The Saint Wants to Be a Mama With a Hypnosis App - 29-30

Chapter 29

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Time for another cooking session! I wasn’t quite sure whether what I made earlier was a success or a failure (but since Sakkun said it was delicious, it was probably a success?), but I had decided to cook some mysterious mushrooms together with Sakkun in the bath! I thought I had already thoroughly prepared the mysterious mushrooms and squeezed out all of the liquid inside, but it turned out I was wrong! No matter how many times I had extracted the liquid from the mysterious mushroom, the mysterious mushroom still showed no sign of weakening! Incredible! I could make a lot of delicious dishes with this mysterious mushroom!

I felt like I was getting better at cooking the mysterious mushroom every time I cooked it. Sakkun even praised me!

“Mama… So good…”

Sakkun seemed to especially like it when I cooked the mysterious mushroom while letting his head rest on my lap so he could suck on my breast! Sakkun was very pleased after I cooked the mysterious mushrooms in various ways! As a thank you, Sakkun gave Mama lots and lots of pats! It felt really good to be petted by Sakkun, but as his Mama, I’d rather pet him than be petted by Sakkun. But still! Being petted by Sakkun felt so incredibly good, I couldn’t stop myself from wanting more and more. Ah, what a predicament. 

“Sakkun, there’s something that Mama would like to borrow from Sakkun…”

I was talking to Sakkun about the ‘practice’ I had thought of earlier. While I could already cook the mysterious mushrooms in various ways, but there was something I wasn’t confident enough. I wanted to practice the true way to cook the mysterious mushrooms, to be precise, how to put the mysterious mushrooms in Mama’s special bag, the bag that was specifically designed to store the mysterious mushroom in. Before the actual cooking, it was highly important for me to check whether this very big mysterious mushroom could fit in my bag or not. After all, it would be horrendous if my bag turned out to be too small to store the mysterious mushroom when we actually decided to cook the mysterious mushroom in its true way. I would make Sakkun feel disappointed, even though Sakkun always looked so excited to eat my cooking. As Sakkun’s Mama, I definitely didn’t want to disappoint him. And so, it was clear to see that practicing beforehand was absolutely necessary to ensure Sakkun’s satisfaction!

“No, but… That’s.. That’s not practice. We would be doing the real thing, right…?”

“No! It’s not the real thing! Just pure practice! Everything will be alright! We’re just going to practice after all!”

“O-Ohh…”

Indeed! We were just going to practice first! Not cooking it for real! Hence why, there would be no problems at all! Jumping straight to cooking it without testing whether the mysterious mushroom would fit in my unused bag made me feel incredibly anxious. Therefore, I believe it was absolutely essential to borrow the mysterious mushroom from Sakkun first and try to put it into my bag at least once to check how it felt. 

“I-I guess… I guess you’re right…?”

Indeed. Mama had learned a lot from the hamburg incident. It was important to check and practice anything in advance! Hence why, I had to practice first. Borrowing anyone’s mushroom for practice was out of the question. Since I wanted to practice, of course I had to use Sakkun’s. Relying on Sakkun made me feel like a worthless Mama, but… I felt I had to use Sakkun’s and no one else. If Sakkun really didn’t want to help me practice then.. Although I would feel very disappointed, sad and uncomfortable, but I guess I would need to practice cooking with someone else’s mysterious mushroom…

“No. I don’t want that. Absolutely not.”

Right? Mama didn’t want to practice with someone else’s mushroom either. Mama wanted to practice cooking with Sakkun’s, so please! Lend Mama your mysterious mushroom!

“I-I understand… I-I will do it wi-with… Mama…”

Yay! As expected from Sakkun! Thank you! I love you!

“Well then… Shall we get out of the bath for now?”

“Yeah. If we stay in the bath any longer, we’ll probably turn into prunes.”

After both of us got out of the bath and dried off, we headed straight to the bed.

“Alright then. Sakkun, please lie down.”

“M-me? I’m the one lying down…?”

“Yes! Mama is only going to borrow Sakkun’s mysterious mushroom, so Sakkun can just stay still! Mama will take care of the rest!”

“U-Understood…”

Now that everything was ready on the cutting board, the mysterious mushroom stood upright. It was time to cook… Even though we were only going to practice, but I couldn’t help but feel a bit nervous. Still! As Sakkun’s Mama, I couldn’t afford to back down now! I had to practice a lot so I could cook the mysterious mushroom perfectly when it was time for the real deal! Alright, time to get started….

“Sakkun, please let Mama practice a lot, okay?”

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Chapter 30

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My memory came out as a complete blank. I couldn’t remember anything after coming back from my part-time job yesterday. I knew Seika-chan greeted me, but the rest of my memory came out blank. When I came to, it was already morning and I was buried in Seika-chan’s boobs. It seemed I had become Seika-chan’s body pillow and for some reason, we were both naked. 

Did something happen… Or did I just fall asleep right away from my part-time job because of how exhausted I had been…? Since I couldn’t recall anything anyway, I decided to enjoy the softness of Seika-chan’s boobs for now.

Ah… So soft…

Seika-chan woke up while I was basking in the softness of her boobs. We exchanged a “good morning” kiss, followed by a long session of kisses until we were both satisfied.

“Um… Seika-chan…?”

“Yes? Do you still want to kiss some more?”

“No, it’s not that… It’s just that… I have this weird blank spot in my memory from last night…”

“Oh, right! That’s because I erased your memory of last night using a hypnosis app!”

“Wha-… Wait, what? The hypnosis app…? Why did you erase my memory?”

“Well, everything was Sakkun’s fault… Even though it was supposed to be MY practice, you suddenly said YOU wanted to practice too…”

“Pr-practice…?”

“Sakkun, you mounted me and did all sorts of mean things to me… Even though I said ‘No!’,but you just kept forcing yourself on me, over and over…”

“Wha-Wha…? O-Oooh…?!”

“Mama didn’t get to practice at all! Besides, it won’t be good if Sakkun is the one getting better! Mama supposed to be the one to provide! Mama should be the one to do things for Sakkun! Sakkun mustn’t get better at it! That’s why, I erased your memory completely so your experience points will reset to zero!”

“U-Umm… Mama… What exactly are you talking about…?”

“It’s a secret! (smiles sweetly)”

Judging from the way Mama was talking… Could it be… She was talking about THAT?? But wait, based on my past experience, this must be just a big misunderstanding. But still, Mama deliberately avoided talking about it… Right. It definitely wasn’t what I was thinking. Mama must be talking about something completely different. Yeah. I mustn’t jump to conclusions that fast. Yeah, yeah. Of course. 

But then, I noticed there were bloodstains all over the sheets.

….

Whose blood is this…?

….

No, but, Mama said it was practice, so…. Calm down. Think this through… Seika-chan and I liked each other. We liked each other so even if our ‘like’ turned into ‘love’ and something like THAT happened between us, there shouldn’t be any problem anyway, right? Seika-chan kept insisting that she was my Mama but in reality, we weren’t related by blood. Rather than mother and son, it was more like we were… In a relationship something close to lovers. So! Even if we practiced doing THAT, there shouldn’t be any problem. Everything was fine. Even if there was clear and blaring evidence that it wasn’t just a practice session, but the complete REAL DEAL, it was still fine. Right? The only problem here was that I had absolutely no memory of it… Or rather, Seika-chan had erased my memory. Yeah. That was the only issue here. 

The vivid bloodstains… A pile of tissues with mysterious smell… I didn’t even know what I was feeling right now. If I had to describe it, I felt a bit drunk. Yeah, it was like the morning after doing something reckless while I was drunk…. Though, I had never actually drunk alcohol before, so I guess I wouldn’t really know what being drunk feel like. 

“Hehehe~”

Seika-chan was smiling brightly. She seemed to be in a very good mood. I guess there was nothing to worry about, huh? Yeah. Somehow, I felt all the trivial stuff didn’t matter anymore. Whether something happened with Seika-chan or not, the fact still remained. I liked her and I wanted us to continue getting along like this. In any case, we were bound to do THAT anyway. I mean, we had already done a lot of things, so… It shouldn’t come as a surprise for us to reach THAT point in our relationship. That being said, I was still confused why Seika-chan kept calling it ‘practice’ though. I mean, how were you supposed to ‘practice’ doing that? Practicing was as good as doing it for real, right…?

ANYWAY! Let’s just leave it at that! It’s all good! Absolutely good!

“Sakkun, Mama will practice a lot so when the time comes for us to do the real thing, Mama will be able to satisfy Sakkun!”

Yeah. I had no idea what she was talking about, but it was fine! Everything was fine!

“And so! Let’s start the day with some morning practice! I will borrow Sakkun’s now! Yes! Time to use the hypnosis app again!~”

I really hoped she wouldn’t use that hypnosis app again, but… Oh well! Everything was fine! Alright!

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T/N: The self-gaslighting it real here (ᵔ́∀ᵔ̀)