The Saint Wants to Be a Mama With a Hypnosis App - 23

Chapter 23: Cooking with Mama 3

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After we finished shopping, I went back to my hyom- No. I mean, I went back to my home together with Seika-chan. But still, to do something like that in public… Well, not that I hated it. To be honest, a part of me actually liked it, but still! It was embarrassing to do something like that in front of other people. She was being too bold. Maybe she became like that due to the suggestion effect of the hypnosis app? It was as if she had lost any brake over her emotions. She just kept acting impulsively, solely driven by her feelings alone. Well, kissing me at the supermarket was better than openly declaring, “I’m going to become Sakkun’s Mama!” That being said, there was no guarantee that she wouldn’t do anything extreme in the future. After all, her actions just kept getting more outrageous with each passing day.

I had thought of removing the suggestion that was already planted in her mind or just overwrote it with an even stronger suggestion. But well, I couldn’t bring myself to do it because the whole existence of the hypnosis app seemed really shady to me. There might be some negative effects or other mental abnormalities if I kept using the hypnosis app so freely like that. I had to avoid using the hypnosis app if I could. In fact, Seika-chan already stated a rather alarming comment. She said she couldn’t feel good without the hypnosis app. As for me… I still felt rather normal (I guess?). My mind was still sound, but I still couldn’t shake off the feeling that the suggestion that Seika-chan had planted on me was still lingering somewhere deep in my mind.

Sometimes I suddenly found myself losing control and ended up acting purely on my desires. In fact, when Seika-chan jumped on me and started kissing me, I actually started to feel good and ended up kissing her back too. Yes. Right in the snack aisle at the supermarket. By the time I came to my senses, it was already too late. The deed had been done. I had to be on the receiving end of piercing stares from other shoppers. It was incredibly embarrassing. By the way, Seika-chan didn’t seem to care. On the contrary, she looked a bit unsatisfied, like she still wanted to kiss me some more. Yeah. Seika-chan was still under the effect of the hypnosis app for sure. 

Feeling absolutely mortified, I quickly paid for our things and hurried out of the supermarket, practically running away from there.

“Seika-chan, let’s not kiss in public anymore.”

“Why? Sakkun, you don’t want to kiss Mama anymore?”

Seika-chan said with unshed tears welling up in her eyes. 

“No, no! I really want to kiss Mama! I want to kiss Mama lots and lots!”

“Then go ahead.”

“….What do you mean by go ahead?”

“Give Mama the proof of Sakkun’s sincerity! If Sakkun really wants to kiss Mama, then you need to show it! Prove it with your actions! Come on, come on! What’s wrong? Do you still want to kiss Mama?? Do you???”

“Alright. I get it. Get ready, Mama.”

And so, we ended up kissing like crazy in public again.

“Mmmha… Ahn…. Mmha… Mwah…. Haah… Kissing Sakkun… Feels so good… Mmmah…”

I devoured Mama’s lips greedily. Yes. This was normal. A perfectly normal proof of affections between a Mama and her son!

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“Well then, time to cook!”

My heart was fully satisfied, but my stomach was still hungry no matter how much we kissed. I guess we really had to start cooking now. I was getting really hungry now. 

“Should I help with anything?”

“No! Cooking is Mama’s duty! Sakkun, please just watch from over there!”

So, I ended up watching Mama cook. To be fair, I never really cooked. I doubt I could help anything anyway, so Just stayed quiet and avoided saying anything unnecessary no matter how dubious it looked. First, Seika-chan took out some meat. It was pork, though I couldn’t tell which part it was. At a single glance, it looked like the kind of pork you’d use for ginger pork. She placed the pork on the cutting board. Then Seika-chan froze.

“……”

“Seika-chan?”

“I want to mash up this meat, but… How?”

Off to a rough start, huh?

“Why not try mincing it with a knife?”

“You’re right…!”

Seika-chan grabbed the knife firmly, but even someone like me who had never cooked before could tell that she was holding it wrong. She was holding the knife like she wanted to stab someone with it. It was very dangerous.

Bang! Bang! Bang!

Seika-chan boldly slammed the knife into the pork. However, contrary to our expectations, the pork didn’t turn into minced meat. It was getting cut a bit, but the more she pounded it, the pork just became even thinner.

“This… This is harder than I thought…”

“Want me to do it?”

“It’s okay! Mama will do it! But it might take a little time, so Sakkun! Please go watch TV or something while you wait!”

“Really…? Are you sure you’re going to be okay?”

“I’m fine! Leave it to Mama!”

Seika-chan refused to budge. She insisted she could handle it herself just fine and so, I decided to leave the kitchen and let her do her thing.

…Several hours later…

“Sakkun! It’s finally done! This is Mama’s special hamburg steak!”

But what Seika-chan handed to me with a beaming smile on her face was… A “lump of charcoal” on a plate.

“W-Wow… I-I-it looks so-soooo delicious…!”

“I might have overcooked it a little and burnt it a bit, but I think it should still taste good!”

“By the way, did you taste it?”

“Nope! I wanted Sakkun to be the first person to try it!”

“I-I see…”

It was clear to see this wasn’t food. This was a disaster on a plate. I actually already had a hunch the food wouldn’t turn out great, but… I didn’t expect it would be this bad. I really wanted to just throw the plate and yelled,”How can anyone eat this crap!?” But Mama was smiling so brightly. There was no way I could possibly do that.

“Well then! Time to eat, Sakkun!”

“Y-Yeah… I’m starving…”

What should I do? Should I just eat this block of charcoal? But… It looks downright sinister… Is this thing even safe to eat? Will I die if I eat it? But there’s no way I can refuse eating a meal that Mama worked so hard to make…! What should I do? How can I survive through this ordeal…? Ah!? That’s right! There’s that!

“Seika-chan! I’m going to wash my hands before eating!”

“Ooh! As expected of Sakkun! Good boy! You remember that you need to wash your hands before eating!”

And so, I quickly moved to the kitchen and took out Seika-chan’s smartphone from my pocket.

Hypnosis app… Activate! Help me! Right now, you’re my only hope! I can’t let Mama’s smile falter! Please! Lend me your power, hypnosis app!

“Everything I eat from now on will taste delicious. Everything I eat from now on will taste delicious. Everything I eat from now on will taste delicious!!!”

I muttered the same words over and over again while staring at the smartphone screen. I was praying desperately for a miracle.

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T/N: I do have to say, I really respect the MC. Good job man! Can’t keep your girl sad!