Bunny Bunny

“So! what’s the problem?”

“Well… it’s kind of hard to talk about… I mean…”

“Come on, spill it already!”

“Uh… Marin-chan said… it’s small… and I lost confidence… I don’t really know how to explain it.”

“Small? Your d*ck?”

“…Yeah. She didn’t mean any harm, she just blurted out what she thought. It’s true that it’s small, but it was still a shock to hear it out loud…”

“Hmm. Well, if it’s true, then it can’t be helped.”

“…”

“And? Did that make you get ED or something? Haha.”

“…”

“…Wait, seriously? …I see. Don’t worry! They say about one in five guys have ED!”

“How is that supposed to make me feel better?”

“Don’t worry about it so much!” she said, giving me a few hearty pats on the back.

“…Yeah.”

“I understand you’re feeling down, but Marin-sama is probably really upset too. Make sure you take care of her feelings, okay?”

“…Yeah, you’re right.”

“Yep. And try not to overthink it. Don’t worry too much. It’s not something you can talk about with just anyone, so if you need to, come talk to me!”

“…Okay.”

“Want me to do it with you once to help? Haha.”

“I’m not doing that. But… thanks.”

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“So, you know, at that moment…,” I was chatting with some girls from my class when I heard someone call out, “Um, Chisato-chan?” It was Marin-sama.

“Oh? Marin-sama! What’s up?”

“I need to… talk to you about something…”

I had a feeling it was about the recent incident.

“Got it! Come to my place then!” I said, taking Marin-sama’s hand and leading her to my house.

Once we arrived, I got straight to the point. “So, my angel, what’s the problem?”

“Um… it’s really hard to say… but, well, I said something hurtful to Aoi-kun when we were getting intimate, and, um… he couldn’t… you know…”

I knew it. That incident. It’s a big deal for a girl, especially for Marin-sama, since it was her first time. She must be wondering if she’s not attractive enough…

Problems in the bedroom can lead to breakups for many couples…

“Got it. So, you came to me because I seem experienced, right? Okay! By the way, I’ve dealt with this before. One of my exes had ED, and I helped him get over it! So, today, I’ll give you a crash course on ED!”

“Please… help me, Chisato-sensei.”

Marin-sama is relying on me…! This is so precious…!

”

1. 1. 1. 1. Don’t put pressure on him! Don’t rush things! This is the most important part! Take it slow and steady!

1. 1. 1. 1. Be proactive! Being passive is a no-go! Show him that you want this too!

1. 1. 1. 1. Cater to his preferences! Cosplay can be a quick fix! If it’s too awkward to ask him directly, I can find out for you! Use me anytime!… That’s it for now!”

”

“I see… So, it’s not that what I said really mattered, but rather that I lack attraction…?”

“Not at all! Men can get aroused by any woman, basically!”

“I see.”

“For now, don’t rush back into it. Give it some time, maybe try again in a month!”

“Understood. Thank you… Chisato-sensei. I feel a bit relieved.”

“Aye aye, Captain!”

I hope this works… In the meantime, I think I’ll try to subtly find out more from Aoi.

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‘What kind of things turn you on, Aoi?’ 21:54

‘What do you mean?’ 21:59

‘You know, like what kind of clothes excite you! Nurse outfits, flight attendant uniforms, stuff like that!’ 21:59

‘I’m not telling you.’ 22:10

‘Spit it out, idiot! If you don’t, I’ll tell Marin-sama that you’re into really kinky stuff!’ 22:12

‘Hey, cut it out. That would only push her further away!’ 22:15

‘Then confess. It’s the first step in dealing with your ED!’ 22:20

‘Well… I think bunny girl outfits are… nice.’ 22:35

‘Got it. Bunny girl. Understood. Look forward to it.’ 22:36

And then I quickly reported back to Marin-sama.

‘Aoi seems to like bunny girl outfits!’ 22:39

‘Bunny… Bunny…’ 22:50

Sorry, Aoi. She might distance herself from you.

(TL: just to note, Honjo here might not mean Marin will distance herself from Aoi because of bunny girl fetish, but as she advised her to.)