The World’s Only Max-Level Lazy Introvert Accidentally Goes Viral After Helping a Famous Streamer Who Forgot to Turn off Her Dungeon Stream - 35

Chapter 35: The Unchanging Yandere Streamer

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――”Ren-kun, I’m sorry. Mama told me not to play with you anymore..”――

――”Huh? But why? We haven’t finished that game yet! We… We were having so much fun…”――

That was the turning point in my life. From that moment on, I distanced myself from others. I never actively try to make friends, let alone a girlfriend. I decided to stay on the sidelines of society, fully intended to become an ordinary guy. So of course, I had never been pursued by a girl like this before either. 

“Ren-kun…”

“O-Oi..! Stop it..!”

Just like that, Shiori tried to hug me after she kissed me. I tried to push her away by grabbing her by the shoulder out of reflex. 

“What are you thinking? This is way too fast, no matter how you look at it.”

“Huh…? But….”

Shiori pouted, looking clearly displeased.

“Ren-kun, don’t you have any desires? I mean, you’re still in the prime of your youth, right? You’re not practicing celibacy, right?”

“Yo-You….”

Of course, it wasn’t like I didn’t have any lust or desire or anything like that. Shiori was cute. Her incredibly adorable appearance was one of the reasons why she became this famous. Not to mention, her voluptuous boobs and amazing figure. It would be weird if a guy my age didn’t feel interested in her.

But….

“Shiori, calm down. I’m not going to leave you. That’s why, you don’t need to force yourself to do things like this.”

“Huh…? What… What do you mean by that…?”

“I mean this.”

I said before I pressed my lips against Shiori’s. 

“Ah…”

“It doesn’t sit right with me to let you take the initiative all the time. Remember, you’re the one who provoked me… So you better prepare yourself.”

“Ah! Ren-kun…!”

I encircled my arms around her waist and her face immediately turned bright red. 

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When I opened my eyes, morning had come. I guess this was what people refer to as the ‘morning after’. I had decided to live by distancing myself from other people, so I truly never imagined I would end up in this situation.

“Hm…?”

However, Shiori wasn’t lying in bed next to me. Just when I was wondering where she had gone, I could hear the sound of someone cooking in the kitchen. The mouthwatering sizzle of eggs filled this small room. Sure enough, there was Shiori, donned in an apron.

“Shiori… You’re already up?”

“Ah! Good morning, Ren-kun! I’m making breakfast right now, so please just sit tight!”

“…Is there anything I can do to help?”

I asked but honestly speaking, I wasn’t sure I could be of much help in the kitchen.

“It’s fine, it’s fine! Just having Ren-kun by my side is already enough to make me so happy!~♪”

“I-Is that so…?”

I didn’t really understand what she meant, but well… This kind of reaction was typical of Shiori anyway. I didn’t dwell too much on it. I did as she said and sat down at the table. Breakfast was simple. Rolled omelet, bacon and white rice. It was nothing fancy, but there was something about homemade food that made it so exceptionally delicious. I gobbled everything up in no time.

“Fufu~ Ren-kun, you’re eating so fast~”

“…Is that bad?”

“Nope. I’m just happy, that’s all.”

Shiori said as she brought the last spoon of rice into her mouth. She then started to look at me with a slightly worried expression on her face.

“…What’s wrong, Shiori?”

“Ren-kun, are you getting caught up in some kind of trouble again?”

“…”

“Ren-kun, you don’t have to hide it from me. Yesterday, you went to talk with Jinba-san because the problem with the yakuza hasn’t been resolved yet, right?”

She was really sharp. I hadn’t told her anything and yet, she still managed to figure things out this far. 

“..You’re right, but I’m not a yakuza and I don’t have any intention to get deeply involved with this issue.”

“…In that case!”

Bang! Shiori leaned over the table. Her eyes were sparkling as she suggested something outrageous to me. 

“Let’s use my channel! All of Ren-kun’s videos have gone viral and I feel like the growth of my channel has been a bit stagnant lately. A streamer who dives into the dark side of society… Doesn’t that sound cool, Ren-kun?”

“O-Oi, you…”

I was about to tell her how dangerous it would be, but thinking about it… If the Dungeon Investigation Agency was truly experimenting with dangerous drugs, then Shiori could definitely be a valuable ally to my side. Sure, I didn’t have any intention to get actively involved with this matter, but that being said, I couldn’t shake the possibility of me getting dragged into it anyway. Considering how the bullying issue with Onizuka was able to get buried so easily like that, it was safe to say that whoever was behind this had the media under their control. And Shiori was one of the most popular streamers in Japan. Her popularity could surpass the influence of the mass media. Shiori was definitely the right choice for this.

“Alright! It’s decided then!”

Taking my silence as a yes, Shiori grinned excitedly and gave me a thumbs-up. 

“…Breaking news. This is just in. We’ve received reports of multiple suspicious individuals spotted in Kasumigaseki, Tokyo. Suspects were described as having vacant, hollow eyes and―”

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T/N: Controlling the media and now drugs? This is getting tooooooo realistic