The Blonde Saint Only Makes Strange Noises In Front Of Me, What Should I Do?

Episode 30: Fresh Cream and Strange Voices

“By the way, why are you so good at sports, Sana?”

I asked while eating a fancy parfait at Royal Most on Kazuharu’s treat.

We were making a lot of strange noises on the field, and the neighbors almost called the police, so we left in a hurry and ran to a diner.

After this, I have to go back to school to return the equipment to the baseball team, but according to Kazuharu, I can borrow it until they complain. It is true that the school director’s grandson, Itsuki Sana, is here, so you can say whatever you want.

“Oh … You don’t have to pay tuition, right?”

“Indeed.”

Sana is the grandson of the director of this school, so she hasn’t had to pay any school fees since she was a child.

“I’ve been able to learn a lot of things since I was little.”

The clumsy, saint responded as she gobbled up the parfait with relish.The food looked so good that I wanted to look at it all the time, and I wanted to buy myself another parfait and offer it to her.

“I never played baseball, but I took swimming, ballet, dance, and self-defense. I took a lot of lessons in elementary school.”

I didn’t do any more in junior high school, Sana added.

I see, Sana’s outstanding athletic ability is due to the fact that she experienced many different sports at a young age.

“Why did you stop playing after middle school?”

“Hmmm… I got so good at every sport I played that I became the best in the class. It made me feel uncomfortable, and I didn’t enjoy it, so I quit.”

I retract my previous statement. It seems that this girl has always had a cheat skill. God is more unequal than I thought.

“Heee. I knew Itsuki-san was always great.”

Asuka said as he savored her parfait as well.

Shota boy and parfaits go better together than I thought. He looks so happy that I want to order an extra parfait for him.

“But baseball seems to be very deep. There are a lot of different pitches, and more importantly, you can’t complete the game by yourself. I think it’s a very interesting sport.”

Sana smiled happily.

She seemed to like baseball more than I thought she would, and she had been looking at a website for changing pitches on her phone and checking her grip on the ball in her hand.

The sight of a blonde-haired, blue-eyed, quarter-saintly high school girl in a family restaurant in the evening with a baseball in her hand was so mismatched. However, her face was more lively than ever.

“So? What do you think about Sana’s pitching, Kazuharu-san, who was called Hank Aaron in Little League?”

I asked Kazuharu, who was eating his mixed fried rice set meal alone, looking sulky the whole time. Today’s expenses at Royal Moss were about four thousand yen. For a guy who doesn’t have a part-time job at the moment, it must be a painful expense.

“It was a perfect pitch,” he said. If you’re on a weak baseball team like ours, even high school kids can’t hit that.

As usual, Kazuharu answered musingly.

“‘But! I may have lost today, but I’ll definitely hit it next time!”

“‘Sure, I’ll take it any time! But be prepared to pay for it if you lose, okay?”

“I’ll take it any time!”

This is exactly what Kazuharu meant when he said that even if he lost a lot of money, he would line up again the next day in the morning. Thanks to Sana, I don’t think I’ll have to worry about food for a while.

Anyway … for me, Kazuharu was also a perfect super human. After Sana appeared, the character completely collapsed and he became a gag member. I feel a little bad.

There is always someone better than you in this world. Even Piccolo, who used to be a serious character, was tossing a volleyball in the second half.

“But I’d like to play a real game with full nice player for once.”

“Oh, in that case, why don’t we all join a baseball team or something?”

“Oh, what’s that? That sounds fun!”

Sana’s eyes sparkled at Asuka’s suggestion.

In the first place, Sana didn’t even know what grass baseball was, so Asuka explained it to her, but as he explained it, she became more and more motivated. Now, Kazuharu was talking about how he would look for a grass baseball team next time.

When I saw Sana happily talking with Kazuharu and Asuka, I felt glad that I had invited her. At the very least, she is a lot more lively and attractive than Sana, who was just smiling like a lady in the… “wall”.

“Hey, Kaoru-kun?”

“Eh? ahh, what?”

No, no, no, I was so absorbed in Sana that I was in a daze.

“It’s all over you, you know. The Cream.”

Sana pointed at my cheek and said.

“Ahh Seriously?”

I rubbed the area where she pointed.

“Did I get it?”

“No, no, not there.”

Sana leaned out of the table and reached out … she put her finger on my cheek and wiped it off. The place that Sana’s hand touched is a little tickling.

Kazuharu is glaring at Sana with the momentum that could kill a tiger, but I don’t care.

“Kaoru-kun, you’re kind of like a child, aren’t you?”

Sana said with a funny smile, she took the whipped cream on her fingers straight to her mouth and ….licked it off.

「Ahh…」

“….Ehh?”

Sana froze in shock at the sight of the three of us.

Then, perhaps realizing what she had done, her face suddenly turned red. I also started to feel embarrassed at once—

“BUDOROGUEDUOO”

“GUGYABOROBAREE”

We made strange noises at each other.

“Oh, no! Again?! You guys are trying to humiliate me again?! Damn it, damn it, damn it!”

Somehow, Kazuharu also started shouting again.