The Case of Being Reincarnated as a Noble in a World with a Skewed Gender Ratio

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Chapter 58: One Day Before El’s Birthday ①

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Yesterday was rough. Everyone knew about my first wet dream and they even made me eat things that were supposed to increase my vitality. It was like my thing had to get hard on command! If they told me to get hard then it had to get hard immediately!

It was truly a miracle my sanity was still intact. Anyway, let’s forget about yesterday. Time to focus on the future.

I immediately switched gears to welcome my best friend that had come a day early to celebrate my birthday tomorrow.

“El! Long time no see!”

“Lance!”

I hugged my best friend who came all the way here to celebrate my birthday. It had been a long time since I last saw him.

“Good to see you, El-kun.”

“It’s been a while, El-sama.”

“Teresa-san… Ren-san… It’s been a while.”

“Thanks to El-kun, our territory is thriving! I’m truly grateful for your help, especially after you built a factory on our land.” (wink!)

Teresa-san said with a wink. Her youthful beauty and graceful demeanor made me blush.

“That reaction… I see…”

“Huh?”

“As a token of gratitude, would you like me to help you break your virginity?~”

“Fueh-?! Teresa-san?! What are you talking about?!”

“Mother?! But… El is basically my older brother!! Wait, on second thought… Maybe it’s a good thing after all… But wait! El hasn’t..?! What about Tia?!”

“Oi!! Lance!!”

“Ah, right…”

(My bad… So you haven’t, huh… So you and Tia haven’t…?)

Teresa-san, who had somehow moved closer to me, whispered into my ear.

“Fufufu~ So adorable~ Ah, I seriously want to devour you now, you know?~”

For a moment, she sounded like she really meant it, but then…

Cling!

“It seems you want to die early, huh, Teresa?”

“…So you’re here, Maria…”

There stood Mother. She had drawn her sword out and pointed it at Teresa-san.

“…Just kidding. I’m just kidding, okay?”

“What would you have done if I weren’t here then?”

“Well, I would help El-kun get rid of his virginity of course.”

“You were serious?!”

“Humph~ Isn’t it your fault for not getting rid of his virginity?! He’s still a virgin because of you!”

“I’ve thought about helping him myself, you know?! Several times even!”

“Why does it have to be you?! There are the maids! And me too! Anyone but you!”

“Putting the maids aside, I will never let you get El’s virginity so easily like that!”

“See! You’re the reason why El-kun is still a virgin!”

“That’s why I will personally-“

“Like I said, I can help-“

Mother… Teresa-san… Everyone was already here, you know? Could you please stop talking about getting rid of my virginity out in the open like that? Especially not so loud?? My social life point was already at zero, you know? I mean, look around!

“El-sama, so you’re still a virgin, huh… Slurp~”

“If it were me, I would…”

“Come on baby! Let’s explore the unknown together with me!”

“Would you like to dig my tunnel, Darling?~♡”

“That’s really…”

Why did I felt like I was in danger?! I mean, maybe not literally but I really felt I was in danger in many other ways!

“It must be tough, huh? El…”

“Ah! My best friend! You’re the only one that understands!”

“Just to be sure… You’re not targeting my butt or anything, right, El?”

“WHY WOULD I TARGET YOUR BUTT?! OIII!! AREN’T YOU MY BEST FRIEND?!”

“Lance-sama is my husband, you know?! I won’t hand his butt over!”

“Ren-san too! Please don’t butt in! Let me tell you all! I am straight! I have no interest in men! I’m only attracted to women! In fact, I’m constantly tempted by the ladies in our house everyday! I’m already at my limit for having to hold back! Do you know?! They’re naked! Butt naked! Of course any sane guy would get excited! In fact, I’m already on the verge of falling in!!”

“Oh… Is that so… You’re going to fall, El?”

A familiar voice entered my ear. I knew the owner of this voice. Lance also had a surprised look on his face. Lance, this was your fault, you know? You were the one that started saying all these weird things… I was afraid to look back, but… I knew I had no choice.

I slowly turned around and yes… Just as I thought…

“Umm… Long time no see, Tia…?”

“Indeed… Long time no see, El. Anyway, could you tell me in detail about how every day you’re being tempted by the ladies of your house? How you’re getting excited after seeing naked women every day? How you bathe with the ladies of your house every day? And how you sleep next to naked women every day…?”

Tie was smiling from ear to ear, but her eyes weren’t smiling at all. The smile didn’t come from her heart, even I could tell.

Wondering if I was the only one feeling scared, I sneaked a glance at Lance from the peripheral of my vision. He was talking with his wife, pretending to be innocent! That traitor…!!

But still, I didn’t remember saying anything about bathing together or sleeping together? How did she know about all that?!

“Tha-That’s not true, Tia…”

“I see, I see.. Can you please tell me which part is not true? Hm?”

“That’s not it! It’s because Lance was accusing me of targeting his butt, so I..!”

“Wa-Wait?! I-I’m not related to this conversation!”

“You are very related to this conversation! This is all your fault!”

“But it’s El’s fault for saying weird things!”

“Be-Besides… Look… No matter who I go out with, Tia always goes ‘El!!!”… Why is that, Tia?”

“-?! Ri-Right… Yeah… That’s right. I’m nobody to you after all…”

Wh-Why Tia suddenly looked so sad?!

After saying so with a strained voice, Tia gingerly left us be.

Shortly after that, His Majesty and a woman that I occasionally saw in the royal castle appeared.

“Long time no see, El.”

“Yo-Your Majesty… Tha-Thank you for your-“

“Never mind that. More importantly, there’s someone I want you to meet today.”

“Someone you want me to meet?”

“That’s right. This is my wife, the Tenth Queen. Her name is…. Tenth Queen!”

“Not only did you forget my face, but you also forgot my name?!”

“N-No…! That’s not true…!”

“Then, please say my name now.”

“Boo-… I mean, shouldn’t you be the one to introduce yourself in situations like this?”

“You really did forget, didn’t you?! And you were about to say ‘boobs’, weren’t you?! I’ve had enough!!”

Your Majesty… Forgetting the Queen’s name was really not good, you know…? Besides, saying ‘boobs’ instead of her name…? Indeed. I could tell Your Majesty was a boobs guy, but still…

“Ahem… Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Tine. I’m the Tenth Queen. I’m also Tia’s birth mother. Thank you for always taking care of that child.”

“No, no, it’s me who’s always in her care.”

And so, I kept chatting with His Majesty and Her Majesty for a while. Well, our conversation mostly revolved around Tia. Like what Tia’s life in the castle was like, how she had worked hard both in her study and martial arts training… And many other things about Tia that I didn’t know about.

And then, they started asking me one particular question.

“Hey, El-kun…”

“Yes?”

“For whose sake do you think Tia is working so hard for?”

For whose sake?

“Umm… For herself, I guess?”

“Well, that is true. However, she’s also doing it for your sake, you know?”

“For my sake?”

“Yes. That’s right. Try to thiiiiiiink carefully what does that mean, okay?”

“The meaning…?”

“Yes, also try to think if you would be alright if Tia were to get intimate with someone from another kingdom.”

“Tia… Getting intimate…?”