The Case of Being Reincarnated as a Noble in a World with a Skewed Gender Ratio - 4

Chapter 4: Where Am I Exactly?

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I started walking around 1 year old. Maybe. I wasn’t exactly sure how old I was. After all, I was only allowed to walk inside my baby crib. I had never been outside. Not even once. There must be some reason why they never allowed me to go outside. I didn’t know what though. Other than that… This is just between us, okay? I… I tried various things since I thought I might had gotten reincarnated into a world of magic. I tried shouting magic spells and all, to see if I could cast magic or not and… 

None. Nothing happened. Furthermore, it seemed it wasn’t because I didn’t have the talent for magic or if I was the only one that couldn’t use magic. Honestly speaking, this might be a dark history of mine that I shall never uncover… But hey! Anyone that got reincarnated was bound to try casting magic, right???

Well, in any case, despite everything going on, I suddenly turned three within the blink of an eye. I knew I had turned three because I got to celebrate my birthday. Now that I had become three, some changes were bound to happen. One of them was, I was allowed to walk freely inside the mansion. I shall talk more about the changes. For now…

“Alright~ El~ It’s boobie time~”

I needed to talk about this problem I had. My mother… She still came to me several times a day to breastfeed me… This predicament truly hurt my head. After all, there was no way a 3 year old would still want to be breastfed. 

Dearest mother, you think so too, right? I’m already 3 years old, you know?

“Mo-Mother… Bo-Boobie time… I-I don’t…”

“Aaahh~ So-So… You’re saying you no longer need your mother…?”

She actually said the word ‘Aaaah~’ with her mouth. Her expression was the epitome of ‘grief-stricken’. She looked like the bullied female lead of an old soap opera. 

“….-to me.”

“What? What is it? Mama didn’t hear it. Can you say it again, El?”

No, I’m sure you heard it just fine!!

“Bo-Boobie… Please give it to me.”

“Yes! Good job, El! Come here~”

“….Yes.”

I gingerly walked to my mother and she immediately popped her boobs out without any hesitation.

“Here you go!~”

“…Ammh…”

Well, since she’s the one that offered her boobs to me, I shall accept her gracious offer wholeheartedly!

Now then, what was it again? Right. First of all, this house was big. Big enough to be called a mansion. I knew it because I had walked around the house myself. This house was really, really big. Also… There were no electrical appliances here. There was no refrigerator, no microwave, nor hair dryer. Maybe electricity hadn’t reached this area yet? 

“Mmph.. Mmph..”

Another thing I had figured out was, there were 5 people living in this mansion including me. First, my mother. Her name was Maria and she was only 18 years old. The rest were our maids. Miinya, the head maid. She was also 18 years old, the same age as my mother. Then there was Rinrin, who was 15 years old, then we had Letty, who was 14 years old. Everyone was outrageously young! Moreover, they were all women. There was no other male in this house. It seemed my mother had been best friends with Miinya since they were young. Well… I didn’t know anything much other than this. 

“Slurp… Slurp… Slurp…”

Another thing I knew was there were many brick houses around. I only knew this by looking out the window from the second floor. I doubt I would be able to get any more information unless I could go outside to explore my surroundings. 

“How is it? Mama’s boobs are delicious, right?”

“….Yes.”

Dearest mother, do you really need to ask me that??? Don’t you know how embarrassing that question is for me?!

“….Madam.”

“Hm?~ What is it, Miinya?~ You know, you can just call me Maria like usual, you know?~”

“…I’m still at work, so unfortunately…”

“Miinya~ You’re still as strict as ever~ Well? What is it?”

“I believe it’s about time for you to wean him. Don’t you think so?”

Nice! Good job, Miinya-san! More… Tell her more….!

“….. Then, would you like to give your boobies to El too?”

“”…Huh?!””

My voice and Miinya-san’s harmonized perfectly… After all… What was my mother talking about?!

“Wha-Wha-Wha-Wha-What are you talking about, Maria?!?!?!”

Miinya looked so flustered. Almost a bit too flustered even.

“But you know, Rinrin and Letty are so eager to feed El though? See?”

Miinya and I turned around and there, we saw two young women with their breasts out in the open…

You two! How indecent?!?!

“Leave it to me-aru!”

“Nh… This is truly the greatest honor I could ever receive…”

“Ah… The two of you……”

“That’s why, there’s no need to hold back, Miinya. Here, don’t you want to try giving your boobie to El?”

“That’s right, Head Maid! This kind of chance won’t come twice, you know-aru?!”

“Hm. That’s right.”

Tell them, Miinya-san! Give them a piece of your mind!! Drill these three ladies some common sense!!! Boobs are not something to be treated thoughtlessly like that!! Let alone shoved into someone else’s mouth! Come on, Miinya-san!!

“…I… I suppose I will give mine too…”

What?! Miinya-san?! What-What is happening here?!?!?! I can’t believe she’d betray me like this….

“Then… Miinya can go first! Right, El?”

Dearest mother, don’t you know how troubled I am now?? When you ask me something with a beaming smile on your face like that, how could I possibly refuse you? And Miinya-san too! Why are you fully on board too?!

“El?”

I guess everyone could already tell what was happening next… It was safe to say, as a man, of course I felt happy, but… Oh well…

By the way, none of them had any breast milk. My mother stopped producing breast milk when I turned 3.

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T/N: What a fortunate problem to have ( ≖‿ ≖ )