The Old Man Is Being Shared by Three Gyarus?! ~An Ordinary Salaryman Is Adored by Energetic, Beautiful Gyarus, and His Daily Life With Gyarus Begins Now!~ - 147-148

Chapter 147: A Rich Person’s Gift Is on Another Level

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“Oh, right. Hey, Ossan, can you bring that out?”

“What do you mean by ‘that’?”

“You know, the… The ‘present’ from Mune-mune~♡”

“Huh! There’s a present!?”

The little sister Mikuri-chan jumped up with excitement.

“Ah, no. It’s just a little souvenir, that’s all.”

Even though it totally went way beyond the level of a casual gift. I took the paper bag I had received from Kaede-san, pulled out a dictionary-sized, sleek black box from inside, and handed it to Misaki-san’s mother.

“It’s a token of goodwill from President Yotsuba. It’s just a modest gift, but he wanted to offer it as ‘a gesture of goodwill.’”

“Oh my. There was really no need to go to such trouble.”

“I can’t wait to see what kind of treat a rich person brings!”

“Now, dear, that’s quite rude, don’t you think?”

“Puhuhu~ It’s a beauty device from Yotsuba Beauty~!”

“…Huh?”

“…A beauty device?”

“Seventy thousand.”

“Wha—seventy THOUSAND!?”

“Seventy thousand yen!?”

“Wow!!”

Both Father and Mother’s eyes widened, while Mikuri-chan’s sparkled with delight.

“Oh, and there’s one for Mikuri-chan too.”

“Eh!? For me too!?”

“Yes. …Though since it’s a bit early for a beauty device at your age, it’s a facial steamer instead.”

“That one is forty thousand.”

“Forty thousand!?”

“Forty thousand yen!?”

“Kyaaaaaaaa!!”

Mikuri-chan let out a cheer and bounced up and down on the spot.

“Th-there’s no way we can accept something so expensive…!”

“There’s no need to hold back, you know~? Mune-mune said, ‘Just let me know what you think after trying it out, and that’ll be enough.’ Also, there’s this too~”

With a giggle, Misaki-san pulled out an envelope from the paper bag. It had a luxurious look to it, with gold embossing.

“…Wh-what is it this time?”

“Tickets to a high-end beauty salon~ For two people~”

“A beauty salon!?”

“Amazing!! I got one too!!”

I quickly added some context for Misaki-san’s mother’s sake.

“It’s a premium pass to the beauty salon operated by Yotsuba Beauty. In addition to overall body care… It may even help with bust enhancement!”

“Bust enhancement…!!”

At that moment, Mother’s eyes flew wide open and she let out an uncontrollable cry of joy.

“FoooOOOOOOH!!”

The image I had when we first met—of a “graceful and modest mother”—was completely obliterated.

“Looks like both of them are super happy~”

Seeing the delighted faces of both her mother and little sister, Misaki-san beamed with satisfaction.

“There are many other perks available through share marriage too~”

“Perks!!”

“You get unlimited stays at the luxury hotels operated by Yotsuba Resort!”

“Unlimited stays!!”

Okay, no way that’s real.

“We’re planning a resort wedding in Hawaii, on a tropical island! Let’s all go to Hawaii together!”

“Hawaii!!”

No, wait?! This is news to me!?

“Packed with luxurious benefits! Please support this share marriage full of happiness that everyone can enjoy!”

Misaki-san finished her pitch with a radiant smile.

“—Wait, what about meeeeee!?”

Father, who had been completely left out of everything, shouted from the sidelines, but his heartfelt interjection was thoroughly ignored.

“Now then, I understand that cohabiting with five people—this ‘share marriage’—is a realistic proposal. Since we’ve heard everyone’s opinions, I’d like to proceed to the final decision, as per the Tsukishiro family tradition—by majority vote.”

Upon Misaki-san’s mother’s declaration as spokesperson, the sisters immediately straightened up.

“Whoa, hey! I’m not done talking yet!!”

Even though Father raised an objection, the chair pressed forward with the vote.

“All those in favor of today’s proposal—‘dating with a share marriage as a premise’—please raise your hand.”

“I’m in~!”

“Of course I agree!!”

Three hands went up—excluding Father’s.

“With the majority in favor, we, the Tsukishiro family, hereby approve the relationship between Misaki and Nagumo-san.”

“Yaaay!”

“Congrats, Onee-chan! You’ve landed yourself a rich husband!!”

As the little sister leapt onto her older sister to celebrate, Father stood frozen, mouth agape. He looked utterly defeated.

“Gah—!?”

I felt kind of bad for Father. I should definitely make it up to him someday.

“Hey, Oji-san?”

Just as I was silently pressing my hands together in apology, a voice called out from behind me. When I turned around, Ayane-san—who had been in the living room earlier—was suddenly right there. She was glaring at me with her narrow eyes for some reason. 

“You did something with Misaki Mama, didn’t you?”

“Hyoh—!?”

“That reaction… You definitely did something, didn’t you?”

This is bad. This is really bad.

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Chapter 148: Misaki: The Engagement Ceremony’s Done!

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“Hey, Oji-san?”

When I turned to the voice behind me, I saw that Ayane-san, who had been in the living room just a moment ago, had somehow snuck up right behind me. She was glaring with an unusually accusing look in her eyes.

“Something happened between you and Misaki Mama, didn’t it?”

“Hyoh—!?”

“Ah. You just flinched.”

“I-I did not, okay~?”

“Then why are you looking away?”

Ayane-san’s interrogation wouldn’t stop… But I couldn’t break the “Padded Bra Oath” I had made with Misaki-san’s mother.

Wh-wh-what should I dooooo—

“N-Nagumo-saaaan!? H-how about we have lunch now—!?”

Sensing the mood, Misaki-san’s mother swiftly came to my rescue.

“Y-yes, let’s!!”

I hurriedly answered. 

Nice save! Mother!

“Ah! Hey hey! Before that, I wanna take a group photo! It’s to celebrate everyone accepting the share-girlfriend relationship!”

“Ah, that’s a great idea!”

“Since it’s a special occasion, let’s take it in the garden!”

“…How suspicious.”

Taking Ayane-san’s hand, who was still giving me a skeptical look about my relationship with Misaki-san’s mother, we all moved out to the garden.

“What if Misaki and Onii-san stand in the middle, and the rest of us form a circle around them?”

“Oooh~ ♡ I like that~ ♡”

“Well, today’s your day, right? You two are the stars!”

“Then I won’t hold back~ ♡”

The result… I found myself in a “super” harem situation, surrounded by six beautiful women: four gorgeous gyarus and a stunning mother-daughter duo. 

Oh no♡ They smell so goooood~♡

“Hey!? Why the heck am I the cameraman!? I wanna be in the picture with everyone toooo!!”

The sharp-faced Yakuza Boss, excluded from the group, started stomping the ground in frustration… It was hard to watch, really.

“…Um? W-would you like me to take over?”

“Oh. Yeah, switch with me, you Four Timing man.”

“What’re you saying!? It’d be pointless without Ossan in it!! Actually, a traitor like you doesn’t need to be in the photo anyway!!”

“T-Traitor…!?”

Branded the villain by his own daughter, Father clenched his teeth with a “Gunununu!!” and glared at me with murderous eyes.

Will we be able to get along with him as my in-laws…?

Reluctantly, Father pointed the phone’s camera at us but then suddenly grinned, as if a brilliant idea struck him.

“Alright, here we go. Say chee—…”

At that moment—

Father swiftly changed his posture. He switched to selfie mode, shoved his face into the frame, and tapped the screen.

“…—rs!”

“Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!”

Misaki-san exploded in rage at her father’s selfish stunt.

“Ooh, it came out greaaat~ Look, look! It’s a perfect group photo of everyone who’s gonna be family from now on—”

“What the hell are you doing!? GONZABUROOOOOOU!!!”

As he proudly flaunted the photo featuring his face blown up across the whole screen, Misaki-san’s rage-filled fist crashed down on Father’s skull. After angering his daughter, Father was shoved neck-down into the hole he probably dug earlier to bury me…

“I WON’T DO IT AGAIN, PLEASE FORGIVE MEEEEE”

“I ain’t forgiving you!!! EVER!!”

He was forced to sit in shame. His public punishment lasted for an hour.

Ah. So this is what they mean by “digging your own grave.”

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After 5 p.m.

“Thank you for today. Your home was so comfortable, I ended up staying longer than I meant to.”

“That’s such a lovely thing to hear. Please feel free to come by any time.”

“Don’t come back again.”

“Dear?”

Swish!

Mother’s sharp knife-hand struck Father in the neck. His sturdy body dropped with a thud at the entrance.

“I’m terribly sorry you had to see something so disgraceful until the very end. Ohohoho~”

“N-no… Ahahaha…”

I couldn’t laugh. It felt like I was looking at my own future.

“Well then, if you’ll excuse me.”

After thanking Mother once more, I left the Tsukishiro household. Along with Ayane-san, Risa-san, and Maria-san, Misaki-san and her little sister Mikuri-chan came to see us off, and we all walked to the coin-operated parking lot.

“Maybe I’ll date Yuuki-san too~ ♡”

On the way, Mikuri-chan gave me a light hug. Sorry, but it was impossible for me to see a middle schooler as a romantic prospect.

“Geez~ ♡ I’m just kidding~ ♡ But please text me, okay? Preferably in a lovey-dovey tone.”

Why lovey-dovey…?

By the way, her way of addressing me had changed from “Yuuki-oniisan” to “Yuuki-san,” apparently because of a complaint from Risa-san.

“Calling him ‘Onii-san’ is a privilege reserved only for me—his girlfriend and little sister!”

She had declared. So we now had the weird paradox of the actual girlfriend not using a romantic nickname.

“Congrats on becoming the officially approved boyfriend~ ♡ Mwah~ ♡”

Misaki-san gave me a light kiss through the driver’s side window.

“I’ll tell Jurina and the others that we’ve already done the formal engagement!”

“Please don’t.”

And with that, I and the three gyaru girls boarded the pink gyaru-mobile and headed home, as the beautiful sisters cheerfully waved us off.

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