The Carnivorous Beast Beauties Are Dying to Devour This Herbivorous Beast Me - 60

Chapter 60: This Is Getting Out of Hand, so Let’s Tone It Down for Now, Alright?

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“—!!”

Suddenly, my consciousness surged back to the surface. What I felt was a warm heat enveloping my body, a pleasant scent that appealed to my instincts, a suffocating weight that made it hard to move… and the comforting sound of purring.

Ah, looks like Seira-san is on top of me again…

After getting attacked by all three of them yesterday, I must’ve fallen asleep just like that… That matatabi was insane. The usually cool and composed Seira-san turned into a total cat just from sniffing it.

 Seira-san rubbing against me and meowing like a kitten… Just watching it was enough to make me feel like my preferences were going to twist into some dangerous direction. 

She’s going to turn back to normal later… Right?

I was starting to get worried and figured I should get up—wait, what? I can’t move my body?

My head felt heavy, and hot. Actually, I couldn’t breathe…!

“Nn… mm…”

“Nnn… purrrr…”

“……～～!”

“Purrrr—nn, haah…♡”

As I wriggled, I could hear Seira-san purring right by my ears, occasionally mixed with sultry moans.

Ah, she’s sitting on my face, isn’t she?

I had seen pictures of house cats deliberately sitting on their owner’s faces while they were lying down, but I never thought Seira-san would do the same thing…

Wait, I’m seriously about to run out of air here…!

I started tapping her body lightly, like a signal of surrender. But even that seemed to please Cat Seira instead, and the purring just got louder. Panicking, I gathered strength to push her off me despite my obstructed vision—

Squish~ ♡

“Ahhn!♡”

“-!?”

Suddenly, Seira-san let out a loud moan. I didn’t realize it at the time, what with me being blindfolded and struggling to breathe, but apparently my flailing hand had struck Seira-san’s weak spot. It was a critical hit.

She trembled for a moment, then finally seemed to calm down and lifted her body. With my vision finally cleared, I opened my eyes in the morning light and could finally breathe again—

“—Miran, wake up! And don’t sleep in that position!”

“Nn…? Nn~…”

“Ah, hey, quit squirming like that—it’s dangerous down there!”

Without a moment to catch my breath, I shook Miran awake—who was still fast asleep with my [BLEEP] in her mouth.

She really is a snake, huh… Even after all that, she’s still not satisfied yet? She always ends up falling asleep like that…

“Nn~… haah…♡”

“Ggh, ughhhhhh…!?”

With a slippery slurp, she pulled it out from her throat, and the sensation made my body jolt. Her drool and warm breath landed directly on me, and much to my dismay, I was once again… Ready for battle. I quickly threw the blanket over myself to hide.

“Good morning, Haruku-kun…♡”

“I was having such a nice dream… You didn’t have to wake me so forcefully, Haru♡”

Seira-san sat beside my face in a proper kneeling position, while Miran repositioned herself between my legs. Both of them were, naturally, completely naked—

“…Fufu♡”

“—!?”

Noticing my gaze, Seira-san smiled and slightly spread her knees where she sat. Since she was kneeling right beside my face… That tiny movement gave me a perfect view of her [BLEEP]—

“Haru, you’re staring at Seira too much.”

Prompted by that, Miran straddled me and stood over me imposingly, placing her hands on her hips and glaring down at me with a sharp look. Miran, who made no effort to hide anything, was also fully on display.

“Miran, would you at least try to cover up a little?!”

“I’m showing you on purpose. I know your lower half is already heating up.”

“～～!”

Damn it, she saw right through me…!

“Oh my, is Haruku-kun still not satisfied?”

“Seriously, Haru is more aggressive than he looks. Guess I’ve got no choice but to indulge you a little~♡”

“You just want to do it again, don’t you?! Hey, cut it—”

“That’s enough!”

Bursting into the room was the only (relatively) sane one: Chinatsu. I hadn’t seen her around earlier, so she must’ve gotten up ahead of us and started making breakfast.

“Ugh, Chinatsu-chan…”

“You two pervy senpai! Get away from Onii right this instant! We really can’t ever let our guard down around you two, huh?!”

“Thanks, Chinatsu! Wolves really are the best—wait, where are your clothes!?”

“What are you talking about, Onii? I’m wearing an apron.”

“I mean besides the apron!!”

There stood Chinatsu, holding a ladle in one hand and wearing a cute, light pink apron.

But her body underneath was nothing but skin. It was the legendary “Little sister who loves her big brother wears nothing but an apron” dream scenario that all men had fantasized about.

“Anyway, breakfast is ready, so everyone come eat soon, okay?”

Leaving us with those words, Chinatsu spun on her heel and walked out of the room.  Of course, her cute, round butt swayed as she went.

“…Haruku-kun?”

“Haru, you like butts too, don’t you?”

“No I don’t—! Just put on some clothes, both of you!”

“Yeah yeah… I’ll go take a shower first.”

“Same here… I’m all sticky with Haruku-kun’s [BLEEP]…”

“You didn’t need to say that out loud! Just go already!”

““Okaaay~””

Seira-san and Miran always act oddly childish after the fact… I really wish they’d be a bit more put together.

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After showering and getting dressed, the four of us sat around the dining table for breakfast. Even though Chinatsu was… Like that, she was really good at cooking.

“Thank god it’s Saturday…”

“If we had school, we’d definitely be late.”

“Wait…Iff it’s Saturday, does that mean we could’ve kept going all night…?”

“Let’s not think like a snake, Miran. I’d be completely dried out.”

I slurped my miso soup while glancing at the pouting Miran beside me.

Mmm, delicious.

“Speaking of school… Isn’t it almost test time? Are you senpai okay with the test preparation?”

“““……”””

“You too, Onii? That’s totally the face of someone who completely forgot about the test.”

Ah, right… We did have tests coming up, didn’t we? I’d been so caught up looking forward to summer break that I’d forgotten the final hurdle.

“You can’t just ignore your tests to go around having sex all the time! Are you animals or what?!”

““Don’t act like you’re one to talk!””

“But she’s right. Honestly, this really isn’t good…”

At this rate, I’d stop going to school, end up with someone pregnant before graduation, drop out, and spiral into a life of poverty…

“Alright. Until the tests are over, it’s all off-limits.”

“““-?!”””

“You guys look like you just heard thunder from a clear sky, but it can’t be helped, okay? Let’s at least try to live a normal student life for once.”

“Ugh… True enough…”

“Th-Then at least give us a reward! Something for us if we do well on the test!”

“Something like that should be fine… I guess. Alright, if your test results are good, then sure.”

“““Deal!”””

In perfect sync, the three of them clenched their fists with newfound motivation. I had no idea what kind of “reward” they might demand, but… Well, if it got them motivated, it should be worth the pain then.

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