The Story Of How I, A Gloomy Guy, Ended Up Surrounded By the Top-Tier Beautiful Girls In Class After A Seat Change - Chapter 34-35

Chapter 34:

For introverted guys, a romantic comedy event like watching a movie with a female classmate is undeniably rare and valuable.

Especially when that classmate is Yuria Ichinose, the number one gal who every gal-loving guy in the school dreams of dating, if you ask 100 gal-loving guys from our high school whom they’d want to date, all 100 would undoubtedly say Ichinose’s name.

But—of all movies, it had to be the late-night borderline-erotic anime “Nyukyun,” a busty battle anime.

“I’m thrilled to see Milk-tan’s breast milk on such a huge screen!”

She’s probably the only gal in the world whose excitement skyrockets from the breast milk of her favorite character.

Yuria and I took our reserved seats. Surrounded by stereotypical otaku-looking guys, Ichinose and I (extrovert outfit) stood out.

“Do you think we stand out?”

“Well…”

“Ryota, is this how you usually are?”

Yuria said, sitting up front, looking at the large screen next to a bulky, panting “haa-haa” guy in a Moe-T shirt.

I might be prejudiced against this kind of anime otaku, but it’s all Moe-T old guys inside the theatre.

“I’m not that extreme… Well, I might wear Moe-T occasionally.”

“Seriously? Why didn’t you wear it today?”

“W-Well…”

I struggled to answer.

(Because it was my first time going out with a girl, I was excited and felt like it was a date… If I say that, she’ll find it creepy…)

As I reflected, I was quite excited until I came here.

“Hey, why not?”

“Uh, well! That’s because…”

There was only one reason why I used wax and perfume, flashy things that normally have nothing to do with an otaku like me…

“Uh, because I’m walking next to you, Ichinose.”

“Because you’re walking next to me? What’s that supposed to mean?”

“B-Because I can’t walk next to a beauty like Ichinose in a Moe-T outfit. Also, I thought messy hair would be bad for Ichinose.”

“…………”

Ichinose suddenly fell silent and turned towards the screen.

(Did I… upset her?)

“Um, Ichinose?”

“Ryota, do you think of me as a beauty?”

“I do, but you didn’t realize it!?”

“I did! I’m cuter than everyone around me! So, of course, I know… but.”

“But, but?”

“Ryota, you think so too, right?”

What’s with that?

Does she find it creepy if I think Ichinose is cute?

“By the way! You’re back to calling me Ichinose again!”

“Oh, sorry… Y-Yuria.”

“Yeah, that’s better.”

In a way, Ichinose has some complicated aspects like Miyama, doesn’t she?

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Chapter 35:

Once the preview ended, we finally moved to the main feature of the movie.

“Looks like it’s starting, Ryota.”

“Yeah…”

I was honestly curious about what would happen in the theatrical version of the busty battle anime “Nyukyun.”

It was based on an existing storyline, but I had not read it intentionally, so everything was new.

(Excited as I am, I mustn’t let my lower half react too much, no matter how erotic it gets.)

With that thought, just as I braced myself, the screen immediately filled with intensely erotic scenes.

“Kuh… What are you planning by tying me up like this!?”

“Hehe. From those huge breasts, there’s no choice but to extract energy!”

“Mmm… Ah, s-stop!”

During the battle, popular character and B110-boasting busty beauty Mazuho Milk was bound to a pillar by the enemy’s female executive, who proceeded to fondle her breasts as if it were torture.

(M-Milk’s b-breasts are incredible!)

Milk’s breast milk weapon splashed towards the screen in 4D projection to defeat the female executive, showering viewers mercilessly.

(Showing this in 4D might be considered crude in some ways… but not bad.)

Throughout the movie, water droplets hit our faces every time Milk’s milk splashed. Every time characters sweated, water droplets sprayed. Furthermore, every time various “things” splashed, water droplets… Wait, hold on. It’s just water droplets, the whole 4D experience.

From start to finish, all I heard were moans, and it was indeed an incredibly erotic movie.

☆☆

After the movie ended, a mysterious lingering feeling remained.

It wasn’t just about eroticism; there was also an impressive storyline. I realized there was depth to the story beyond mere breast combat, such as why the heroines battled with their busty figures and how each became busty.

Also, after being shown so many characters with big breasts, my mind was so fried that I found myself wondering why Ichinose, who was sitting next to me, wearing clothes…

“Man, that was seriously awesome! The reasons behind Milk-chan becoming so sexy and the incredible foreshadowing of breast milk becoming a weapon made me cry!”

“Yeah…”

Ichinose immediately stood up to prepare to leave, but I couldn’t bring myself to stand up.

“Huh? What’s wrong, Ryota? Why have you been bent over slightly since earlier?”

“Uh, well… 4D was just so shocking that it knocked the wind out of me…”

There was no way I could honestly say something like, “My boner was so intense it’s unbelievable.”

(I can’t let Ichinose see my ‘stand up’ in this state. If she sees, I won’t be ‘SAS*KE,’ just a pervert.)

“Um, can I go to the restroom for a bit?”

“Sure thing! I’ll wait here.”

I smoothly made an excuse and headed straight for the restroom.

(This is pathetic… I can’t believe I got this aroused from an erotic anime.)

I waited until my excitement subsided, then returned in a composed state.

(Hm? Oh, Ichinose…)

When I returned from the restroom, I saw two otaku guys talking around Ichinose.

N-No way… Are they hitting on her?

Oh no, oh no!

I can’t leave her alone like this.

Suppose there’s a cute (and sexy-thighed) gal like Ichinose alone. In that case, those otaku guys will swarm her like beetles.

But if I don’t do anything, it’ll turn into the shitty NTR situation I hate so much…

I have no choice but to play the boyfriend and jump in to save her.

(Alright, no time to hesitate! As an otaku introvert, I’ve got to save Ichinose as a man!)

Determined, I went to rescue Ichinose, who the otaku guys surrounded.

“Ah, Ryota! Here.”.

“T-these guys! Why are you guys with my girlfriend?!”

I cut in between the otaku and Ichinose and yelled out.

“Hehe, is that so? It’s nice to have such a cute girlfriend.”

“Well then, since we shouldn’t disturb you, we’ll leave coolly.”

“Uh, yeah…”

I thought there would be a fuss, but surprisingly, it was resolved easily, and the two otaku left the building.

But more importantly, Ichinose.

“A-Are you okay, Ichinose?! Did they lick your thighs or something?”

“There’s no way something like that would happen! I have given you the wrong idea, Ryota.

“W-What wrong idea?”

“They were exchanging entry perks. That otaku guy with the red-haired heroine Ryoko-tan’s T-shirt wanted Milk-tan’s autograph board, so I asked if we could exchange.”

Ichinose shows me the Azabu Milk entry perk autograph board, which seems to have been exchanged.

“Oh, uh… I-I see…”

It is a monumental misunderstanding.

Man, I’m so embarrassed I could die.

“Ryota, didn’t you just call me your girlfriend?”

“F-Forget it, Ichinose! I thought those otakus were licking your thighs or something!”

“What’s with your obsession with thighs?! Well, whatever. You were trying to protect me, right?”

“Well, um…”

“Even if it’s a lie, if you call me your girlfriend, then please continue to properly escort me later, okay?”

Saying that, Ichinose flicks my nose with her nail.

Uh oh… I need to go to the bathroom again.