfina and her full, naked body — any guy would end up like this.
“…So it was a lie after all! It’s getting even bigger, isn’t it!? Throw him in the cell!”
Elfina couldn’t talk back to Queen Riesfina anymore, and I got dragged away just like that.
My arm got yanked hard, and I was pulled along, stumbling the whole way.
“W-wait! This is a misunderstanding—!”
“No questions!”
The beautiful older elf sister shot me down instantly.
So fast. Such quick judgment.
And strong too.
Why are these delicate-looking elves so powerful?
No, I should stop judging by looks. I just learned that lesson.
While walking through the winding root passage, I desperately tried to think of excuses.
No, not excuses. Legitimate arguments.
This is the environment’s fault.
It’s not my fault. Definitely not.
“Please stay quiet.”
“I-I’m really telling the truth!”
No matter how much I pleaded, the hand gripping my arm wouldn’t let go.
Eventually the elf sister’s feet stopped in front of an especially thick root.
There was a big open hole there.
“This is it.”
“This is…?”
Yeah, this is clearly a prison cell.
There’s not even a door?
The moment I thought that—
I got shoved hard in the back.
“Whoa!?”
I lost my balance and got thrown inside.
The ground was soft with moss, but it still hurt.
Ouch…
When I turned around, the elf sister was looking down at me from outside.
“Stay here until that calms down.”
“But how am I supposed to calm—”
Bang!!
Before I could finish, vines stretched out like they had a will of their own and quickly sealed the entrance.
“Hey, wait a second…”
I jumped up in a panic and reached for where the entrance had been.
But—
The spot that was a hole moments ago was now packed tight with thick vines and roots. It wouldn’t budge at all.
“No no no no…”
I pushed and pulled, but it showed no sign of opening.
“I can’t get out…”
No, calm down.
You’re a cool guy, Leon.
This is the time to sort out the situation.
First, why did I get arrested?
…Yeah, I know why.
No matter how you look at it, it’s that.
It’s gotta be that.
“It’s beyond my control…!”
Who am I even making excuses to?
But it really is beyond my control.
There’s no guy who wouldn’t get hard in that situation!
Still, Queen Riesfina didn’t believe me…
…How much time has passed?
“…I’m bored.”
I muttered to myself.
For real.
The first hour or so I was panicking.
I thought about how to escape, whether they’d execute me, all kinds of stuff.
But—
“Nothing’s happening…”
Seriously, nothing at all.
No one comes.
No sounds.
Sometimes I sense someone passing outside, but they completely ignore me.
“…Am I being left here?”
That’s scary in its own way.
For now I do another vine check, I don’t even know how many times it’s been.
“Yeah, still no good.”
I gave up and sat down again.
The moss on the floor is annoyingly fluffy.
“…Should I sleep?”
Wait a minute.
Sleeping in a prison cell? Is that okay?
But there’s nothing else to do…
I’ll just lie down for a bit.
…
…………
“I could actually fall asleep here.”
The environment is actually really nice.
100% natural materials.
But that’s not the point right now.
I roll over.
I stare blankly up at the ceiling — or rather, the inside of the tree.
“…I’m hungry.”
Come to think of it, I haven’t eaten anything.
Haven’t drunk water either.
How long are they planning to leave me here?
“…Is this the slow starvation route?”
Stop stop.
Don’t think about it.
Stay positive.
Elfina will definitely do something.
Believe in her!
The moment I thought that.
Rustle.
I heard the faint sound of vines moving.
“…?”
The instant I lifted my head, the tangled vines quietly unraveled.
Like they had a mind of their own, they smoothly opened a path.
Standing on the other side was—
“Leon!”
“Princess Elfina!?”
I stood up without thinking.
Thank goodness, she really came…!
“I’m sorry… I didn’t think Mother would get that angry…”
“No no, just you coming is more than enough!”
“Let’s get you out of here quick…!”
Elfina reaches her hand out to me.
The moment I grab it—
My cock got hard again…





































