The Guy Who Messed Up Is Gradually Doing His Best

I arrived right away, but for some reason, I was held up at the venue entrance for about ten minutes. Something about disguises… What are you guys talking about? Hurry up, don’t keep me waiting.

In the end, it was deemed unnecessary, and I was allowed in normally, but I soon understood the reason they had detained me.

“Pfft. What the heck, what the heck, are these guys men? They’re all pigs. At this rate, it’s a sure win for me.”

I guess they thought it would be a problem if I were the only one getting attention. The men sitting around the round table were nothing but plump pigs.

And they’re wearing matching sweats? Are these guys an otaku? Haha. There’s no one here in a suit. Whoa, I found someone even more amazing—aren’t those pajamas? And at least shave your beard. This is so hilarious.

“Sawakaze-sama, that’s not something you should say.”

“Hmph. I just spoke the truth. Well, it doesn’t matter, the women here will end up being captivated by me anyway.”

As usual, I quickly used my telekinesis to further enhance my charm. The sensation of the telekinesis flowing away. That should do it.

After that, guided by the attendant, I headed to my seat.

“Hey, hey, is that person Sawakaze Kazuya?”

“No way, he’s slimmer, so it’s not the same person. That guy has slightly chubby cheeks and a belly, and besides, he…”

“Oh, right. He’s in disguise, isn’t he?”

“Yeah. It seems that Gouda Taketo is also in disguise.”

“Maybe because it would cause a commotion.”

“Maybe.”

“Then, if someone who looks like Sawakaze-kun isn’t at this venue, should I try to go after him?”

“Yeah, I think I’ll ask him a question.”

I can’t hear the conversation from far away, but it seems like they’re paying a lot of attention. Well, it’s no wonder when they see a handsome guy like me.

“This is it.”

“Ah.”

The matchmaking party has already started, and it seems they are currently enjoying a Q&A format conversation.

What is that!?

I thought I was lucky. Actress Sakurai Sakura was there. Next to her was actress Aida Ai.

I have co-starred with them in a drama once. At that time, I invited them for tea, but they declined, saying they wanted to focus on their acting careers.

But right now, it’s an arranged marriage party. In other words, it means she’s satisfied with her acting career and wants to get married. This means she’s definitely going to be my wife.

“Sakura…”

“Your name is Sawakaze Kazuya-san, right?”

Tch, since men can’t move from their seats, I thought I’d call out from here, but before I knew it, a line of women had formed.

“That’s right. I’m Sawakaze Kazuya. What about it?”

“I knew it. Your tone was rough, and you weren’t the real Sawakaze-kun. What a shame.”

As soon as I said that, the woman immediately left her seat. I quickly understood it was because of the question-and-answer format, but…

Huh?

What was that woman saying earlier? Are her eyes rotten? If she was thinking that,

“Hello. You really look a lot like Sawakaze-sama. And your name is Sawakaze too. So, what is your real name?”

“Huh? It’s obviously Sawakaze.”

“Wow, that’s really your real name (Sawakaze), thank you.”

“Stop asking stupid questions.”

“Yes.”

The next woman also asked such a silly question and left her seat.

After that, there were many more of the same kind of silly questions, and just as I was getting fed up, I noticed actresses Sakurai Sakura and Aida Ai trying to leave their seats.

“Hey, wait!”

I shouted that and stood up. Then, as if the actresses Sakurai Sakura and Aida Ai had turned their faces towards me,

“”Eh?””

With a surprised look,

“It’s me, it’s me. Sawakaze Kazu… Wait, huh!? Why are you running away!”

Two people turn their backs and quickly run away.

“Hey, wait! Don’t run away! And you, pig, get out of the way!”

While chasing, I keep bumping into tables, staff, and pigs, and I can’t catch up with them.

“Ouch! What the hell are you doing? And who the hell is this pig? You’re no better!”

The pig stood up and glared at me after bumping into me, but it was shorter than me and not scary at all.

“Tch, what are you saying? You’re the pig here, you pig. Then, all the men here are pigs anyway, so hurry up and get out of the way, you pig!”

They originally were proud men. There isn’t a man among them who wouldn’t get angry if mocked.

Moreover, this was an unfamiliar matchmaking party venue. It was nothing but stress for the man, and since I had only endured it to participate, I exploded immediately.

The matchmaking venue was in chaos, and the matchmaking party was canceled.

Naturally, the men (including Sawakaze Kazuya) who caused the brawl at this venue will be subjected to a full cut of their male allowances for one year.

Although there were some fabricated reports in the news, such men received an offer for sperm donation from the government.

“That’s ridiculous.”

The period for the full cut of the male allowance is one year. It was completely irrelevant to me, as I earn my living as a netTuber.

I didn’t know that I had also earned the resentment of some men because of this…

Such men may lack power, but among them, there were women who were backing them up, relying on those allowances…