(Chastity Reversed) The Legitimate Wife War: How I, a Harem-Hater, Ended Up Creating an Ultra-Eccentric Harem with a Villainess, a Sadistic Beauty Teacher, a Scheming Classmate... etc. - Chapter 160.1: Stiff Body and Stiff Heart

“Kyoya, despite being young, your body is surprisingly stiff, isn’t it?”

“I-Is that so?”

“It’s rock hard, honestly. I wonder what kind of hardships you went through to end up like this.”

Ayaka checked by palpating my whole body.

“M-Maybe from getting dragged into various women troubles?”

Since Grandpa died, I’ve been constantly on the move. Thinking about it now, I hadn’t really paid proper attention to my own body.

“I-Is it that bad?”

“To put it mildly, you have the stiff shoulders of a middle manager in his 40s.”

“Seriously…”

Ayaka kneaded my shoulders squish squish. Perhaps to apply force, she pressed down using her body weight.

At the same time the stiffness in my shoulders was being loosened, the stiffness in the front was growing larger.

It was all because Ayaka’s pleasant scent was tickling my nostrils, making my feelings run high. That’s what was bad.

Is she doing this on purpose? Or is it just how things turned out?

When I stole a glance at her, Ayaka was enjoying watching me in that state.

She’s definitely doing this on purpose.

“Fufu.”

She must have realized my state, but Ayaka just wore a smile and continued the body massage.

She spent several tens of minutes carefully working on my whole body, loosening the stiffness.

…Well, the stiffness in the front was only increasing, though.

I haven’t been able to release the tension for the past two weeks, so it wouldn’t be strange if I exploded, you know?

Ayaka-san’s scent was fanning my emotions even more.

“…Regarding the matter of Kyoya’s number of words decreasing. I wonder what happened~?”

She was fanning me with her mouth too, while she was at it.

She’s definitely having fun doing this.

Somehow trying not to be conscious of her as a woman, I continued the conversation to distract myself.

“Where did you learn massage? I feel like the stiffness is really being loosened.”

“This much is natural for a school nurse, you know~?”

Ayaka puffed out her chest as if to say it was only to be expected.

“Isn’t the term ‘school nurse’ too convenient?”

But I feel like there are certainly similarities.

“I haven’t taken any qualifications or anything, though~ …Also, if there is a tiiiny bit of a connection, maybe it’s that based on the human anatomy I learned at the NAZ Organization, I grasp how the physical structure works, so I can press the precise spots?”

“No, isn’t that it?”

Rather than being a school nurse, isn’t the basic knowledge from the NAZ Organization doing the heavy lifting?

Isn’t the school nurse part just a bonus?

“No, the basis is being a school nurse, you know?”

Ayaka boldly proclaimed such a thing.

Where does that confidence come from?

“S-Specifically, which part?”

“The compassionate heart that wants to heal people.”

“That means all the technique is from the NAZ Organization…”

“Oh my, your arms and legs are considerably stiff too, aren’t they~”

Ah, she ignored the inconvenient part.

Wait…

“Ouch ouch ouch!!”

Stop with the foot pressure points, it really hurts.

Even though she was smiling, the force pressing on the pressure points was getting stronger and stronger.

What is this, are you a sadist? You’re a sadist, right? Is that why Rio-san became a masochist?

She continued smiling without reacting to my giving up at all.

“This is the pressure point for the liver… Kyoya, aren’t you drinking too much~?”

“Stop it! I’m a minor, so I only drink energy drinks!”

“The fact that you have to be careful about drinking too much doesn’t change, you know…”

“There are times when you need wings.”

“For example~?”

“…Like when you have three fiancées and are super nervous?”

“That’s a very pinpoint one~”

Back then, I grew two wings.

The result was a total explosion, but if I had three, would it have gone better?

“It’s not a matter of the number of bottles, is it~”

After kneading my legs and arms, Ayaka finally lightly massaged my head.

“Wow, your head is rock hard too~? Kyoya thinks about a lot of things, so this stiffness makes sense, though.”

“Aaaahhh… I-I don’t intend to think thaaaaat much, though?”

I intend to be a relatively easygoing person.

“Hmm, this stiffness in your head says otherwise, though.”

“Aaah~… Ouch ouch ouch ouch.”

She’s gradually putting more force into it!!

My head, my head hurts too much!!

Why is Ayaka’s massage so painful?

“The power of love, maybe?”

“Don’t read people’s minds… Also, this is a technical thing, right? It’s definitely because you know the human body structure.”

“To a child who says unromantic things, take thiiis.”

“Adadadada?!”

She put even more force into it!

“Okay, finished! …Why don’t you go take a shower in the meantime? I’ll prepare the meal while you do.”

“That’s being waited on hand and foot… I’m happy, but I feel bad just having things done for me, so I’ll help too… if there’s anything I can help with.”

I remembered midway through saying it.

I don’t feel like I can be of much use in cooking.

In fact, I feel like I’ll only be a hindrance.

“Oh? Then I guess I’ll have you help me~?”

Unexpectedly, Ayaka’s reaction was positive.

“Eh, seriously?”