The Girl sitting next to me is playing with my '--hing' though... - Chapter 23: The fact that you still feel pain after being hit by a girl... You still have a lot to learn.
- Home
- All
- The Girl sitting next to me is playing with my '--hing' though...
- Chapter 23: The fact that you still feel pain after being hit by a girl... You still have a lot to learn.
"Please Rate the Novel in NovelUpdates!"
Click Here
The fact that you still feel pain after being hit by a girl… You still have a lot to learn.
“—- We’re leaving, Minamisawa.”
“Leaving, but where — Kyaan!”
I took Minamisawa’s hand and pulled her along a little too forcefully.
“If you want to get out of your boring life as soon as possible, I’ll help you at that.”
“Wha–What are you going to do to me?”
I stopped in front of the rattling sliding door and faced Minamisawa head-on.
“You don’t need to be so blatantly cautious about me like that …, considering to what you’ve done to me till now, what I’m about to do to you is just ‘cute’.”
Saying that to make her feel at ease, I closed the distance between me and Minamisawa —- and then,
“Eh, wai, Hayami–kyun—-“
I put my hands around her and hugged her hard.
“Wha—what is this? What are you even trying to do! What is your intention!”
While she was getting really flustered, but without even caring a bit, I squeezed her even tightly.
And then, Minamisawa cried, ‘Uu… What is this, …just what is even with this…” in confusion resting herself on my chest,
Cu–CUTE!? Damn it, WHY! Even though she is not even a little bit embarassed while doing those s***ally explicit things. Why are you getting like that just because I simply hugged you?
I felt my heart starting to race at Minamisawa’s unexpected reaction to my acts.
『 Eh, even Hayami-kun, are you also feeling nervous? 』 I’d hate it if she thought that. But well, I’m actually getting pretty nervous over here after all… Aaaah a Man’s pride is such a pain in the ass. …… Wait, that’s not what this is about!
Remembering my original purpose, I took my left arm away from Minamisawa’s body and stretched it out to the sliding door, unlocking the door.
“—– Oh, Hey, Sataro! Oh, finally, you…… op…….e…”
My eyes locked with Kaneda Kinta, who was standing there with a blank stare at me.
“So, you weren’t having *&x is it…….”
Eh, is that the part that surprises you? I mean, did you really think that happening? For me, this girl here feels more surprised than you though.
“So, Minamisawa, what’s the reason you called me here? Did you want me to see you both embracing each other? Or rather, are you two dating each other?”
“No, it’s not like that! This is just, Hayami-kun’s, by his own accord—-.”
This time it was my turn to seal Minamisawa’s mouth. Taking command over the back of her head with my free left hand, I applied force so that she could bury her face in my chest.
“Nnnnnn!” As Minamisawa was making a sound that could not be translated into any understandable word, I responded to Kanada’s question that was asked just now.
“That’s about right! Minamisawa and I are in a boyfriend and girlfriend relationship! And Kaneda! The one who actually called you here wasn’t Minamisawa, but me, ……. Satoru.”
“Sotaro, you did?”
“Yeah. …… Actually, there’s something I need you, a super genius like you to do for me.”
“Yo– YOU MEAN THAT IT’S ONLY ME, THE EXTREMELY BEST WHO CAN DO THAT?”
“Exactly, it’s something only the EXTREMELY EXCELLENT, only you can do.”
“Super, Unparalleled, Excellent, Outstanding, like me can only do that? “… Fuuuh, let’s hear you say then.”
Kaneda ruffled his hair and uttered an off-putting line out his mouth.
This guy is really gullible huh, while thinking that, knowing that I should not let this out my mouth; I continue with a serious look on my face.
“Will you. Then Kaneda, please spread the word to everyone in the class that Minamisawa and I have started dating each other.”
“…Eh, that’s it?”
“That’s all there is to it, but what?”
“No, it’s just that, I was thinking that someone other than me, who’s extremely talented and excellent like me, can do it as well.”
Kaneda seemed displeased, rather than disappointed. Since he got something completely inferior to what he had imagined. Probably the sign for his displeasure.
Well, to be frank, you are right, anyone can do this level of content after all.
However, since Kanada was the only one to whom I could make the request. Therefore…
I guess it can’t be helped, let’s make him feel even more special and get him get to work.
“Certainly, it might seem something so simple that even other people can do it. But yet, I want to depend on Kaneda alone. It’s not only because you are Excellent, Outstanding, and Overqualified, but also because you have that leader like quality that leads and unite the people in the class altogether after all.”
“Not only am I extremely talented, but also have that leader like quality that has the power to lead and unite the class together!?”
Kanada’s eyes sparkled like stars. I guess, almost certainly, he fell for it.
“Yeah, if the source of the information is you, I’m sure everyone will believe no matter what.”
“Isn’t that right, isn’t that right? …… After all, I’m–I’m an omniscient and omnipotent being who is extremely talented and also has the power to lead and unite everyone in the class! …… *glance.”
Kaneda looks at me with greedy eyes.
Here, I can’t say ‘No, no one said you are omniscient and omnipotent, right?’ and retort to that. Here, the right thing to do would be to suppress my retorts that is rises in me and go along with Kaneda’s line of thinking.
And so.
“Y, —YES! Kanada, no, Kanada-sama! I’m sure everyone will bow their heads in adoration to you, since you are the only omniscient and omnipotent one who truly exists!”
“…… FUFUFUFUFU–AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!”
Was Kaneda laughing out loud in Pride. I’m the one who wants to laugh my head off at that though.
“WELL THEN. YOUR WISH IS THEN ENTRUSTED TO ME. If there’s nothing else to be asked for, then I’ll be on my way, okay?”
“Eh? Ah, yes, I have nothing more to ask My Lord.”
“FuuMuu, well, then, goodbye, Child of Man. We shall meet again in some other place, in some other time. …… Kuku kuku–Muahahahahahahahaha!”
………… He’s really an idiot, isn’t he?
“While I watched Kaneda, who was feeling all god-like, and made sure that his laughter could not be heard unless I listened carefully, I let go off Minamisawa from my hold.”
“—-What are you doing that all by yourself!”
“Na–Ouch!”
Immediately after, Minamisawa slapped me on my right cheek.
Eh, Lie. …That came out like a brandished sword though. …That came out like a brandished sword though!
Looking at the motion it came about, it was in no way punny. Even her power wasn’t something that could be taken ligh–lightly. In other words, I was slapped as hard as I could by a girl.
While touching my tingling cheeks to calm down, I fearfully looked at Minamisawa. Maybe because she was feeling embarrassed, or maybe because of feeling uncomfortable in the cramped space of my chest, the girl in question was glaring at me with her face completely flushed red.
“Yo—YOU, do you even understand what it means by a man and a woman to be in a relationship? The so called “love relationship” means a relationship in which two people want to be in love with each other and do love related things together, got it? But, I am in no way like Hayami, and you don’t like me either, do you? AND YET, WHY DID YOU DO THAT!”
“No, no, no, What are you doing, giving such a girly comment all of a sudden like this. Moreover, it’s not like anyone sees it that way in the first place, 『 For starters, we started to date and before we knew it, we fell in love with each other 』 there are plently of such cases in the world, got it?”
“I’m not like that!”
“To say that, ‘I’m not like that’? by someone who would go and touch ‘my thing’ while class is going on, it’s not very convincing now somehow,….”
“Can you please not [That kind of thing] as you seem fit to the context?”
“…. that, thing, you say?”
I slowly lowered my right hand and asked Minamisawa back.
“Exactly, those stuff is something that’s just for, and only limited to fun after all. I was just trying to get rid off my boredom, just that.”
“……… Now I see.”
With this, it was now certain that Minamisawa saw me as a toy after all.
If she said that vaguely and ambiguously, there was still room for mercy. I was just going to make her look like my girlfriend and annoy her for sometime …, and then leave it at that.
However, Minamizawa made it clear with her words. [That kind of thing] …that’s what she said.
There was no longer any extenuating circumstances stopping……, then now, I will begin your condemnation you with my Excalibur (Son).
Oh virgins, don’t let the b*&^h take control of you for time eternity ……, the only thing that is allowed to take control of you …. is you and only YOU ……. now, stand tall and take stand!
And so, —– I took a big step forward.
“Minamisawa,……, do you want to break up with me?”
“Wanting to break up with me is ridiculous from the get go, since we weren’t dating in the first place.”
“No. Since, me and Minamisawa are already in a relationship. No matter how much you deny it, I won’t accept it. With that, I’ll ask you one more time: …… do you want to break up with me?”
I took another step forward like a model strutting down the runaway.
“Isn’t that O–ofcourse, Of Course I want to break up from you.”
As if feeling a tremendous amount of pressure from me, Minamisawa slowly stepped back.
“I see, if that’s the case,……, then let’s break up.”
“Eh?”
“However! I have a condition!”
As I take one step forward, Minamisawa in return retreats backwards.
“—-You’ll have me graduate from my doutei.”
“Haaaah? What the he***k you talki——“
“—-As expected, I don’t want to do it now? Well, even I want to be particular about my first time too, you see. I want to feel the ecstasy of a miracle fusion at my selected time and place after all.”
“Hey, you’ve been going on with the flow all on your own for a while n—-…”
“—But still, I’m going to miss our relationship getting over right here after all…. Ah, that’s right! Hey, Minamisawa, give pull out a shot from me right here.”
“Just why would it come to this!”
“Oi, oi, come on, don’t be so reserved now. …… For you, isn’t it just a a piece of cake, right?”
“……Kuu.”
I took one step, and then another and eventually succeeded in driving Minamisawa up against the wall.
“Here, now get on with your antiques already~. Here, here. here~.”
As if to show my superiority to Minamisawa, who leaned his back against the wall and made a grim expression, I shook my hips back and forth, asserting my Son’s dominance.
“What wrong, making such a scary face~? In truth, aren’t you just so happy, and so happy that you can’t stand it right? Now, don’t be so shy, just pull down my pants already~. Or if you want, should I take them off for you?”
And so right at the time when I took another step forward —-
“Die, you piece of s**t!”
“Owchies!”
Minamisawa’s hand this time caught hold of my left cheek and struck it hard.
“I am never gonna do with you. —Never mind you!”
As I was forced to change the direction of my face being slapped hard, I couldn’t see her present expression.
However, from the get go from the sound of her voice, it was enough to tell me that she was angry and irritated.
Nnn? That is …….
And right then, something caught my eye.
No matter how calm you aren’t feeling right now, I don’t think it’s right to treat food so poorly though.
It’s the unopened chocolate coronet that Minamisawa left behind after she left.
I guess it can’t be helped. …… I’ll just take it in her stead.
I headed over to the desk standing alone in the center of the room, and picked up the abandoned chocolate cornet.
…Somehow, the shape of a chocolate coronet is just like an On*ho***, isn’t it?