The Virgin Hero Who Fought in the Dungeon for 20 Years Returned to the Surface Only to Find the Population of the World Has Dropped Drastically, with a Male-to-Female Ratio of 1:1000 - 105

Chapter 105: Strange! I Saw a Namahage in the Infirmary!

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“Sakazaki-kun, you were amazing yesterday! Really, truly amazing! I was so moved. Sensei knew it from the very start, you really were capable. To think you could take down such a strong monster in an instant… The legend was true after all. Ah, hey! You’re not still tired, are you? Ah! You are, right? You must be. Well then, since Sensei is here with you, why don’t we skip—er, take a little break together. Yes, yes, that’s for the best, that’s for the best. Oh dear, Sensei is still a little tired from yesterday too, so maybe I’ll rest along with you…”

“Um, Koyomi-sensei. Don’t you think it’s a bit much to invite someone to the infirmary bed first thing in the morning?”

Right after he had been transferred to the Explorer Academy, Ryuuto had been abducted by his homeroom teacher Koyomi. Her movements were smooth, waiting until Sayaka and Yurina were away before making her move.

“I have something important to discuss with Sakazaki-kun about yesterday.”

When told that, Ryuuto, who still barely understood his way around the school, could hardly doubt her. And since it was his homeroom teacher, suspicion was unthinkable. But once inside the empty infirmary, Koyomi locked the door behind her, coaxed him onto the bed, and began unbuttoning her own shirt. It was behavior utterly unworthy of an educator.

Yet Ryuuto’s curiosity toward one of the 108 erotic situations he carried in his mind—“A secret lesson with a female teacher in the infirmary”—was far too strong for him to resist. A female teacher in the infirmary was the perfect pairing, like beer with edamame, shōchū with basashi, or sake with sashimi. What Japanese man could resist that? No, none (rhetorical).

“C’mon, let’s take a little break.”

“Hmm…”

Ryuuto pretended to hesitate, but in front of Koyomi, who had stripped down to her underwear, his gaze was powerless. Because Koyomi, too, had large breasts.

I… Is this really okay? If I just go with the flow, will I end up in a secret private lesson with Koyomi-sensei? No, it doesn’t feel morally right, but I couldn’t beat the sight of those overflowing breasts (defeat).

“Ah, suddenly I’m so dizzy!”

“You’re sitting down—oh, whoa?”

“Kyaa~♪”

Koyomi collapsed onto the bed, and Ryuuto caught her against his chest. Almost at the same moment, the sound of many footsteps thundered outside the infirmary door. A violent crash shook the entrance. It wasn’t just one or two people. At least a dozen were pounding blunt weapons against the door.

“Eeeek!”

“Tch.”

Ryuuto screamed, while Koyomi clicked her tongue in annoyance.

Thud, thud, THUD!

The door cracked in every direction, then exploded into fragments.

“Any brats in here plotting impure relationships?!”

“Any brats trying to steal the Hero’s seed?!”

There stood girls from the Explorer Academy, wearing Namahage masks from Akita, each wielding giant cleavers and guandao, radiating murderous intent.

“A-a Namahage monster!”

Ryuuto screamed as the Namahage stormed into the infirmary, blades flashing.

“Are you okay, Ryuuto-kun?”

One Namahage called his name, holding a shining machete.

“Ah, s-somehow. Well, I’m about to be killed by Namahage, though.”

“Oh, I see. Ehehe, it’s me, it’s me.”

She removed her mask. It was his classmate, Marin Shirakawa.

“Ah, what the—scared the hell out of me. I almost lost it.”

“Geez, I was the one scared to hell! Yuna-chan from the observation team said you’d been kidnapped, so I thought you’d already been eaten. And since I’ve decided that Ryuuto-kun’s first time would absolutely be mine to devour…”

Marin let out a long sigh.

“Huh?”

“Ah! Ehe~♡ Never mind, never mind.”

“Hey now. You’re making me seriously curious.”

“Nooo, don’t get mad~♡ As an apology, you can squeeze my boobs if you want.”

“E-ehhh!?”

“Hey, Comrade Shirakawa! That’s against the rules!”

“Why should Ryuuto-sama be stuck with a penalty game?!”

“Wait, no. My boobs aren’t a penalty gam—”

“That’s right! My boobs are definitely softer!”

“Shut it! Ryuuto-sama doesn’t like floppy breasts! Mine are the best choice!”

“Gross! Don’t you dare sully Ryuuto-sama’s hands like that!”

“You want to have a piece of me, you saggy cow?!”

“The shape of my boobs is the best in the grade!”

“Ha? Lame…”

“Shut up, all of you shut up! Ryuuto-sama is meant to be healed by my breasts!”

“No he’s not, idiot!”

“Yes he is! The whole universe itself has decided upon it!”

“Shut the hell up, you spiritual nutjob! My perfect bowl-shape is number one in the world!”

“All of you are wrong. What Ryuuto-sama truly desires is my ass. Every time he passes my desk, he always stares at it!”

“He did not! Yours is just huge! Totally meaningless. He just stares ‘cause it’s big and annoying! Actually, Ryuuto-sama looks at MY ass. Aahh, just remembering it makes me feel like I’ll get pregnant♡”

“Then keep imagining it, dumbass! Go have your phantom pregnancy! Besides, your ass is flabby as hell! Grind your teeth at the perfect shape of mine, sculpted by working out!”

“Ryuuto-sama is a boob man, not an ass man! Face the reality!”

“But Maki’s boobs aren’t really that—”

“Don’t say it! Don’t say it out loud!”

“Hiii, my boobs aren’t a penalty gameeee!”

“Hey… Can I just go back to class now?”

Terrified by the fierce infighting between the Namahage girls, Ryuuto nevertheless made his way toward the classroom.

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