The Case of Being Reincarnated as a Noble in a World with a Skewed Gender Ratio - 62

Chapter 62: Those That Watched

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“Your Majesty! Look! Please look! Finally… Finally… It’s finally happening! Tia… My daughter, Tia… She’s finally embraced by the man she loves!! This is the moment where she becomes a woman! Kyaaa!!!”

“Gunu…. Tine-san…”

“Yes! That’s right! That’s it! Tia!! Entangle your legs around his back! Yessssss!! She perfectly demonstrated the Great Love Hold!! Ah~ Even though it hurts… I know it must’ve hurt, but she endured the pain really well… You did well, Tia… Ah, Mother is crying now… Uuuu…”

“Tine…”

“Geez~ What’s the matter, Your Majesty? Don’t you know we’re getting to the best part now?”

“What do you mean ‘what’?! Why do I need to watch Tia’s first love making?!”

“What are you talking about?! Are you out of your mind?!”

“No, I believe I’m the one that should be asking you that question….”

“Well then, what would you do if Tia had big boobs like me? You would’ve watched, wouldn’t you? I’m sure you would.”

“Of course! What are you talking about?! Why would you ask the obvious?! Every time the man shakes his hips, the big boobs will jiggle furiously!! Jiggle jiggle jiggle jiggle!!!  There’s no way… There’s no way I would miss that! Even if it’s my own daughter’s boobs… Boobs are boobs!! Boobs are the beginning and end of a man!! The legend of boobs has been passed down through generations in our Rainrose Kingdom and I believe the legend to be true. Boobs are a woman’s sacred treasure! In fact, you also used your boobs when you were young…”

“Ah, geez… The mosquitoes are so loud here…”

“There are no mosquitos here?! Did you just call me a mosquito?! You did, right?! That’s what you meant, right? You said it, didn’t you?!”

“Ahhhh~ Come on now…! Enough!”

Thud!

“Ugh-!”

“Phew~ Guards! Are you there?”

“Yes…”

“Take His Majesty back to the inn. It seems he’s tired. Look, he’s already asleep even. He must be growing senile due to old age.”

“Yes Ma’am!”

After dealing with the noisy nuisance, I continued to watch Tia’s conditions while chatting with Queen Heartness and Miria-chan, who had come to observe with me. After all… We were all certain that the two of them would do it today. 

“Now then, good thing the noisy trash is gone. But… That… He… He really doesn’t have any refractory period, huh..? Or is it just my imagination?”

“That’s right… Even though we did drug him, but the drug shouldn’t affect his stamina. I’ve never heard of any man who doesn’t have a refractory period like him. Amazing… In that case, I’m sure he will be able to savor our kingdom’s treasured dish thoroughly. Finally, a man worthy of our minced meat bowl…”

“Mo-Mo-Mo-Mo-Mo-Mo-Mo-Mo-Mother?! Thi-Thi-Thi-Thi-Thi-Thi-Thi-Thi-This is impossible! I-I-I-I-I can’t! I-I-I-I-If it’s like that, I-I don’t think I can handle El-kun…”

“It’s fine, Miria. I’m sure we can handle El-kun just fine.”

“No,no,no,no,no!! Impossible! If it’s only once or twice then yes, but look at El-kun! He’s not stopping at all! More importantly… At this rate… Tia-chan… Tia-chan will break, won’t she?!”

“No-Now that you mention it… We got so engrossed in talking that we didn’t realize how many times it has been… Queen Tine, are you keeping count?”

“Thi-This is the sixth round… Six consecutive rounds without pulling out even once… In fact, it seems Tia has already lost consciousness… I can’t hear her voice anymore. Perhaps, the aphrodisiacs were a bit too effective?”

“Si-Si-Si-Six times?!”

Queen Heartness appeared to be quite shocked. 

“What’s the matter, Queen Heartness?”

“Six times reminds me of ‘The Omen’!”

“-?! You’re right!”

El-kun’s movies… Especially the horror ones, which were particularly impressive. Movies were truly wonderful things!

“Mother and Queen Tine as well.. How come you two can be so relaxed…?”

Indeed. This wasn’t the time to be reminiscing about a horror movie we recently watched. Queen Heartness then said to Miria..

“Miria…”

“Wha-Wha-What is it, Mother?! Why do you have such a serious look on your face…? I-I have a bad feeling about this…”

“I just have one word for you. Go (逝き= die, read as ‘iki’).”

“The character for ‘go’ (行き=go, read as ‘iki’) is definitely wrong, isn’t it?! That’s definitely the wrong character, isn’t it?!?! Mother??? Dearest Mother???”

“Then… As the queen, I command you to present yourself to El-kun. Tia-chan’s life depends on you, you know?”

“No-No way….”

“I’m sure it won’t be long before he’s exhausted. Now then… Go!(逝き= die)”

“Tha-That character again…!! Fine, I will trust you, Mother.”

Miria-chan slowly approached El-kun. Judging from how vigorous El-kun was… Perhaps… El-kun didn’t need any aphrodisiac in the first place?!

“Ugh… If only I were younger…”

I was so jealous of Tia!

“It’s okay, Queen Tina. Miria is the daughter I’m proud of. Besides, her feelings for El-kun are genuine regardless of what she says. Though her mouth may say ‘aaargh’, but the moment their mouth interlocks, she won’t be able to stop herself from hoping for more.”

“You’re right… But still, to think Miria-chan needs to join the fray as well… He should be satisfied after Miria-chan, right…?”

“He should be, but… Maybe we need to prepare the next one just in case?”

“Indeed. Judging from the situations, my hunch is telling me Miria-chan won’t be enough…”

“That’s right… Well then, Marin-chan, Leila-chan?”

“Eh?! M-Me..?!”

“Me too?!”

“Yes, yes. Both of you. You two like El-kun, right?”

“O-Of course…”

“We-Well, why of course, but…”

“If Miria-chan is not enough to appease him… You know what to do, right?”

“”Gulp… Ye-Yes…””

“I-I don’t think we need to go that far, but just in case… Justttt in case… In the worst unlikely event that we might need another one… You two will need to be prepared. I will say this again, Only those who are prepared to be ‘done’ can take him on. Bear that in mind.”

“”…Yes.”

But still, even if they were given a pep-talk like that… Judging from how vigorous El-kun moved…

“Ah-?!”

“What’s wrong, Queen Tine?!”

“El-kun has finally moved away from Tia!”

“You’re right… Miria! Go(逝き= die)! Do your best!”

“Bo-Both of you… Please be quiet. I… I think I can hear El’s voice.”

“-in…”

“What is El-kun saying? Can you hear him, Marin-chan?”

Marin-chan then strained her ears to its limit.

“He said… ‘Give me brains~’?”

“”THE RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD?!?!””

Truth to be told, Marin had simply misheard. El wasn’t saying ‘Give me brains~’. 

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T/N: So many references~