The World’s Only Max-Level Lazy Introvert Accidentally Goes Viral After Helping a Famous Streamer Who Forgot to Turn off Her Dungeon Stream - 12

Chapter 12 : The Lazy Introvert Is Unparalleled Even in Reality

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“Darn it! Don’t underestimate me!!!”

My words must have really hurt their pride because the remaining three henchmen charged at me all at once. 

“Don’t get cocky! You only won against Onizuka by pure luck! Who do you think you are, you shitty— OOOFPH!!”

His sentence was cut short because I had just punched him in the face. 

“I don’t really care, but you guys are full of opening, you know?”

“S-Shit…! How dare you! You’re just Oomomo!!”

The three henchmen weren’t quick to give up though. They continued to attack me in unison. However, for someone like me, who had survived countless battles against ferocious monsters, their attacks were really pathetic. Their gazes gave out the trajectories of their attack and their teamwork, albeit passionate, was lacking in harmony. They just swung their fists haphazardly, making it ridiculously easy for me to dodge. In fact, monsters were often much more intelligent in terms of fighting than them. 

“Here I go! Gotcha!!!”

One of the henchmen, Sawada, grabbed my hair. He was grinning triumphantly. 

“Dieeeeeeeee!!”

He tried to hit me, but like I had just said, his movements were far too predictable. I quickly moved my head downward, dodging Sawada’s punch. Taking advantage of the opening, I delivered an uppercut to Sawada’s jaw.

“GAHHHH!!”

Sawada was thrown to the ground. He clutched his jaw while crouching down, looking clearly in pain. 

“Darn it! How dare you, Oomomo!!”

The other two henchmen attacked me in unison, but their malice made their sense glaringly obvious to me. I dodged their punches and started attacking them based on how close they were to me. One received a blow to his stomach and the other to the face. I didn’t hesitate with my punch. I made sure they would suffer a lot of pain with each of my strikes. 

“Da-Darn it…”

“Just what the heck is going on here..? How can a mere Oomomo do something like this…?”

It seemed neither of them could stand up anymore. All four of them, including Onizuka, were laying on the ground, trembling in pain. 

Well, this is it I guess. 

I wanted to avoid confrontation at school, so it was a good thing that they had decided to come after me outside of school. I could take care of things without getting in trouble with the school. This should be enough to make them get off my back for a while. 

“Darn it… I won’t forgive you!!”

Scratch that. They clearly hadn’t learned their lesson. Onizuka pulled out a knife from his bag and pointed the blade at me. 

“…I do have to say, I’m surprised. I didn’t think you’d go this far. Do you really want to get rid of me that badly?”

“Hehehe… Of course. My big brother is a member of the yakuza, you know? If you dare to mess with me…. You won’t be able to get away from me easily.”

“…”

I scratched my cheek for a few seconds before tilting my head to the side. 

“Okay. He’s in the yakuza. So?”

“Huh? Didn’t you hear me?! My big brother is in the yakuza!”

“No, I mean, I hear you just fine. It’s just, I don’t see the correlation between your big brother in the yakuza and the knife?”

I held my chin and flashed a defiant grin at them. 

“You know, I’ve been wondering about this since a long time ago, but do you guys really got into Gotsukiin High School with that brain of yours? I’m not even sure you guys are fit to be in high school. Maybe you should start over from elementary school.”

“YO-YOUUUUUUU!!!”

Becoming even more enraged, Onizuka charged at me with the knife in his hand. Of course, we weren’t inside a dungeon. Getting cut by a simple knife like that would injure me gravely. However, I had spent most of my days fighting monsters in the dungeons. My vast combat experience wouldn’t let me be scared over the knife that Onizuka had. I had even done various challenges like defeating S-rank monsters without any armor. 

“Haah. What a weakling.”

I dodged his knife by moving to the right and then I grabbed Onizuka’s right arm with both of my hands. 

Crack, crack, crack…!!

I twisted his arm and I could hear the eerie sound of bones creaking from his shoulder. 

“ARGHHHH!! IT HURTS!! IT HURTS! IT HURTSSS!! ST-STOP!!”

“Huh? Stop?”

I tilted my head to the side before continuing. 

“You asked me to stop? But you’ve been hurting other people without feeling guilty. And now that you’re on the receiving end, you ask me to stop? You’re begging for mercy when you’ve never given mercy to your victims before?”

“IT HURTS!! IT HURTS!! IT HURTS! PL-PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!”

Onizuka begged. Tears were streaming from his eyes and his nose was running. He looked downright shameful. 

“Then let me ask you one thing. When I told you to stop, did you stop? Or did you just keep going because you thought begging makes everything more hilarious?”

“A-A-A-A-ARGHHHH!!!”

“I will say it again. Go back to school. Start learning from the bottom again, you stupid chimpanzee.”

Crack!

“ARGHHHHHH!!!!”

Onizuka let out a loud scream as he fell to the ground. 

“Da-Damn it…! If only we were in a dungeon…!! If we were in a dungeon, I would’ve turned you into ashes…!!!”

“Oh my~♡ Now you’re challenging him to a fight in a dungeon?♪”

Someone suddenly stepped into the scene. She looked weirdly elated by Onizuka’s words. It was obvious who that someone was. It was that famous streamer, Yuria. Now known as Shiori Sakura to me.

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