The Kansai Villain’s Rebirth: I Accidentally Ended Up With a Harem. - Chapter 127: A Kansai Native Reunites With The Hilarious Couple.

A Kansai Native Reunites With The Hilarious Couple.

I was practically skipping as I headed to Rinko’s house today, my heart pounding with excitement. A garter belt—the number one thing I’d wanted a girlfriend to wear even in my previous life. And now Rinko was going to wear one for me. We were going to pick it out together.

Sure, we could’ve ordered online, but I couldn’t stand the thought of settling for something that might not fit perfectly or match what I’d imagined. No compromises allowed. So even though it meant going a bit out of our way, I’d thoroughly researched a proper lingerie boutique—and yeah, I was mortified, but I’d go anyway.

Choosing the perfect lingerie and garter belt with Rinko… Was I turning into some creepy old perv? Nah, it’s fine. Totally fine.

She’d said to meet at the station, but after what happened with Harumiya getting attacked by those semi-criminal thugs, I wasn’t taking any chances—even in broad daylight. Those kinds of people didn’t care if it was day or night. So I went straight to her house and called for her.

“Dai-kun, sorry to keep you waiting… I-it’s cold!”

“!?”

I froze at the sight of her outfit. The number one thing I’d always dreamed of seeing her in… an off-shoulder pink sweater! Without a word, I whipped out my phone and snapped a photo of the unsuspecting Rinko.

“Wha—!? Why would you take a picture!?”

“Because off-shoulder Rinko is way too cute. That’s all.”

“C-cute!? I’m happy you think so, but don’t take photos!”

“Don’t worry. It’ll stay forever in my phone—private collection only.”

“Ugh! You’re the worst!!”

She scolded me, but I meant it—permanent archive. If I ever showed this to Shina or the others, they’d murder me, so it’s strictly for my personal enjoyment. Total perv move.

“Oh my! Daiki-kun~! Take good care of Rin-chan, okay~?”

“Kozue-san, leave it to me.”

“Tell me the planned return date~”

“Mom!!!”

As always, she had that airy, dreamy vibe—yet she dropped bombs like that without warning. Come to think of it… I’d heard Kozue-san was pretty aggressive with Katsuya-san back in the day… So in her mind, “going to boyfriend’s house” equals “doing that.” A firmly established equation.

“I’ll be back tomorrow evening!”

“Ufufu~ Have looots of fun~!”

Waved off by Kozue-san, we headed out. Rinko was wearing the pink off-shoulder knit under a grey cape coat—shoulders hidden, of course. It was cold; I didn’t want her catching a chill. A black mini-skirt and white tights completed the look… In the original story, she wasn’t exactly fashion-savvy, yet here she was, looking incredibly stylish.

“What is it, Dai-kun?”

“Just thinking how insanely stylish and cute you look.”

“…I secretly asked Mio about fashionable clothes and bought some… because when I go on dates with you… I wanted you to call me cute…”

I nearly coughed up blood from sheer adoration. The way she fidgeted, ending with that soft “…da mon”—it was lethally effective on me. I could die happy. No, wait—I can’t die. I want to live in this world.

“So that’s why. You’re so cute it’s dangerous. I’ve always dreamed of seeing you in off-shoulder stuff someday.”

“R-really…? I’m so happy… Our hearts really are connected… I’m so glad…!”

My girlfriend was just too precious. And then she linked arms with me.

“I was terrified you’d say it didn’t suit me… I’d probably be bedridden for three days.”

“I’d only say that if something was seriously wrong.”

In the original story, she wore off-shoulder when she fell to darkness too—ripped jeans, middle finger up… But I’d never have to see that again. This version—gentle yet boldly forward—was infinitely better. Seeing her smile so happily… it made me genuinely glad too.

“Still… researching a lingerie shop just for a garter belt… Dai-kun, did you really want to see me like that so badly?”

“Yeah. Desperately. I told you before—I want to see you in a garter belt.”

“…Pervert.”

She pressed even closer. I gently touched her hair—she was embarrassed. So adorable. We chatted idly as we boarded the train toward our destination.

Once I turn eighteen, I want to get my license and take her on driving dates. In my previous life, I was buried in work and always commuted by train, so I never bothered. Eating snacks with everyone, chatting on long drives… a hot spring trip might be nice too. Not for perverted reasons…? Just relaxing travel. I never really got to do that before.

***

We arrived at the station nearest the shop and stepped through the ticket gate.

“Oh? Well, well, well?”

A familiar woman approached with suspiciously sparkling eyes.

“Hey, hey! If it isn’t Tennouji-kun! What a coincidence! Today it’s not Akitani-kun, but the outstanding second-year honor student Fuyuki-kun! Popular guys have it rough, huh!”

“Huh? Daiki and Fuyuki? A date all the way out here?”

What are the odds…

“Eh? Tenma-kun and… Tamatsukuri-san…?”

“Precisely! I am Tamatsukuri Erika! I see—the third-year disgrace Tsuruhashi’s little sister was in second year. The princess nearly killed, and the prince who protected her… Dating was inevitable!”

“Yo, Daiki~ You on a date too? What’s the plan today?”

“Kentarou, total coincidence. We’re heading to a lingerie shop to pick out underwear for Rinko…”

“…”

“What!? You were the same with Akitani-kun, but you really are quite the lecher, Tennouji-kun. Still, that spirit of wholeheartedly molding your beloved to your tastes—something Kentarou-kun could learn from! Kentarou-kun, let’s go too. Dye me in your colors. And… tonight… ufufufufu!”

“A-again!? Erika, you definitely cleared the house on purpose!”

“How rude. The center exams are soon. I’m fully prepared, but I told them I needed a break and they went to a hot spring.”

“You absolutely cleared the house! Exams are close—are you gonna be okay!?”

“No problem. I maintain grades rivaling Fuyuki-kun’s. I’m not overconfident, but cramming too hard lately lowered my efficiency. Without my darling’s love, I can’t concentrate on studying anymore.”

“Didn’t you say you got plenty over winter break…?”

“Not enough! I’m chronically deficient in Kentarou-kun’s love! I need another injection before the center exams!”

“Stop! Don’t say stuff like that in public!”

“Then let’s grab a light bite at a café and talk. About the bond thicker than the earth’s mantle between Kentarou-kun and me. About love hotter than the sun!”

“Hey, Daiki and Fuyuki too!?”

“Kentarou-kun, I told you I want you to dye me too, remember? Would it be all right if we joined?”

They really were an endlessly entertaining couple. Kentarou must have his hands full. With the center exams next week… most examinees were probably cramming desperately right now…

“Rinko, what do you think?”

“Fine by me.”

“Wonderful. I always wear perfume on dates, but I’m running low—and this brand is only sold here. A hassle, but it’s my favorite, and Kentarou-kun says he likes it too.”

“…Perfume, huh. Daiki, I’d like to look at some too.”

“Sounds good. Then let’s all go together, Tamatsukuri-senpai. Kentarou, looking forward to it.”

“Daiki~! You’re a lifesaver! Keeping Erika in check alone is exhausting!”

I could practically see the exhaustion. Tamatsukuri-senpai probably ran wild all day. It stemmed from her overwhelmingly heavy love for Kentarou. He was deeply loved—and his broad-mindedness in accepting it all was impressive.

“Hm, I’m a bit peckish. We must have that katsusand from over there. Let’s go, everyone! Time is finite! Quick bite, then let my beloved darling dye me in his colors, Fuyuki-kun! And… fu… fufufufufu!!”

“Fuyuki, sorry… my girlfriend’s like that…”

“I’d heard she was quite the free spirit, so it’s fine. Nice to meet you, Tenma-kun.”

“Yeah… but seriously, she’s draining—brace yourself.”

“Come, follow me!”

“Erika! Keep your voice down…!”

And so Rinko and I ended up on a lively double date with this hilarious couple. It had been fun with Mio too, and today promised the same. Rinko… hope she can keep up.