The Carnivorous Beast Beauties Are Dying to Devour This Herbivorous Beast Me - 68-69

Chapter 68: An Ominous Day at the Beach – Part 3

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“First, you’re going to apply sunscreen on us, right? All over our body… Slowly and thoroughly…♡”

Seira-san leaned in, her breath hot, her eyes seemingly sparkling with heart-shaped glints. Miran, Chinatsu, and Anjuu-chan also drew closer, their gazes filled with fervor.

“Huh, you haven’t put on sunscreen yet…?”

“Of course not, we want Haruku-kun to do it for us.”

“With everything we’ve done together, why are you panicking over something as simple as applying sunscreen?”

“This and that are a completely different thing…! Besides, in a place this public—”

“There’s a tent right here.”

“Where did that tent even come from!?”

As Chinatsu pointed out, a tent large enough for several people had somehow been set up at the rest area.

“I saw Sumeragi-senpai’s butler setting it up earlier.”

 Chinatsu said.

Jiiya-saaaan!? You don’t need to show off your perfection here!!

“Let’s get started then…”

“Come on, Haru ♡”

“Please, Haruku-senpai… ♡”

“I’m not letting you escape, Onii ♡”

“W-wait, hold on—”

“We’ve already applied ours, so let’s head out, Sumeragi-senpai.”

“Indeed. Getting involved in their romantic entanglements will only complicate things. Good luck, Haruku-kun.”

With that, Sagisawa-san and Sumeragi-senpai quickly left the scene. 

No, no way, they’re abandoning me…!

My arms were grabbed, and I was pushed from behind, guided toward the tent. I was already facing a crisis before even hitting the beach…!

Please…My body, please stay strong…!

♡♡♡♡

“Haruku-kun, start here ♡” (thud)

“Fwoooooh!?”

“Going all out right away, Seira-san! I’m first!” (bounce)

“Wait, stop—”

“Haruku-senpai, you’ll start with me, right…?” (jiggle)

“Uwoooooh!?”

“Haru, you’re staring too much at the big ones.” (slips off…)

“…”

“Hey! Say something, Haru!!”

“No, this is all way too intense! Why don’t the four of you just apply it to each other instead…!”

“That will defeat the whole purpose then.”

“The whole point is for Haru to take his time ♡ and rub that thick, white cream into every inch of our bodies~ ♡”

“Your wording! You’re saying it like that on purpose, aren’t you, Miran!”

“Come on, Onii, if you don’t get serious, we’ll never get to have fun.”

“Even if you say that…”

“Fine… Then we’ll just have to do this ♡”

“Uh, Seira-san? Why are you squeezing so much sunscreen onto your chest…?”

“Obviously… It’s to do this ♡” (squish, press)

“~!?”

“Mmm, ahh ♡ If we rub it in with our bodies, Haruku-kun gets coated too, right? ♡” (slip, slide)

“That’s not fair, Seira! I’m doing it too! ♡” (bounce slather)

“!? !?”

“W-wow, that’s so bold, but it looks like fun…”

“Hehe, Anjuu-chan wants to join too, right? ♡ Let’s do it together ♡”

“Ah, Chinatsu-cha—ahn! ♡” (squish, slick ♡)

“Agh—”

“Mmm, ahh ♡ Hey, Haruku-kun? ♡”

“W-what—”

“If we keep rubbing like this… It’s only natural if something slips in, right? ♡ Mmm! ♡” (slide ♡)

“Uoh!? Wait, that’s dangerous…!”

“What are you doing, Seira, stealing the lead! Haru, look at me too! Mmm ♡” (smooch slurp ♡)

“Mmphhh!?”

“That’s unfair, Seira-san! I won’t let you monopolize Onii!”

“Ahh ♡ Chinatsu-san, don’t lick there! Mmm! ♡”

“Cheating cats who sneak ahead should finish quickly!”

“Ah, no, eek! ♡ Haruku-kun, together—! ♡”

♡♡♡♡

Well, I thought I was going to be devoured… O rather, I pretty much was. Instead of applying sunscreen, they ended up being slathered with a different kind of white liquid. After going at it for a full round, they finally regained their senses and headed to the beach.

Starting the day like this… Can I even survive the day today…?

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Chapter 69: An Ominous Day at the Beach – Part 4

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“Hey, look at that…”

“What the hell? Talk about high-level…”

“The two we saw earlier were amazing, but this group of four is insane…”

“Is the guy with them their boyfriend…?”

“That short dude? No way.”

“But they’re linking arms…”

♢♢♢♢

“We’re getting a lot of attention, aren’t we, Haruku-kun?”

“The ones getting the attention are you and the others, Seira-san…”

After that happened, we finally finished getting ready and made our way out to the beach.

This exhaustion before we’ve even started having fun… Yeah, today’s gonna be a rough day in all sorts of ways.

Still…Just as expected, Seira-san and the others’ beauty was overwhelming, and they drew every guy’s gaze around them like a magnet. Some were even there with their girlfriends, and yet they couldn’t help but stare at Seira-san and the others─

Ah, he just got slapped by his girlfriend and crumpled to the ground…

With how they look in their swimsuits, they were basically a walking public hazard… I almost feel guilty, or maybe just overwhelmed…

“It’s kinda irritating, like they’re talking bad about Haru.”

“They’re just jealous, I think… So we should show off even more.”

“Haah… Being stared at this much makes me nervous…”

“Ugh～～!”

“…Anjuu-chan, you say that, but then you go and press your chest against Onii. What a bold move…”

Seira-san clung to my right arm, and Anjuu-chan to my left, each of them hugging me tightly.

My arms were buried between the chests of these high-class beauties, and the sensation of their bare skin… Even though we just finished doing it earlier, I was already getting riled up again.

As I reacted with a mix of joy and panic, two flashy-looking guys who had been watching us approached with smirking grins on their faces.

“You girls are insanely cute, you know that?”

“How about hanging out with us for a bit? All four of you can come if you want!”

“Hah!?”

The one who reacted to their shameless attitude was, of course, Miran. Her striking vertical-slit pupils narrowed sharply, and she made no effort to hide the fangs peeking from her small lips.

…Well, I figured some weird guys would come up to us, but at times like this, strong-willed Miran was definitely the most dependable…

I mean, ideally, I should be the one stepping up and shutting these guys down, right? But I’m just a squirrel—Miran the rattlesnake is way stronger, so I can’t help it…

Even when hit with Miran’s snake-like glare, the two flashy guys didn’t break their grins, though they flinched for a moment. Gotta give them that.

“That scary look just makes you cuter!”

“What do you think? We guarantee you won’t regret it if you come with us.”

“…Sorry, but Seira-san and the others are─”

“Hold up! You’ve been saying ‘the four of you’ this whole time, but don’t you see Haru right here!?”

“Haru…? You mean that guy?”

“What about this short dude──”

““““Hah?””””

““Eek…!?””

Even those flashy guys couldn’t stand up to the serious intimidation from these carnivorous beasts. They let out pathetic squeals like they were being crushed by the pressure.

“Alright, alright… Chill out a bit, okay?”

“Mmm… purr purr purr─”

“Nn… ngh～～♡”

I reached out to stroke Seira-san’s and Chinatsu’s throats as they looked like they were ready to pounce at those flirtatious guys.  Immediately, they calmed down, both of them letting out contented purring sounds, eyes narrowing in bliss as they surrendered to the sensation.

“One guy with four super-beautiful girls…?”

“And he’s treating them like a dog…!?”

“What a bastard… “

“A love triangle? No, no. That doesn’t matter. Let it be cheating! Let there be drama!”

Murmur murmur murmur….

“See? You get it now, right? All of us love Haru.”

“Eh…?”

“Wait, ‘eh’?”

“And─”

“!?”

Miran turned to face me, stepped in close, and then—she kissed me, just like that. She placed both hands on my chest, closed her eyes, stood slightly on her tiptoes, and gently pressed her lips to mine, stopping my thoughts completely.

It wasn’t like the ravenous kiss from earlier—it was soft, almost like she was trying to confirm something… No way I wouldn’t get flustered. Even that brief one-second kiss had a massive impact on the onlookers. Everyone started grinding their teeth, tears of blood practically streaming down their faces.

“That’s what I mean. I’m Haru’s girlfriend too, so there’s not even a sliver of a chance I’d go with any other guy. So go. Get out of here.”

Seeing a kiss like that between actual lovers right in front of them and hearing such a clear rejection, the two flashy guys had no room to argue. They just slunk away, not saying a word.

“As expected of Miran… Not intimidated by those guys at all…”

“Of course not. And besides, pretending Haru wasn’t even there pissed me off. After all that, I doubt they’ll come near us again.”

“Well, that’s true, but…”

I glanced around the area, and all the gawkers quickly averted their eyes and scattered off somewhere.

“A real-life harem…?”

“Is this some kind of a photo hoot or something…?”

“No, maybe this is because of a hypnosis app…”

“Damn it, this world is so unfair…!”

“Four-timing with full girlfriend approval…? Seriously?”

“We’re just here with a bunch of dudes…”

“This world is broken…!”

I could hear all of it. I had the sharp hearing of a squirrel after all. In fact, I could hear everything perfectly. Miran looked totally satisfied, but with people around getting weird ideas about us… 

Can we even just enjoy ourselves normally after this…?

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