The Story Of How I, A Gloomy Guy, Ended Up Surrounded By the Top-Tier Beautiful Girls In Class After A Seat Change - Chapter 76-77

Chapter 76: Cosplay Patrol (Tanaka is Also There)

Led by Miyama, we arrived at the costume department in the gymnasium. We were immediately told to change into our costumes in the restroom.

Changing into women’s clothing in the boys’ restroom seemed risky just by the sound of it, but with a pinch of excitement, I managed to change.

(I had my leg hair removed by Yuria with hair removal cream before, so it should be fine… sigh)

I looked at my reflection in the mirror.

I was wearing a cheap Snow White costume put together with dull accessories.

The outfit was an A-line dress with a crew-neck blue top and a yellow skirt, a typical Snow White look. I was also instructed to wear a black wig and a red headband.

As a typical indoor otaku, with my pale skin that never sees the sun and being naturally slim, I didn’t look completely like a girl, but somewhat…

“…This seems quite impossible.”

“Hey, Ryota! I got the sign, let’s go!”

Miyama’s voice echoed in the boys’ restroom.

If someone was in the restroom doing their business, they would have been startled by Miyama’s voice alone.

As I stepped out of the restroom after being called, I saw Miyama dressed in a dwarf cosplay.

Wearing a red hood and a fluffy white beard around his mouth, Miyama looked cute due to his mascot-like character.

But as my gaze moved down, the cuteness disappeared.

The button in the middle of his bright red top couldn’t be fastened properly due to his oversized chest, and the shorts he wore were tight around his thick thighs.

Truly, big chest and big thighs…

(This… it’s so voluminous that it can’t be called a dwarf. It’s so erotic that it might need an R17 rating.)

“I got the largest size when I bought this costume, but the chest area is too tight… It’s because of Airi’s big chest. She always causes me trouble.”

Miyama scolded his own chest.

No—Miyama’s big chest did nothing wrong.

Miyama’s big chest brings joy (deep meaning) to everyone, already a national treasure-level big-chested beauty.

All Japanese citizens should worship and praise this big-chested beauty.

“Miyama… it’s fine as it is. No, it should get even bigger.”

“Huh? What do you mean?”

“Oh, wait a minute, you two! You forgot something!”

A girl in charge of props hurried over to us and handed us two cardboard signs.

“Alright, carry these and promote the play around the school!”

The cardboard signs read, “2nd Year Class B’s Play [Gender Reversed Snow White] will be performed in the gymnasium at 10 o’clock!”

“Alright! Let’s attract a lot of audience with Airi and the others’ promotion!”

“Y-yeah…”

Surely, if people knew someone like this was performing, they would come in droves… perverts.

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“What’s with the cross-dressing?”

“Look at how awkwardly that person walks in a skirt, it’s hilarious!”

“And that big chest next to him… (gulp)”

As we walked down the hallway holding the signs, the stares from people around us were piercingly uncomfortable.

Some students were even taking pictures with their phones, undoubtedly leading to inevitable spreading of the images.

Oh… I want to die.

It’s not even time to go on stage yet… it’s already a confirmed embarrassing memory.

(If you cosplay something unpopular at Comiket, does it feel like this?)

“Hmm… it’ll be okay, right?”

Miyama, walking beside me, kept glancing around nervously for some reason.

Maybe he’s worried about his chest popping out.

“Miyama, what’s wrong?”

“Well, I was just looking out for anyone targeting Ryota!”

“Targeting me?”

“Because Ryota is Snow White, right!? He’s so cute, I’m worried boys might come flocking.”

Suddenly being called “cute” by Miyama made me feel a bit embarrassed, but at least I can still find it creepy, showing that I still have some sense of self.

“So, you were planning to protect me?”

“Because Airi is Ryota’s dwarf, right? I have to be the bodyguard!”

Being a dwarf doesn’t seem like that kind of role… but well, I wouldn’t mind being protected by this big chest… I want to bury my face in it…

“Oh my, isn’t that Ryota-kun and Airi-chan?”

“Huh?”

As we were about to pass by a classroom, a voice called out to us, making us turn around.

And there stood…

“Oh… Airi-chan’s cosplay is too erotic, but Ryota-kun’s Snow White cosplay surprisingly suits him.”

“Tanaka, your comment is more important than ours.”

“Huh?”

“Why… are you in a maid outfit?”

Wearing a black and white monochrome maid outfit, with her usual red-rimmed glasses and her hair styled in a deliberately cute twin-tail, was Tanaka, the loli maid.

“Well, you see, 2nd Year Class D is running a maid cafe. Following last year’s cosplay cafe, it’s the same theme for the second year in a row.”

“Come to think of it, last year was Airi and the others’ cosplay cafe. Airi cosplayed as a monster!”

Huh? A cosplay cafe?Come to think of it, was what Kuroki said about Yuria’s panties related to last year’s cosplay cafe?(This… could this be a chance to ask about the Yuria’s panties incident?)

“Hey, by the way, both of you? By the way, what did Ichinose cosplay as in that cosplay cafe?”

“Yuria…! Uh, well…”

“Ichinose’s cosplay… that was a sad incident.”

The two suddenly changed their expressions and didn’t answer.

Hey, seriously, what happened!?

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Chapter 77: High Five Pie Touch

After going around the school to promote the play, Miyama and I returned to the gymnasium.

Inside the gymnasium, the students were already busy with their tasks.

“I’ve promoted a lot, but I wonder if everyone will come?”

Miyama stopped at the entrance of the gymnasium and sighed.

Definitely, the boys will come… to see Miyama’s big chest.

Also, with Yuria in the morning and Kuroki in the afternoon, there will surely be a great turnout.

And here I am, a creepy cross-dresser… really, what’s the point of being the main character?”Ryota, are you nervous by any chance?”

“M-me, nervous?”

“Yeah. Because Airi and the others will be performing on stage soon, right?”

“Yeah, that’s true… I’m a bit nervous, but there probably won’t be many people watching me, so that’s it. Haha.”

I said self-deprecatingly.

Miyama, instead of laughing with me, looked at me with a serious expression.

“Airi is feeling nervous…”

“Huh? Miyama is?”

“You see…”

Miyama gently took my right hand and placed it on his chest… what!? My right hand was placed near Miyama’s left collarbone, and my thumb touched Miyama’s soft big chest.

What softness!

(If I slide my hand down even a bit, I might end up squeezing this big chest out of impulse!)

“Airi’s heart… is beating fast, right?”

M-my heart is beating fast… actually, it’s more like my lower body is throbbing and pulsating.

No, that’s not it! If I touch more, someone might misunderstand!

Finally feeling the urgency, I quickly pulled my hand away.

“Usually, Airi doesn’t… get nervous.”

“I-is that so?”

“But you know, when I thought I didn’t want to fail in front of Ryota… I started feeling nervous.”

“M-me?”

Suddenly, I was surprised to be brought up.

“Why me? I wouldn’t get mad or tease you even if you made a mistake, right?”

“That’s true, but…”

Miyama hesitated as if something got stuck in his throat.

“…You know, when I went to Ryota’s house the other day, I noticed something.”

“Hey! You two! It’s almost time to gather!”

As we were talking at the entrance of the gymnasium, Hino, dressed as a princess, called out to us from the stage in the gymnasium.

“O-okay! Let’s go now! …So, what happened at my house?”

“N-nothing! It’s nothing!”

“Huh? But…”

“Airi! When I went to Ryota’s house, I felt even more determined not to lose to Ryota! Just that!”

Miyama said this in a rush and swayed his dwarf costume as he headed towards the stage.

I don’t really understand… did he develop a competitive spirit against me?”Ryota!”

“Huh?”

As I was about to follow Miyama, I heard a voice calling me from behind, so I turned around…

“…Y-Yuria!”

Yuria was there, dressed in a prince costume with a white top, red pants, and black boots.

Yuria had removed her usual gal makeup and styled herself in a handsome male fashion. Her white top with golden embroidery had a stand-up collar with gold and red stripes, and gold shoulder decorations. The red sash diagonally across her shoulder added to her princely appearance.

Perhaps to look more masculine, Yuria had tied her usual long brown hair into a single ponytail flowing over her right shoulder, and her thick thighs were held in place by tight red pants.

Looking closely from top to bottom, although her thighs were a bit plump, Yuria was hundreds of times more handsome than me…

“So… how do I look? Do I look cool?”

“You’re a hundred times cooler than me. It’s like, your stage as a living being is on a different level, I feel like I’ve lost in every way.”

“R-really? Seriously? That’s great!”

Yuria smiled happily.

“Hey! Ryota, you look cute too, with the red ribbon and all.”

“Huh?”

I don’t need this forced praise like some awkward couple…

“So, Snow White… will you join me on stage?”

“Uh, sure.”

Prompted by Yuria, I and Yuria walked towards the stage together.

(Finally, the real deal… is here.)

Hino, who was on stage, walked towards us.

“Izumi, you…”

“What’s up? If you find my cross-dressing weird, just say—”

“Your cross-dressing is kind of cute, you know?”

Hino said shyly.

Somehow… I had a feeling I was being dug into.