The Great Demon King Who Was Kidnapped After Jokingly Flirting - Didn't You Know? You Can't Escape from the Female Heroes - Chapter 6: Homecooking
Instead of escaping, I realize I’m free to move around within the mansion’s grounds as long as it’s to understand the situation.
The mansion is a spacious four-story building with a large garden and enough space for a vegetable garden. It’s more than enough for six people to live in.
With this much space, plotting something without being noticed might be possible, but the opponents are five heroes. If I do anything “suspicious” within these confines, there’s a high chance of being detected.
And above all…
“……”
I know she’s nearby.
She might think she’s completely invisible, always suppressing her breath and severing her presence, but I can sense Kirie hiding in the shadows, watching me.
Right now, she’s peering at me intently.
“Haa haa haa haa, Jar-kun♥”
No, she’s not holding her breath. She’s breathing heavily through her nose, excited. She’s staring at me, or she doesn’t care if I notice her.
Either way, I can’t do anything too strange.
“Ah, Jar-kun, perfect timing!”
“Ngh?”
At any rate, now that I’ve confirmed the general situation, I return to the mansion to find Divia in an apron running over and tugging on my hand.
“H-Hey…”
“Come to the kitchen! I’m preparing dinner, and I want you to taste it. Also, since you’re not human, I’d like to know what you can and cannot eat!”
The kitchen. It smells nice.
There was a spacious kitchen, soup that seemed simmering, and a cooking table lined with meat, fish, vegetables, and many other ingredients.
It’s enough for six people, so it’s a decent amount… No… Wait, that’s not it.
“You’re cooking?”
“Yeah. I like this kind of thing, so I made enough for everyone during the expedition~… Is it weird? I like cooking even though I’m a girl.”
“…Ah… No, that’s not it, but…”
That’s right. So that’s how the surface is now.
In the past, women usually cooked, but now, it’s common for men to handle cooking and household chores.
But…
“It’s fine. I can make my food…”
After all, it’s unthinkable for the Great Demon Lord to accept favors or meals from a hero.
Of course, there’s probably no poison, but that’s not the point…
“Eh, no way! I want to feed my homemade cooking to the person I like!”
Blushing like a simple girl… Yet, she’s a martial artist on the battlefield who can beat up, kick, and tear apart strong demons with her bare hands and feet.
“Ah, but… I think… I’d like to try your cooking…”
Does she not even worry about me poisoning the food?
No matter how many Jewels there are…
“Uhm, I’d also like to see Jar-kun cooking… In an apron… maybe even a naked apron… ‘The meal is ready. Would you like a bath? Or dinner? Or me?’ Kyaaaaa!”
“H-Hey, stop with the nosebleeds!”
“Hah, I-I’m sorry, Jar-kun. I was so excited that I tripped again.”
Why… Why did I lose to these people…? I truly regret it.
“So, is there anything you can’t eat?”
“…It’s no different from a human meal…”
“I see! Then, how about this soup…? Will you taste it?”
“…Hmm.”
She hands me a small plate of soup.
This is a seafood-centric soup.
I’ll use vegetables to accentuate it… I’ll add a little alcohol to the secret ingredient…
“…Hmm… Not bad.”
“Really!? Yay! Yay, yay, yay! Yay! Alright!”
I had prepared everything carefully for an amateur girl, so it was all right.
But to fly around in ecstasy with just those words, to clench your fists and growl…
“Hmm hmm hmm hmm,♪ I’ll taste it again… Ah… if I drink this… it’s an indirect kiss with Jar-kun… Kyaaa♥”
That just goes to show how pure she is.
So why—-
“Ehehe… *gulp* *gulp* *lick* *lick* *gulp* *gulp* *gulp* *gulp* *gulp* *gulp* *gulp* *gulp* *gulp*!“
“!!!???”
“Hmm, the plate that the boy I like kissed… Oh, come on! Didn’t I accidentally eat the plate, too!?”
And then, in the next moment, Divias, smiling cheerfully, licks the small plate with the soup crudely… and crunches it whole in her mouth… No, even demons don’t eat that!
“But, if the plate tasted this good just from Jar-kun’s touch… What would happen if I ate the fork he used? Am I invincible? The strongest? Ovation? Wehehehe♥ What if we kissed directly… Kyaaaaa!”
“D-Divias…”
“Ah, sorry, Jar-kun. C-Cooking~ Ah, that’s right, Jar-kun. I don’t want to say this to my boyfriend, but so that you know…”
“What is it?”
Then, the dere dere Divias sidled up to her and leaned in close to her ear…
“All five of us won’t die from poison or anything.”
“…………”
“Now then, let’s cook!”
Well… I don’t think I’ll be able to do anything about humanity’s strongest class of heroes with poison, but I guess it’s more or less a warning.
I didn’t think I’d be more afraid of the hero than I was of meeting him on the battlefield.
This is bad in more ways than one… I knew it…
“…Hm?”
Just then, I sensed a strange presence.
“Hmm~?”
Divias noticed, too.
It wasn’t the girls.
If anything, it was outside the mansion.
As if to surround them, ten… twenty… and the presence of beasts…
―――Boooooooom!!!!
And then there was the roar of someone trying to break through the barrier.
And then…
“Hihihi, who’s the rich guy building such a huge mansion in this remote place?”
“Geez, you put up such a powerful barrier… Well, I guess I can expect that much from the treasure inside.”
“Hey, I went through all the trouble of hitting the big one to buy it, Sky Dragon! Hurry up, fire off a bunch of Blessings, and smash this barrier!”
“Exciting, right? Sister, are there any men inside?”
“Hihihi, been a while for me… right now, I don’t care if it’s an old man, as long as there’s something between his legs!”
“Hey, if you don’t want to be killed, come out!”
“We, the Great Thieves Genocide, have come to steal everything!”
Hmm… It’s a remote region… But it’s not peaceful, is it?
The female bandits surrounding the outside of the mansion’s barrier try to break through it.
“Huh? Who are they… invading mine and Jar-kun’s love nest!”
And there’s a sky dragon in the sky… It’s pretty high level… That thing could break through the barrier.
This might be an opportunity.