The Old Man Is Being Shared by Three Gyarus?! ~An Ordinary Salaryman Is Adored by Energetic, Beautiful Gyarus, and His Daily Life With Gyarus Begins Now!~ - 1

Chapter 1: The Old Man Meets a Gyaru with a Boyfriend

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“Yuuki-kun, you know… Your face is pretty average, but when you take your clothes off… You’re so amazing~♡”

Those were the sweet words whispered to me in bed by a senior in my university, but we broke up after I got a job. I haven’t had a girlfriend ever since then. I worked diligently every day, repeating the cycle of commuting between the office and home, and before I knew it, six years had passed. I would be turning 28 soon. 

I should probably start looking for a girlfriend soon, but I don’t have any chance to meet someone new… I’m not sure about using those dating apps either… Well, I guess I’ll think about it after I turn 28. 

In the end, I ended up procrastinating like usual. I was heading home on a Friday evening on the 12th July. After finishing work just like usual, I arrived at the nearest station at the usual time. I was heading to the nearby supermarket like usual when…

“Umm, excuse me.”

Of all things that could happen, I called out to the high school girl in a short-sleeve school shirt who was walking ahead of me. 

“…”

It was the evening rush hour in front of the station. The high school girl strode forward with big steps. Her mini skirt was swaying lightly and she showed no signs of noticing me. She was probably about 20 centimeters shorter than mine, just under 160cm. She had a slender figure. Her head was small but she had long legs. Her hair was medium length and it was blonde with a hint of pink highlights. Her great figure and hair color made her stand out, even in the bustling streets. 

“Excuse me…”

“Hmph.”

Not to mention, she looked like she had a strong heart. As you might have already realized, she was the so-called “gyaru” and not just any gyaru, she was a full-on white gyaru. Having lived 27 years of my life without ever interacting with such an unfamiliar specimen, I couldn’t help but wonder if I could actually communicate with her. I felt a bit anxious, but I decided to try speaking to her again.

“Um, excuse me.”

“Hmph.”

Once again, she ignored me. Undeterred, I tried calling out to her again.

“Excuse me…”

“Aaah~ I’m in a hurry, okay?”

Though I finally got a response, the gyaru quickened her pace.

“Ah! Wait!”

I tried to keep up with her pace so I wouldn’t get left behind. Meanwhile, a pink smartphone was clutched firmly in my hand. 

Maybe she thinks I’m trying to flirt with her? No, that’s not it though? I’m just trying to return a lost item to its owner. But, honestly… I never expected it to be this difficult…

The whole thing started about a minute ago.

I was walking down the sidewalk, on my way to the supermarket, when I saw a smartphone slip out of the pocket of the skirt of the high school girl walking ahead of me. She didn’t seem to notice it, so I immediately picked up the phone and tried to call out to her, but for some reason, she refused to turn around. 

And so began a game of chase between me and the gyaru.

“Excuse me-“

Which brought us back to this point. Of course, I didn’t know her name. I didn’t even know what she looked like since I hadn’t seen her face yet. 

“Please wait a minute.”

“No.”

No?!

“Geez, I already have a boyfriend and we’re super in love with each other. I’m not interested in some old man.”

Ah, she definitely thinks I’m trying to hit on her. But still, ‘some old man’? That’s a bit too harsh…

I didn’t want to say it myself, but I believed I was pretty decent. Sure, I wasn’t handsome, but my face looked harmless and inoffensive, enough for most girls to accept me for my looks. Hence why her comment really hit me in the heart. I was a bit shocked to say the least. I guess to a 17 or 18 year old high school girl like her, a late 20s salaryman might look like an ‘old man,’ but at least call me ‘big brother’ or something… 

“No, I’m not trying to hit on you though.”

“Are you trying to ask me to become your sugar baby or something?! I’m not doing any of that!! I mean, sure, I may look flashy, but I’m totally pure on the inside! I’m totally smitten with my boyfriend, okay?!”

“Wait!”

You’re being too loud! There are a lot of people around, so don’t talk so loudly!

Unable to hold back, I stepped in front of the girl and blocked her path.

“Wait!”

“Old Man, you’re so persistent!”

“I just wanted to give this to you! This is yours, right?!”

I showed her the pink smartphone with a leather hand strap.

“Ah! That’s mine!”

The girl snatched the phone from my hand and immediately started checking the screen.

This girl…

“I guess your phone slipped out of your pocket when you were trying to put it in. You should be more careful next time.”

So I said, but she wasn’t even listening. Good grief. 

“Anyway, I’ve returned your lost item, so I will take my leave now.”

After I said that, I turned back and walked the path I came from. Meanwhile, the girl was still fiddling with her smartphone, looking panicked for some reason. I wasn’t in a rush, but the attention from passersby made me walk faster out of instinct. 

But still, she was really cute. She was an incredibly beautiful girl. Her face was so gorgeous it made me nervous. She smelled amazing too. This was probably the first and last time I got to have an opportunity to talk face-to-face with a hardcore gyaru like her. Well, though I wasn’t really sure I could count what just happened to us as a ‘conversation’…

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!”

But then, a woman’s scream echoed through the evening station square.

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