The Old Man Is Being Shared by Three Gyarus?! ~An Ordinary Salaryman Is Adored by Energetic, Beautiful Gyarus, and His Daily Life With Gyarus Begins Now!~ - 155

Chapter 155: The Parent-Approved Shared Boyfriend

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“By not approving our relationship, you’re basically making an enemy of the Yotsuba Group, you know~?”

Risa-san, with a perfect bratty smug face, slowly pressed in on her older sister who was sitting on the sofa.

“Is that really okay~? Even if it means you’ll have to quit the ‘Yotsuba Production’ that takes such good care of you~?”

She was totally threatening her.

“Th-That’s unfair, Risa!! This and that are two different things!!”

She had a point.

“That’s not true~ After all, the head of the Yotsuba Group is Maria-chan’s grandfather~ And that person you’re always indebted to is on our side too~.”

“……Who do you mean by ‘that person’?”

“The manager, Machomi-chan~”

“Even Machomi-san!?”

……Wait, who the hell is Machomi?

She must have been someone very important, because the older sister bit her lip with a frustrated “kuh…….” sound. Then, her face clouded with regret, she clenched her teeth in a “gunununu!”  sound and glared at me. Until finally, she dropped her shoulders in defeat.

“……Fine. I’ll acknowledge your relationship.”

“As expected of you, Onee-chan!! You get it~!!”

Overjoyed, Risa-san threw herself into her sister’s arms.

“Geez, you’re such an easy girl. You were just threatening me a second ago.”

“I wasn’t threatening you. If everyone can be happy, then that’s what matters most. Onee-chan can keep being a model like always and we can all date together! It’s a true win-win relationship!”

“Honestly, you’re always like this.”

Shiori-san sighed with exasperated affection, gently scrunching her little sister’s nose.

Ahh, what a beautiful sisterly bond~♡

“Oh, I know! While we’re at it, should we also cure Onee-chan’s dislike of men? With Onii-san’s help.”

“Eh? Me?”

“Whoa, that’s a great idea! Solving his girlfriend’s family problems is part of a boyfriend’s duty, after all! Do your best, future big brother-in-law!”

Misaki-san patted me on the shoulder.

“Misaki, what are you saying! He’s my boyfriend, so to Onee-chan, he’s a future little brother-in-law!”

“Eh, no way! An old guy as a little brother? That’s like a running gag! Hilarious~!”

The two of them burst into laughter. Even if I wasn’t exactly an ‘old guy,’ I couldn’t say anything back because technically speaking, I would be her younger brother-in-law!!

“Wait a second!? Me, hating men!? Eh, what are you talking about!?”

Apparently caught completely off guard, Shiori-san’s eyes darted back and forth in a panic.

“Huh? Isn’t that right? Even though boys kept confessing to you, Onee-chan, you never dated anyone, so I thought maybe that’s why.”

“It’s not like I hate men!!”

Shiori-san denied it with all her might.

“Then, does that mean Risa’s Onee-san is a yuri?”

Ayane-san fired off a painfully direct question.

“N-No, I’m not!!”

Shiori-san, face blazing red, denied it with everything she had.

“Hey hey, Aa-chan, what’s ‘yuri’?”

“It means a girl likes other girls.”

“Hmm? Like me?”

“Nope. Maria likes Oji-san,s o you’re not one. You need to be a hardcore-girls-only type.”

“Oooh, hardcore yuri~”

“I told you, I’m not!!”

Shiori-san snapped back sharply.

“Then why don’t you have a boyfriend, Onee-chan!?”

“Please tell us your reasons!”

The gyaru reporter duo jabbed imaginary microphones at her.

“T-There isn’t really a special reason! It’s just, well……”

Looking awkward, she lowered her gaze, but still began to explain her views on romance.

“I’m not good with flashy, pushy guys…… But those are the only ones who ever confessed to me…… I tried going on a few dates, but we never clicked…… I always had to walk on eggshells around them, and it was never fun…… So I just never dated anyone……”

“Then, was there never anyone you wanted to confess to yourself?”

“Of course there was. But we were in completely different groups, so I couldn’t even tell my friends about it…… In the end, I never confessed, not even once……”

“And that’s how you ended up like this, huh.”

“Yes……”

“Ehh! That’s such a waste! Who cares about groups!”

“That’s not true. Even if she doesn’t look like it, Onee-chan’s heart is delicate like tofu. She’d never do anything to disrupt her group harmony.”

“Well, I guess that can’t be helped then.”

Girl groups sound like a pain.

“In that case, we’ll just have to cheer on Shiori-san’s love ourselves!”

“Yeah!”

“I-It’s fine! I’m really fine, okay!? I don’t even like anyone right now!”

“Ohh, I see.”

“What a shame.”

You two were totally hoping to stir things up, weren’t you?

“By the way, what kind of person was the one you wanted to confess to?”

“Let’s see…… Someone not particularly flashy-looking, but considerate and kind, someone I could talk to freely about anything, and someone I could just be myself around.”

“Not particularly flashy-looking……?”

“Someone you can talk to freely about anything……? That’s……”

Misaki-san and Risa-san both stared at me with serious expressions. 

Eh? What?

Then suddenly, they both burst out laughing.

“That’s the complete opposite of Ossan!”

“Right!? Thank goodness Onee-chan’s type is the total opposite of Onii-san~.”

“If Shiori-san became a love rival, there’s no way we’d win.”

“Exactly.”

“U-Um…… Opposite, huh……?”

Shiori-san tilted her head slightly while looking at my face.

“It’s the opposite~ Because Onii-san is a total ikemen!”

“Eh?! I-ikemen……!?”

Her face froze in shock.

“Yeah! If Shiori-san actually liked ikemen, she’d totally be head over heels by now. Ossan is ridiculously handsome!”

“R-Ridiculously handsome!? This guy!?”

Right. Sorry for existing like this.

While the inseparable duo beamed happily at each other with a “Right?~♡” look, Shiori-san muttered in disbelief, as though she was witnessing something incredulous.

“……They say ‘love is blind,’ but I guess it really is true.”

Yeah, I have to agree with her on that one.

“Um, Risa’s Onee-san? You mustn’t fall for Oji-san, okay?”

At some point, Ayane-san had stepped up beside Shiori-san, looming over her with her proud bust to intimidate her.

“O-Of course not! There’s no way I’d fall for such a lecherous man!”

“Good. I doubt even Oji-san could handle six women at once if we include you..”

Wait, isn’t it supposed to be four? Who are the other two??

“Rest assured. Even though I just said I’d approve of your relationship, I absolutely do not approve of this man himself!”

Not sure how that’s different though…

“There is no way I’d ever fall for a pervert like you!! Hmph!!”

Her tsundere template move marked the end of our greetings at the Amamiya household… Was the meeting a success…? Well, maybe?

Afterward, when Shiori-san’s stomach growled loudly, making everyone laugh, I whipped up some quick pasta with whatever ingredients were on hand to serve as dinner for her and the gyarus.

“I-It’s actually pretty good……”

Receiving words of praise from the older sister boosted my stock just a little, from panty-loving perverted salaryman to… Well, slightly less pathetic, as I left the Amamiya house behind.

Thus, the two-day-long “Gyaru Home Visit” came to an end. Looking back, it seemed like I had rather smoothly gotten permission to date all four of them. This was all thanks to their careful groundwork, no doubt. I really couldn’t hold a candle to them.

With everyone’s support, I had finally become the “parent-approved shared boyfriend.” It was another step forward toward our four-person shared marriage!

And tomorrow, I would finally take my relationship with Maria-san one step further too…… Gufufu.

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