The Old Man Is Being Shared by Three Gyarus?! ~An Ordinary Salaryman Is Adored by Energetic, Beautiful Gyarus, and His Daily Life With Gyarus Begins Now!~ - 102-103

Chapter 102: Super Handsome, Super Cool Boyfriend

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Misaki-san, dressed in a succubus costume, ran toward me excitedly after finishing her service with a group of women.

“Fufu~ Don’t run. It’s dangerous—”

“Ossan! Kiiiiiiiiissss~♡”

“Huh?”

She puckered her lips as much as possible and tried to leap into my arms, forcing me to catch her in panic.

“Geez~♡ You don’t have to be so shy~♡”

“Look around you.”

“Oh?”

“””OOOOHHH—!!”””

A cheer erupted from the line of people waiting outside the classroom at the appearance of a white gyaru wearing a devilish mini dress, similar in style to Risa-san’s but in a different size.

“Do you understand now? We can’t be all lovey-dovey in front of this many people.”

“Aah.”

It seemed like she got the message. Misaki-san’s “love-love mode” was really something else indeed.

“Geez~♡ So, what, you wanna be lovey-dovey in a place where no one’s around? Ossan, you’re as pervy as ever!”

“Huh?”

“Oh well~♡ Guess I’ve got no choice! For you, Ossan, I’ll take you to a ‘secret place’ later♡”

“A secret place?”

Wait a second, how did this turn into me being the one who wants to flirt? Well, I do want to… Just a little bit though.

“Okay then, wait for me a bit, Ossan! I’ll work hard until break time!”

“Ah, sure. I’ll be cheering you on from here.”

Like a storm, Misaki-san appeared and disappeared just as quickly. My girlfriend was as energetic as ever. The guys in the waiting line were murmuring among themselves after watching our exchange, but I had already decided not to pay them any mind. We were just talking normally.

But let me say one thing… I am not “the dull older relative” or anything like that, okay?

“Amamiya-san, you should go take a break with Misaki-san as well.” 

Takagami-san said to Risa-san.

“Huh? Is that okay? I already stepped out for a bit to rescue Onii-san though?”

“It’s fine. The situation was beyond your control. Given the circumstances, the class will understand if they know it was because of the Student Council President.”

She actually said it. That slicked-back blond guy must be infamous in this school… In a bad way, of course.

“Well then, I’ll take you up on that offer~”

Tug tug.

Maria-san tugged at Takagami-san’s sleeve.

“Hey, Saa-chan? Can I go on break too? I don’t think I can work like this.”

Clink clink.

Maria-san lifted her left hand, still cuffed to mine. She was trying to prove her point to Takagami-san.

“I’m not saying I’m hungry, okay? It’s definitely not because I’m hungry, okay?”

Ah, she’s totally just hungry.

“Hmm…”

Takagami-san thought for a moment before pulling out a sheet of paper from her bag and quickly wrote something on it.

“There, all set.”

She then stuck the paper onto Maria-san’s back.

“Maria-san, I’m entrusting you with the role of ‘Promotion Captain.’ Please walk around the school with Nagumo-san and promote the café after Amamiya-san and the others are finished with their break.”

“Got it. I’ll do my best as the Promotion Captain.”

On the back of her cropped police shirt, the paper read: “Halloween Cosplay Café— in the Multipurpose Room on the 2nd Floor ❤”

For an impromptu plan, it was an excellent choice of personnel.

“Nagumo-san, you’ll be taking care of Maria-san… Ahem, I mean, you’ll be supporting her in her duty. Would that be alright?”

“Yeah, sure.”

I was planning to wander around until Ayane-san arrived anyway, so I didn’t mind. Not like I could leave this girl’s side right now, either. Just as the conversation seemed to settle down, hurried footsteps echoed from inside the room.

“Hey, Ossan!”

It was Misaki-san.

“Is something wrong?”

“You’re gonna eat some omelet rice, right? White sauce or red sauce, which one do you want?”

So that was why she rushed back—just to ask about the sauce.

“Uh, I’ll go with red.”

“Got it! Just wait a little longer! I’m gonna make the cutest, most adorable omelet rice ever for my super handsome boyfriend!”

“Ah! That’s not fair, Misaki! I wanna make a heart-shaped omelet rice for my super cool boyfriend too!”

…What?

Their blatant favoritism left me with a stiff smile as the lively succubus sisters cheerfully ran back inside the classroom.

“…”

“Pff—pffhahaha…!”

Takagami-san covered her mouth with her palm, desperately trying to hold back her laughter to no avail. 

Damn it…

“Well then, I’ll take my leave. Nagumo-san, please take good care of Yotsuba-san.”

As she turned to leave, I called out to her back.

“Ah, Takagami-san! Please help us look for the key to these handcuffs—wWit, she’s gone already…!”

I’m not gonna be stuck like this all day, right…?

“What’s wrong?”

Maria-san, noticing me staring at the handcuffs on my right hand, tilted her head to the side curiously.

“Oh, no, it’s nothing. For now, let’s at least do some light advertising until Misaki-san and the others return. We were assigned as the promotional team, after all.”

“Okay.”

Together with the police officer in mini-skirt ‘Promotional Captain,’ I stood outside the café and started greeting customers.

“We-Welcome…”

“Whoa, even the homeroom teacher is serving customers in this class. That’s crazy.”

“Aha…”

Oi! Just so you know, I’m the super handsome and super cool boyfriend of these two gyarus, okay?!

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Chapter 103: Ossan Got Transported to Another World?!

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“Crap! Ossan got caught by the Sexy Police!”

We were walking toward the special building, led by the succubus sisters who had prepared four servings of omurice for us. Misaki-san burst into laughter upon noticing that Maria-san and I were handcuffed together.

“Pervy Face, caught.”

“Ossan got called ‘pervy face’ by Maria! Hilarious!”

“…”

I was truly relieved that no one else was around. By the way, my omurice had turned completely red due to the two of them getting carried away with their ketchup drawings. Just from a glance alone I could tell my fried rice would taste like nothing but ketchup. 

“Alright, here we are!”

After walking for a bit, we arrived at our destination. The room plate read “Audio-Visual Room.” Misaki-san threw open the door energetically and entered the room with Risa-san.

“Oh, so you use this place as a break room?”

“It’s not a break room.”

“Huh? It’s not…? Wait, whoa—!”

As I entered the room while chatting with Maria-san, I finally noticed that there were already people inside. I had completely let my guard down, so I was caught off guard.

“Misaki, we agreed you’d knock before opening the door, remember?”

“Oops, I forgot!”

Oh, crap.

Inside the room were three “beautiful succubus”—no, that wasn’t quite right. Three girls in little devil outfits were lounging in chairs. I recognized their faces. I had seen them many times in photos. They were Misaki-san, Risa-san, and Maria-san’s friends—in short, they were gyarus. And all three of them looked much cuter in person than in the pictures.

One of them, an ultra-sexy gyaru that was brimming with mature charm, pouted her plump lips.

“‘Oops, I forgot’ isn’t gonna cut it. What if someone had been in the middle of changing their clothes?”

“I said I’m sorry!”

“Huh? Changing?”

As I stood frozen just inside the room, struggling to process the situation, Maria-san explained.

“This is the room our class uses as a ‘girls’ changing room.'”

With that, Maria-san closed the door.

“Huh? The changing room?”

Isn’t it really bad for me to be here…?

“Hey, hey, is that the rumored adult boyfriend?”

“Yup. My and Risa’s husband.”

As I worried about my situation, another sexy gyaru beckoned me over invitingly.

“Boyfriend-san? Come over here~ Let’s have a nice chat together~”

“Oh, well then…”

Following their lead, I sat down between the two sexy gyarus, bringing Maria-san with me. And then I noticed something.

“Huh?”

There were five mini-skirted succubus of completely different types in front of me, and I was surrounded by them all.

“Ah, so this is it.”

This must be the so-called ‘transported to another world’….

“Boyfriend-san? Is this your first time here (in the girls’ changing room)?”

The sultry succubus teased as she tickled my chin seductively.

“Yeah.”

Well, since I had already wandered in, there was no helping it. I didn’t even know how to get back, so for now, I might as well relax and recover from my journey to another world.

“Yes, it’s my first time (in another world)!”

“Nfufu~♡ Boyfriend-san, you’re so cute~♡ Just take it easy and relax, okay~?♡”

“Oh, well then, I’ll take you up on that off—”

THWACK!

A sharp pain shot through my skull. When I looked up, the terrifying “oni sisters” were glaring down at me.

“Reflect on your actions.”

“Ah, yes…”

Thus, I was quickly dragged back to reality and obediently sat in seiza on the cold floor.

“Fried Rice Guy is so funny.”

“No, I wasn’t trying to be funny.”

I immediately retorted to Maria-san’s nonchalant remark and the classroom was filled with laughter.

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