The Story Of How I, A Gloomy Guy, Ended Up Surrounded By the Top-Tier Beautiful Girls In Class After A Seat Change - Chapter 163-164

Chapter 163: Airi’s Intrusion, Chaos, and Sudden Developments

“What the hell! How did it come to this?”

I stomp my feet in frustration like a spoiled brat right in the middle of the snack aisle of my thoughts, repeating the motion over and over.

(Let’s calm down and organize the current situation.)

I’m Ryota Izumiya, a perverted high schooler. I was having a lewd cosplay session with Yuria Ichinose, the top gyaru and my otaku buddy, when unexpectedly, Airi Umiyama, the busty hard worker, showed up at the house. Her excuse? She came with apology ice cream to enjoy Yuria’s air conditioning.

While I was busy peeking through the gap in the otaku room door, distracted by the faintly visible bra color beneath Airi’s white T-shirt, another threat crept up unnoticed: my bladder.

Just as I was relieved from one disaster, another struck—I urgently needed to pee!

If Yuria comes back to the room and finds me in this maid outfit, with the crotch soaked, it could ruin her… preferences.

I consulted Tanapedia (Tanaka via LINE), who advised imagining the sensation of urine retreating back into the bladder. But it didn’t work!

Whether small (in more ways than one) or not, the urge to pee remains the same! This isn’t a problem of size, it’s a battle against my perversion!

The truth is always—wait, this isn’t the time for movie-like quips! I’m seriously about to lose it!

I tug on the hem of the maid skirt, desperately trying to suppress the urge.

“This is bad… The situation is critical.”

For now, Yuria and Airi had just entered Yuria’s room.

If I leave the neighboring otaku room now, the chances of bumping into them… are slim.

But here’s the big problem: I don’t know where the bathroom is in Yuria’s house.

Wandering aimlessly while holding my crotch might just lead to a game over.

(If I knew this would happen, I would’ve asked where the bathroom was from the start!)

I press my ear against the wall to try and overhear their conversation. I need to know what they’re up to.

“Wow, it’s been a while since I’ve been in your room, Yuria! Ahh, it’s so cool in here!”

“R-Really?”

“Huh? There are men’s clothes folded here… Oh, wait, this scent…”

Hey, hey, hey! That’s bad! Hide them, Yuria!

“Oh, those? Those are clothes Ryota didn’t need anymore, so I took them! I thought I’d try incorporating some menswear into my fashion!”

What kind of excuse is that? It’s so weak it’s making my bladder weaker!

“Ryota’s… Nice.”

“Huh? W-What are you talking about, Airi?”

“Oh, no, nothing! I was just thinking I’d like to try wearing men’s clothes too! So, if they’re unwanted, can I have these?”

“…Oh, yeah. Sure. Take them, Airi.”

“Yay! I’ll treasure Ryota’s clothes!”

Yuria just gave away my clothes to Airi without asking me!

Hey, come on! I bought those clothes to look a bit cooler when hanging out with Yuria! And now I only have this maid outfit left!

“Wait, more importantly! While they’re distracted by the clothes, this is my chance!”

Determined, I decide to head for the bathroom.

Even in Yuria’s ridiculously large house, the bathroom must be… this way.

I trust my instincts and search desperately.

And just as my bladder is about to reach its limit—

“I found it!!!”

Panting heavily, I finally reach my sanctuary.

(Bathrooms and toilets… every household has one, tucked away in a corner of the house.)

Holding onto the hem of my skirt, I prepare to rush into the bathroom when—

“Huh? Oh, are you Yuria’s housemaid, by any chance?”

As I was about to enter the bathroom, Airi, with ice cream smeared on her nose, walked up behind me and called out.

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Chapter 164: Airi Might Discover My Disguise

I finally made it to the restroom, my sanctuary. But just as I was about to enter, Airi spotted me.

“Curly blond hair and so tall! Yuria has even got a foreign maid at her house! So cool!”

It seemed that Airi mistook me for an actual maid.

Even though I was wearing a blond wig and a maid outfit for cosplay, it was still my face underneath. Shouldn’t she be able to recognize me?

Come to think of it, Yuria did put some makeup on me during our cosplay prep. Could that be why?

But even so, Airi’s sharp sense of smell should’ve given me away by now.

“Huh…?” Airi sniffed the air. “This maid smells like my friend…”

At that moment, I almost screamed in shock.

What is this, police-dog level of smell detection? Seriously, what’s going on with her?!

It’s not just her massive bust that’s out of this world, apparently.

“A friend?”

“Yeah! You smell like one of my friends!”

This is bad. Airi might figure it out.

I had no choice but to come up with a story and talk my way out of it!

“W-Well, I’m actually a distant relative of Lady Yuria! While her parents are away on an overseas trip, I’ve been tasked with being a maid in this house! I have absolutely no connection to your friend! In fact, I’d love to meet this person who smells the same as me!”

I rattled off lies in a falsetto voice, channeling my past acting experiences.

“You want to meet them? Maid-san, do you want to know about my friend?”

“Uh, no, that’s not what I meant—”

“Then I’ll tell you! So, that friend is a boy who always plays with me…”

Here we go. But judging by her reaction, it seemed I’d managed to mislead her.

Could Airi seriously not realize it’s me?

If so, maybe I could “accidentally” engineer another lucky pervy moment, grope her breasts, and still get away with it because it’s my first offense.

“And he’s also super pervy and always stares at my boobs!”

Just as I was daydreaming about groping her, Airi casually threw in that unnecessary detail.

W-What kind of introduction is that, Airi?!

Is that how she talks about me to other people?!

“But you know, he’s always so kind to me. He compliments me a lot, treats me to meals, and keeps my secrets safe. So, I really…”

“Huh?”

“Ah! Never mind! Forget I said anything!”

What’s with her?! What is she trying to say about me?!

“Oh, and also! I met him in high school, but I’m pretty sure he’s the boy who gave me snacks at the candy store when we were kids!”

“R-Really?”

“Yeah! When he gave me a wafer snack once, it felt just like back then! Oh, but there’s no point in telling you this, huh? Sorry!”

So Airi still thinks I’m the “Wafer Prince” she met as a kid, huh?

Well, she’s probably wrong, but Yuria grilled me about the same thing earlier…

Back in elementary school, I was a socially awkward introvert but slightly proactive. It’s not impossible I helped someone like Airi back then without realizing it.

“But still, it’s amazing that you and Ryota have the same smell. I’ve got a great nose, so I can pick up on stuff like that, but this is the first time I’ve noticed someone smelling like him!”

“Oh, I was just cleaning the restroom earlier, so maybe it’s the cleaning supplies?”

“It doesn’t smell bad at all! It smells really nice! Maybe you use the same detergent as Ryota?”

Airi leaned in closer, sniffing.

Oh no. If she gets too close, this disguise won’t hold up…

She thought I was another female maid, so she wasn’t holding back, coming even closer than she usually did.

Her shampoo’s sweet scent tickled my nose, and I could see her bra faintly through her white T-shirt…

My blood started rushing south in response.

(Oh no. While this might cure my urgent need to pee, it’ll completely blow my cover as a woman.)

Should I rush into the restroom to relieve myself, or stay here and soak in Airi’s scent and proximity? The ultimate dilemma!

“No, wait… I really can’t… I’m about to—”

“Huh? What’s wrong, Maid-san?”

I turned my back to her, clutching my skirt tightly.

Forget lust! Prioritize bladder control! If I wet myself at my age, I’d be socially dead!

“Uh, I need to finish cleaning the restroom. By the way, Airi-sama, were you here for the bathroom?”

“Nope! I got ice cream earlier, and it melted a bit and got on my hands, so I came to wash up!”

“I-I see…”

She had some vanilla on her nose, too, not just her hands.

“A-Anyway, I’ll get back to cleaning now!”

“Okay! Good luck, Maid-san!”

With Airi’s encouragement, I bolted into the restroom and lifted my skirt without hesitation.

At last, I was free from all burdens.