The Carnivorous Maidens Living with Me - Chapter 52 & 53

Chapter 52: More Than Three Meals, a Punching Bag

“Let’s have a study session!”

“Hm? Exam prep? No way, Shoma’s brain can barely handle single digits.”

“That’s ‘cause your teaching sucks.”

“U-Um… Senpai’s a dummy!”

Oof, it stings when a pure-looking kid says it.

“Alright, chill! I called in a ringer—come on in!”

I call toward the hallway from the living room.

“H-Hello, sorry to intrude…”

Mutsuki steps in, looking cautious.

“Ah!”

“Kurokami-senpai?”

“You bet! My old classmate, master of shredding foes with words and fists! My HP’s already zero! The one, the only, Mutsuki Kurokami!”

“Who’s shredding anyone?! I came all this way, and now I’m leaving!”

“Sorry, it’s just a joke to lighten the mood!”

I bow at supersonic speed.

“Never seen Shoma like that before.”

“Please, Kurokami-senpai, teach us…”

Sofia and Hazuki are impressed, when—

“Kya!”

A cute squeal comes from Mutsuki.

I look over, and there’s our house boss, Zenzai, rubbing up against her leg!

“What the—?! Zenzai’s warming up to someone?! A storm’s coming tomorrow!”

“Zenzai-chaaan… you ignore me when I get close~.”

Hazuki’s on the verge of tears, staring at Zenzai.

“This one’s Zenzai? So cute!”

“Nyao.”

“Nice to meet you, Zenzai-chan! I’m Mutsuki!”

Zenzai looks thrilled, cuddled by Mutsuki.

Not to be outdone, Sofia summons Shiratama.

“Oh, what’s this white kitty’s name?”

“Shiratama.”

“Haha! Together, they’re shiratama zenzai!”

Mutsuki laughs so hard, tears well up in her eyes.

“Phew, what a laugh! Alright, intros done—let’s study!”

“Ready, teacher.”

“Here we go!”

And so, my exam prep begins.

…

“U-Um… can we take a break soon?”

“After you solve this problem.”

“Right, Shoma, we’re getting this chance, so buckle down.”

“Senpai… even I get that one.”

What’s this?

It’s been three hours straight!

“Look, it’s about time everyone’s hungry—”

“When you’re done! I’m sticking with you, so keep going.”

“That’s the spirit, Mutsuki!”

“This kind of endurance play’s not bad either.”

No good—these girls are totally into it.

And… I’m starting to regret this, remembering Mutsuki’s always been like this.

Another hour passes.

“D-Done… now I can finally eat—”

“What’re you talking about? Next is Japanese.”

Mutsuki says it so innocently, with a cute tilt of her head, but it’s pure evil.

“What’s?”

“Japanese study!”

“Why?”

“‘Cause you’re a dummy, Shoma.”

“Phew—” (T/N: Heard as Who?)

“That’s you!”

“Not that ‘who’! It’s a sigh! What about food? A break? Don’t you need to go home?”

“I texted my family! I’m staying over.”

This is bad… I’ve summoned a forbidden entity.

At school, study sessions had a curfew with closing time.

I’ve removed that safety limiter myself!

“Mutsuki~ Dinner’s ready! Hazuki and I made beef stew!”

“Wow~ Looks delicious! Can I have some?”

“Yup! Dig in!”

A wave of savory aroma hits from the table where Sofia and the others sit, piercing my nose and jolting my brain.

“Juru… Uh, if I may ask…”

“Hm?”

“Might this lowly one partake in that heavenly bounty…”

I kneel on the carpet, gazing at them.

Dead or Alive.

“After three more subjects!”

I’m outta here—!

In the end, I didn’t get real food until… 3 a.m.

Meanwhile, the girls…

Giggling in our pride-and-joy bath, ufufufu.

Chatting love stories in pajamas, ufufufu.

Eating cake together, ufufufu.

Playing cards, having so much fun, ufufufu.

My snack? Sweet natto beans.

Ughhh…

Getting pummeled across all subjects on day one…

I’m scared for tomorrow… no, it’s already today.

In my dreams, Mutsuki’s in a dominatrix outfit, laughing as she uses me as a punching bag.

Chapter 53: The Perverts’ Encounter Sparks Unknown Chemistry

After surviving the first day of all-subjects punching-bag hell, the girls’ bond seems to have deepened.

I don’t know what they talked about, but right now, three beautiful girls (high schoolers on the outside, who-knows-what inside) are walking ahead of me.

“!”

Mutsuki whips around, glaring at me with lightning speed.

Is she a psychic?!

“Shoma… I can’t make it today, so I asked someone else.”

“O-Okay, got it.”

Hell yeah!

Escape from hell!

Return to Eden!

Miss me, boys?!

Wait… asked someone?

“Uh… who’d you ask?”

My sixth sense is sharp.

Hanging with Sofia and the others has cranked its precision to max!

“The president.”

“Please forgive me! Sorry, Mutsuki-sama, I’ll do anything!”

Not that pervert! Even if she’s the student council president, I don’t want to study with someone half-naked!

“I already called her yesterday♡.”

“Why her?!”

“She’s your natural enemy… I wanted to see that face!”

Damn you!

You sadistic fiend!

“Well, good luck~.”

On the way to school, the girls chat and giggle, reaching the school building.

Mutsuki says that and heads to her classroom.

After school—

Pinponpanpon… 

“Second-year, class one, Shoma Kamizuki! Come to the student council room immediately! No refusing! You’ve got two minutes, or I’ll scatter your embarrassing photos! And bring your girlfriends too!”

“…Shoma, this is—”

“Yup.”

“Didn’t she give you less time than last time? And ‘girlfriends’?”

“It’s the work of Yokai Naked Lady ~ Masochist Queen Who Strips Everywhere ~.”

“Yup, yup!”

Sofia and I let out huge sighs, heading to Hazuki’s class.

Hazuki follows, eyes sparkling.

“Listen, you two. No matter what you see, don’t freak out!”

“Shoma, I’m ready! This is the front line of talent scouting!”

“I’ve got extra ropes ready! Hunsu!”

Yeah, these two’ll be fine.

Konkon

“President, we’re here!”

“Good! Come in!”

Giii

The door creaks open—is it just the student council room’s door… or someone’s new door?

“…Fuha!”

“Gufu!”

“Hawawa!”

The sight before us turns us into a chorus of weird noises.

“Like it? It suits me, right?”

It’s the president.

No, it’s something in the president’s shape.

Dominatrix glasses over her eyes.

A whip in hand, which is something I’ve seen somewhere before.

A sash from her shoulder: “Master’s Private Tutor.”

A leotard for clothing.

Her body was wrapped in countless ropes.

“How’s this? My form of respect for you three!”

“Retreat!!”

““Yes!””

We turn heel like fleeing rabbits!

First time we’ve been in sync!

“You’re not escaping!”

Gachari

“Tch, got us.”

“Shoma, the door won’t open!”

“S-Senpai!”

“Useless, useless, useless! Now, accept my love’s form!”

In the cramped council room, a super pervert chases fleeing perverts.

Yup, everybody here is a pervert.

“Zee… haa… so, what’s this about?”

Sofia and Hazuki are caught, slumped over, victims of the president’s antics.

“Hm! Mutsuki-kun asked me to teach you! I accepted!”

“Can I cancel the contract?”

“I refuse!”

The president’s eyes are gleaming!

“Can I ask why?”

“So I can kidnap you to my house… ahem! Invite you and have my way with you!”

“You said kidnap!”

“Bwooo!”

“Why do you have a conch shell? And it’s loud!”

“It’s a joke!”

“That’s a huge scale for a joke! Are you going to war?”

“More like a night battle! Just imagining it gets me wet!”

“Yeah, yeah…”

Pipopabo

“Shoma, my underwear…”

Pasaa!

“First strike wins!”

“Telepathy! Truly a married couple’s feat! Alright, Shoma, let’s wed!”

“I refuse!”

“I refuse your refusal!!”

“Refusal counter!”

“Reverse!”

“Liar!!”

We’re yelling back and forth, but I’m actually enjoying this banter with the president.

“Muu… Shoma’s got that boyish grin.”

“Senpai’s so cute.”

After a ton of chatter, I get to the point.

“So, President, why your house?”

“Hm! Well, Mother and Father are coming back after ages! They’re throwing tantrums, saying they want to see you!”

I let out a massive sigh.

“Why’s the Sumeragi Group’s top brass throwing tantrums? Make them stop!”

“Father only gets to be selfish because of you, Shoma…”

I pretend not to hear that last bit.

“Haa… fine! Can I bring Sofia and Hazuki?”

“They are absolutely welcome!!”

Sofia and Hazuki tense up, realizing they’ll meet the Sumeragi Group’s top dogs.

“By the way, Shoma.”

“What?”

“How do you untie this? My bladder’s at its limit…”

The president’s squirming.

Dangerous!

“Hazuki! Full power, now!!”

“Yes!!”

Somehow, we preserved the president’s dignity.