The Virgin Hero Who Fought in the Dungeon for 20 Years Returned to the Surface Only to Find the Population of the World Has Dropped Drastically, with a Male-to-Female Ratio of 1:1000 - 49

Chapter 49: Human Chair

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“Now then, Ryuuto-sama, please relax in this space. Although, I must admit, this shabby establishment is not worthy of your divine presence.”

Kokona guided Ryuuto to the eating area. Naturally, she had rearranged the layout so no other customer could enter the eating area. Kokona had completely blocked the paths to the space. After all, the meeting of love and souls between Kokona and Ryuuto was about to commence here. No one would be allowed to interfere. This strong determination was born from her devotion. Not a sign of madness… Or so she assured herself. 

Kokona revealed that she was a devout believer of the Hero Association, a group devoted to venerating Ryuuto’s very existence. Her eyes sparkled and she began to offer overly attentive service to Ryuuto. Normally, a night shift worker had to work in pairs. Which meant, she had a coworker with her, but that coworker was nowhere to be seen. Why? When her college-student coworker had tried to speak out against Kokona’s obviously unusual behavior, Kokona had immediately shoved her into the backroom. She moved almost at the speed of light. She quickly bound her coworker’s mouth with duct tape, strapped her to a chair with packing tape and tied her limbs tightly with plastic cords. 

“If you dare to make any noise, I will stab you. Got it?”

She whispered ominously while waving a safety pin dangerously close to the girls’ pupils. After that, the girl went deathly silent. 

Just as I expected. The teachings of the Hero Association are incredible!

Kokona thought to herself while flashing her brightest smile of the day. Who would’ve thought the teaching from the Hero Association could be so useful in a situation like this? 

“Thank you for waiting!”

Returning from the backroom, Kokona waved her hand cheerfully at Ryuuto. She was relieved to see that her beloved Ryuuto-sama was still in the store. If he hadn’t been there, she had been fully prepared to crawl on the ground and follow his scent to find him.

“Um, aren’t you just a part-time worker? Won’t you get in trouble for changing the layout like this on your own?”

“Please, don’t worry about me. Just relax. Come now.”

Cocona dropped to all fours in the eat-in space, her face flushed bright red with both nervousness and excitement. She gestured for Ryuuto to sit on top of her. Sweat was streaming down her face. Her nipples had been painfully hard for some time now, and every time she exchanged words with Ryuuto, she experienced a faint, trembling climax. Her most sensitive areas were in a dire state and just thinking about Ryuuto noticing her condition only made her even more aroused.

“Look, making someone you’ve just met into a human chair is a bit much…”

“Hnn, ahh, nnnhh…”

Even though they were in the middle of a conversation, Kokona let out a whimpering, indecent moan. She believed Ryuuto hadn’t noticed her arousal, but, well… Ryuuto noticed it. However, rather than feeling aroused at the situation, Ryuuto was overcome by fear instead. His eyes had lost their shine. He didn’t know where to look. Kokona’s whole body felt like it was burning up. Her pulse raced as if she had just finished a full sprint, and hot sweat trickled down her neck.

Calm down… 

She told herself while silently reciting the Heart Sutra and hymns to regain her composure. She rejected the Hero Association anthem, though; the lyrics written by the current leader just didn’t sit right with her.

“Hey, are you feeling okay? You don’t look so good.”

“I’m perfectly fine! I’ve been training my core strength specifically for this day. I can even stand on one leg on a rocking boat or a rollercoaster. So, Ryuuto-sama, if it is your will to rest your noble self upon my back, I can serve as furniture for one night, or even two! My parents and I would be honored to have me fulfill such a purpose!”

“Y-yeah, that’s a bit…”

“Yo-You won’t sit on top of me…?

He’s rejecting me, he’s rejecting me, he’s rejecting me, he’s rejecting me, he’s rejecting me, he’s rejecting me!!!

Tears welled up in Kokona’s eyes. No. She wasn’t acting. She wasn’t trying to manipulate Ryuuto. She genuinely wanted Ryuuto to sit on her back. When she thought Ryuuto didn’t want to sit on her back, she felt as though the ground beneath her had split open, plunging her into a chasm.

Why don’t you understand?! Why are you being so cruel?!

Ryuuto had sacrificed himself for the sake of the world, spending twenty years deep in that dungeon battling monsters, the enemies of humanity, all alone. As the hero he was, what could she possibly do for him? What was the best way to serve him?

Yes, that’s it! I’ll become his chair.

That was the ultimate solution Kokona came up with. And yet…

“Fine, fine. Just stop crying. I’ll sit… But only for a little while, okay?”

“Ah—yes!!”

“Also, I’m heavier than I look. Don’t push yourself, okay?”

“Hnngghh!”

Ryuuto’s weight settled on her back. Hot. Her body felt like it was burning. She felt as though a blinding white lightning bolt had shot up from her butthole to the top of her head. For a brief moment, her vision flickered.

“O-Oi, are you alright? Your eyes look kind of weird?”

“I’m fiiineee. U-ahn♡.”

She was enveloped in a strange sense of euphoria. Adrenaline surged from the top of her head. Her mouth felt twitchy and even the soles of her feet felt as if they were burning. Drool trickled from the corner of her lips as she pounded the floor twice, then thrice, with her small fists. She had to—otherwise, she might have lost her mind.

“Wh-What?”

“I-I’m sowwy♡.The-The overwhelming honor ma-made me come… A-Ahhnn…♡”

“Yo-You’re scaring me…”

“Fret not~ Please relax~♡”

“I can’t relax~♡”

“Please relax~♡”

That was all she could manage to say. The firm sensation of Ryuuto’s muscular hips pressing down against her spine… That sensation alone was enough to make Kokona ascend to infinity. 

Oh, Father, Mother… So this is the reason why I was born into this world..

“O-Okay. I get it. That said, you’re kinda scaring me…”

“Haaa… Haaa… Fuuu… Fuuu..”

The importance of the weight pressing against her grew more intense. 

I’m coming! I’m coming, coming, coming, coming, coming!!! The weight feels so gooooooooooooooood!!!

“Anyway, why are there no other customers in this shop? Did someone cast a domain expansion or something?”

“Fuuuh… Fuuuh…”

“You’re scaring me… Nee-chan! Help me!”

Ryuuto kept muttering the name of his sister, Kazuki, over and over. Meanwhile, small sparks of electricity flickered in Kokona’s mind once again.

“Ah, ohhh! I-I’m coming♡!”

Twisting her adorable face in an expression of exhilaration, Kokona pursed her lips together as she let out a loud cry. Her eyes shone with the flames of passion, glistening with a strange wetness. If her parents saw her like this, they’d likely lose their minds. Terrified of her, Ryuuto instinctively started to lift his body from her, but Kokona’s right arm shot out and grabbed hold of his right thigh. 

“Wai-! That word you just said… There’s no way I can let that slide! I can’t relax like this!!”

“Ple-Please don’t mind it… Ah, something… Something..?”

“Hm? Suddenly you’re a lot calmer.”

“I’ve reached the limit.”

Kokona said calmly with a sharp expression on her face. She looked twice as intelligent, as though her IQ had suddenly doubled.

Humans evolve from apes. Truly. Charles Darwin’s theory is the ultimate truth of the world.

Kokona thought to herself as a single tear streamed down her cheek.

“What limit? Anyway, I’m going to leave now.”

“Aaaaaaaaahhh! Noooooooo! Ahhh! What sorrowwwwww!”

“I mean, I only came here to buy some oden. That’s all.”

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