The Case of Being Reincarnated as a Noble in a World with a Skewed Gender Ratio - 57

Chapter 57: I Knew It Because I Had Experienced It in My Previous Life

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When I woke up in the morning, I noticed something was different from usual. After all, this was my second time experiencing this. This unparalleled disgusting feeling on my crotch… Anyway, I calmed myself down to check on Marin and Leila, who had slept with me. Fortunately, they weren’t here. I guess it was only to be expected. They should be awake already. Now then.. 

I threw away my blanket and pulled my pants and my underwear up to check the situations down there.

“I knew it…”

Just as I thought. I felt strangely refreshed and the inside of my underwear felt both crusty and wet. This could only mean one thing. My second wet dream. I had experienced this before in my previous life. Back then, I was living by myself, so I had no trouble cleaning after myself. But now… I had an overly affectionate family with me. That was the problem. 

I slowly crawled out of my bed. 

“Ugh… Gross… I need to take a bath quickly.”

I pressed my ear against the door and then peek outside carefully. The coast was clear. No one was nearby. 

I quietly opened my door and cautiously stuck my head out into the hallway. Good. No one was here. I took my chance and ran to the bathroom as fast and as quietly as I could.

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“Phew… Taking a bath in the morning feels so wonderful~”

I managed to get into the bathroom without encountering anyone. I quickly washed my dirtied underwear, scrubbing it rigorously with my hands several times. Ugh… This kind of moment.. It made me think about what I was doing with my life. I wondered how other men dealt with this kind of situation. Even back in my previous life, I was too embarrassed to ask my friends what their thoughts were about this or what they did afterward.

After that, I washed my body clean and soaked in the bathtub. I didn’t get caught by anyone on my way here. It seemed today would be a good day indeed.

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After I finished bathing, I opened the door to the living room with a jovial heart. 

“El! Congratulations!”

“””CONGRATULATIONS!!”””

“…Huh?”

Just what was happening here… No, what was all this fuss about? I looked around the room. The room was fully decorated, like we were having a party. A selection of lavish meals was prepared on the table and then, my mother uttered the words that made me doubt my hearing. 

“Finally.. Finally you had a wet dream. I’m so happy..”

“…Huh?”

Wait? Wait??? Waitttt?? What did Mother just say?!

“Mo-Mother?! Wha-What did you just say again?!”

“Oh please, you don’t need to feel embarrassed about it. I saw it with my own eyes! You did well, El! You produced so many baby seeds!”

“Wa-Wait a minute?! What did you mean by ‘saw it with your own eyes’?!?!?!”

“Hm? I mean it literally? I really saw it with my own eyes?”

No-No way… Mother confirmed it with her own eyes… Sure, back in my past life, I was living on my own. I didn’t have any parents… But!! But, if my parents were to see that, I would definitely feel embarrassed! I would feel awkward for sure! Mother! Just what were you thinking?!

“Uuuu… El-sama… How wonderful… There were so many…”

“Don’t tell me Miinya saw it too?!”

“The quantity was…. So wonderfully impressive… Uuuu…”

“That is not something to cry about!!”

Darn it!! So awkward… I really didn’t know what to feel right now!

“Hm. The taste too… Anyway, El-sama is the best!”

“Lettyyyy!?!?! What did you just say…?! Taste??! You said taste, didn’t you?!”

“Hm. El-sama, you must be hearing things wrong. Of course there’s no way I would say that. Normal people wouldn’t taste something like that.”

“Ri-Right. O-Of course. So-Sorry, for saying something weird.”

But for some reason Letty was avoiding looking me in the eyes. How suspicious…

“El-sama! You are the best-aru! Now I can make babies with you!”

“…”

I really didn’t know how to respond to Rinrin. 

“I’m so grateful I can serve you by your side… Not to mention, I was honored to see that thing with my eyes too… Thank you very much.”

“Erin-san? Don’t you think there’s something wrong with what you just said?”

“Wonderful job, El-sama.”

“Wonderful job? Kaira-san, please don’t say it like it was something to be judged about….”

“E-E-E-El-shama… Congratulations…”

“Leila, why is your voice so quiet…?”

So suspicious…

“Please don’t worry about it….”

No, something was suspicious here. She was being odd…

“E-El… Co-Congratulations.”

“Marin, you’re acting a bit strange too…”

“That’s not true! I’m just Fujitsu (富士通), you know?!”

“What do you mean by Fujitsu(富士通)?!”

Fujitsu store?! The information and technology company?! Ah! The commercial for Fujitsu started to play in my mind!

“I mean I’m normal(普通=futsuuふつう)! I didn’t do anything weird! I definitely didn’t lick it or take it in my mouth!!”

Umm…. Please tell me you really didn’t do any of those… No, but… More importantly… Everyone here knew about it?! So embarrassing!! Like, super embarrassing!! Then what was the point of destroying the evidence in the bathroom if everyone already saw everything?!?!

“Look, look, El! Mother even put it in a small bottle as a memento!~ ♡”

“What are you doing, Mother?! No wait, are you seriously keeping it?!?!”

Mother kept it in a small glass bottle like a stardust… But that thing was anything but stardust!!!

“Everyone is so excited!~ We all decorated this room together! We even prepared special treats and red rice to celebrate it with you, El!~♪”

Once Mother became like this, there was no stopping her anymore. In fact, it wasn’t just Mother. Everyone was the same. I just stopped my brain from functioning and let myself drift along with the flow. 

Hic, hic, hic… Sniffle, sniffle…

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