The Saint Wants to Be a Mama With a Hypnosis App - 24

Chapter 24: Cooking with Mama 4

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“So goooood!! I’ve never had anything this delicious, Mama!!”

“Really?! I’m so happy to hear that!”

Munch munch munch!!

Sakkun was eating the hamburg I had made. He looked so happy eating it. He was even drooling everywhere! His eyes were completely glazed over! Seeing him enjoy the dish I made with such gusto really made all the effort worth doing! I’d say, my first attempt at making a normal dish was a huge success! 

Well, I’m starving too. Time to dig in~

I took a small bite of the hamburg steak. I said hamburg steak, but it only looked like a mysterious black lump, almost like charcoal.

Crunch crunch!

It tasted absolutely terrible…

“So yummy! Mama’s homemade hamburg steak is super yummy!! Yaaaayyy!”

However, Sakkun was eating this god-awful hamburg as if it was the best food he ever had. Could it be… His sense of taste had gone numb?!

“Umm… Sakkun…”

“What is it, Mama?”

“The hamburg steak… Does it really taste good?”

“Yeah! It’s super delicious! So yummy! I’ve never eaten anything this good in my whole life! I could totally eat this forever, Mama!”

“I-I see…”

Sakkun wouldn’t lie to Mommy. It seemed he wasn’t trying to save my feelings by telling me a white lie. Curious, I decided to have another bite of this god-awful hamburg. 

Crunch crunch!

Uuuugh…. The hamburg still tasted downright foul. Hmmm… Maybe it was a matter of personal preference? Maybe this hamburg didn’t suit my taste, but it happened to match Sakkun’s palate? Yes! That must be the reason why Sakkun found this hamburg to be delicious, but it tasted awful to me!

“Sakkun, you can have Mama’s share of the hamburg too!”

“Really!? Yay! I love Mama’s hamburger! Oh, but Mama, are you not hungry? You’ve only eaten a little bit of your hamburg.”

“Well, I still feel hungry but… It’s okay! I’m a Mama after all!

Grrrowl~

“Mama! I just heard an amazing sound coming from Mama’s belly!”

“No, no! That sound didn’t come from Mama’s belly!”

“Really?~ I guess I will have to check for a little bit~”

“Ah…! N-No, Sakkun!”

With a sly and slightly suggestive grin, Sakkun approached me and pushed me down. Then, to my surprise, Sakkun pressed his ear flat against my stomach.

“Hoooo… So this is the sound from Mama’s belly…!”

“Noo…! Sto-Stop it…! Please, Sakkun…!”

“Wow~ It’s really rumbling a lot.”

“N-No…! Don’t listen to the sounds from Mama’s belly!”

Grrrowl~

“Oooh! Mama! Your belly is growling again!”

“Ah… Sakkun is listening to the sound from Mama’s stomach directly… Uuuugh… It’s so embarrassing…”

“I knew it. Mama is really hungry, huh? I mean, look! Mama’s belly is making such a loud noise! Mama! You’re a liar!”

“No, that’s not it…! You’re wrong…!This… This is different!”

“What’s different, Mama? See? Your tummy is growling again. What’s wrong, Mama? You actually want to eat some more, right? Come on! Tell me, Mama!”

“Ugh…Nooo…! I don’t want Sakkun to listen to the sounds from Mama’s tummy…!”

I tried to move and get away from Sakkun, but he was holding onto me firmly. He was clinging to my waist and pressed his ears flat against my stomach. His grip was really hard, blocking all of my escape route.

“Don’t run away, Mama! Let me keep listening to the sound of your tummy!”

“No-No…!Please…! Stop listening to Mama’s tummy sounds… Sakkun, please… Let Mama go…!”

“Haa haa… It’s amazing, Mama…! So this is what it’s like to be inside you…!”

“Ahnn…! I-If you keep rubbing your face against me like that…!! I-I’m going to come again…!! No…! Noooo…!!”

“So you said, but you know~ This part of Mama is really honest! Huh? Look! The sound is coming again! Come on, Mama! No need to hold it in! I know you still want more…! Right? Right?~”

“Tha-That’s not true…!! I-I’m a Mama after all…! I-I’m a Mama…! S-So I…!! N-Nooo…!! I-I’m going to come again!!”

“Ah! Mama, your belly is making another big sound! Oh? Your tummy is twitching too!”

“Ah… Ah… Sakkun, you’re so mean..”

“Mama, you can’t hold it in anymore, right? Come on, Mama~ Just be honest with yourself~”

“N-No, that’s not true… Mama… Mama is…”

“I see… You’re still refusing to be honest with me, huh? In that case… There’s nothing I can do about it. I will just finish it on my own then~”

“Huh…? N-No…! No, Sakkun! You can’t! Don’t finish it on your own! Mama too! Mama also want to come together with Sakkun!”

“Nope~ Mama is not allowed to come with me if you’re still not being honest! I will just go ahead and finish it on my own! Mama, just sit there and be quiet, okay?~”

“No…! No…!! Sakkun! Are you really going to leave Mama and finish it on your own?! No! That’s noy okay! Let Mama come together with you! Sakkun! Please!”

“Not this time. Maybe next time?~ I will finish it together with Mama if Mama can be obedient~ Alright. I will go ahead and finish on my own now~”

“No…! I don’t want you to finish it alone! Sakkun! Wait! Sakkun…! Sakkun…!!”

I tried to stop Sakkun from finishing it on his own, but my body couldn’t move (because I was starving). Sakkun ended up finishing everything on his own, totally ignoring all of my pleas. 

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“Here, Seika-chan. I bought you some things that you should be able to eat.”

“I’m sorry… Even though I’m Sakkun’s Mama… I’m such a disappointment…”

Sakkun returned holding a plastic bag from the convenience store. He had bought me a bento set. The bento that he had bought from the convenience store was delicious. Definitely better than my charcoal hamburg.

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T/N: The-They’re talking about finishing the charcoal hamburg, right? Right…?