The Blonde Saint Only Makes Strange Noises In Front Of Me, What Should I Do? - Episode 18 - "Disinfect The Filth!"

Episode 18 – “Disinfect The Filth!”

“Oh, oi, Kaoru…..”

“Kazuharu-kun, it’s fine.”

Kazuharu tried to stop me, but Sato grabbed his hand and stopped him with a smile.

Oh, I’m sure Sato has seen through me. The fact that I have gotten into the same mode I was in yesterday when I went out of control. …In other words, I’m in a stupid mode with no thought for the future!

Yes, I can’t control myself now. Even though I know that I will probably get into trouble again, I went out of control again. Sana’s face was so lonely that I couldn’t look at it anymore.

I walked gingerly into B class. The people in B class were spooked by my appearance. I was a complete danger to them. “Hiaa—” Even the former “wall” girls let out a small scream when their eyes met mine, and cleared the way.

Hey, that’s rude, indeed. They may think that people are like perverts,…. but to them, I guess I look like a tyrant who destroys everything just by force.

Yesterday, the girls may have felt as if the nobleman’s mansion where they had made their roots had been attacked by animals and everything had been overrun. From their point of view, I am a barbarian ……who does not understand the rules and common sense of the nobility.

The animal that I am, Kaoru Suzuya, stands behind Sana, unconcerned about the stares of the escalators in B class. She’s still looking out with her earphones in, so she’s oblivious to my presence. Completely off guard.

(Oh, I wonder what this thrilling feeling is … It’s funnnnnnn!)

I gently reached out my hands to her neatly arranged two-sided up hair bundle without her noticing – I grabbed it and pulled it to the left and right at the same time.

Hop!

Sana was surprised and turned around, holding her head.

As soon as she realized that the culprit was me, she moved her mouth to say, “What…?” Yes, if she were to raise her voice in anger here, I’m sure she would be seen as a miser and her image as a Saint-sama would be completely destroyed.

“….Come here for a minute.”

She held back a yell and took my hand, dragging me out of the classroom with her. The situation was the opposite of yesterday. Kazuharu and Sato’s eyes were now fixed on my strange behavior. With my two friends at my side, I was pulled along by the saint.

Sly sly ….I guess we’ve stood out quite a bit after all, and a lot of people are looking at us. I tried to apologize to Sana several times, but she wouldn’t listen to me.

She pulled me up to the rooftop like when we first met, and when I saw that there was no one on the roof, Sana said—

“Whaaatt aaaarrrreeeee yyyyooouuuuu ddddooinnngggg!” (What are you doing!)

She yelled, spit flying in a spray.
It’s amazing how she can scream for so long without even taking a breath. This saint has a tremendous lung capacity.

“No, sorry, sorry. I called out to you, but you didn’t recognize me.”

“Bullshitt!! I kept the sound low so that I could react when people called me! Of course I would have noticed if you had called me!?”

See, I knew it. She hadn’t completely blocked out her surroundings.

She made sure to respond to people when they spoke to her, and dared to ignore people she thought it would be better to ignore. If she really wanted to shut them out, she could have just turned up the sound.

“Why are you grinning like you’re so happy!?”

“No, it’s just what I imagined.”

“What do you mean? What are you doing!? What do you want!? Are you making fun of me!?”

“No, not at all. I just thought I’d play with you a little bit.”

“Who pulls ones hairrrrr when you’re just playing with themmmmmmmm!?”

“I’m sorry. At any rate, you should stop screaming! It’s so obviously a mismatch with your appearance that normal people will be offended if they hear it.”

“You’re making me say it!”

“Is that so?”

“Ugaaaaaaa!!?”

Her face is red and she’s blubbering.

Yes. It’s this time that I like. I like this time when I can talk to Sana like this and make fun of her. I don’t even know if she likes this time or not.

She screams so much, she’s breathing hard and gasping for air.

Have you calmed down?

“Gosh.., you’re pissing me off to death when you appease me…”

That makes me feel kind of bad.

“Why am I in this mess? ….Why did I put this guy in this mess in the first place…?” She turned her back and mumbled something.

“Huh? What?”

“It’s nothing! Die!”

Sana told me to die. That’s a bit sad.

But if that’s what she told me, then it can’t be helped. With that in mind, I silently started to climb the fence on the rooftop.

“Oh my god, I’m  lying! I really don’t want you to die, so don’t climb the fence every time!”

Sana tugged at the hem of my uniform, trying to get me to stop. When I was forgiven, I climbed down from the fence and she let out a loud sigh of exasperation.

“So, what do you want?”

“What?”

“Did you do that because you had something to do with it?”

“No, there’s no such thing as an errand at…..”

“Did you just pull my hair for no reason?”

“Yeah.”

“Kuu .. What’s with this guy…..”

She turned around and mumbled again.

“What?”

“Oh my god! I just felt stupid thinking about why I was pretending to listen to music all the time in a classroom I didn’t want to be in just to wait for this guy to talk to me!”

Huh?

So you’re saying that the only reason you were in the classroom without your earphones on was to wait for …..me?

“Well, …..you were waiting for me to talk to you?”

“Haa!”

Sana pressed her mouth with her hands, but it was too late. It was a rather loud voice, so I didn’t miss a single word.

We stared at each other in silence. Sana’s face was getting redder and redder. As we continued to stare at each other in silence….

“Yes! I wanted you to talk to me, so I waited, pretending to be stupid and dumb with no music on and no sound earphones in my ears! I didn’t even eat lunch! And every time a boy from another class would talk to me, I’d turn around, hoping it would be you, only to be disappointed by a bunch of mob guys who didn’t know who I was! And every time I went to the bathroom, I walked down the hallway hoping that you’d call out to me! Yeah, I know! I even went out of my way to slow down when I walked past Class A. Bad⁉ Im bad⁉ I’m a villain⁉ Just hang me, burn me at the stake, kill me!? Bring out the M1/M2 flamethrowers and kill me with the words, ‘Disinfect the filth!’ Kill me!”

For some reason, she’s suddenly upset and is blowing herself up all over the place!

I didn’t know what to say back, so I kept quiet for now…..

“Disinfect the filthhhh!” She didn’t think anything so she screamed it herself!

No, Sana is already completely broken. As expected, I don’t know what to do at this point either.

“Ahh, I’m sorry it took me so long to get back to you, okay?” 

“Hah!”

Sana pressed her mouth with her hands once again, but it was too late. If anything, it was already too late, as if a nuclear war had broken out in World War III.

Sana was as deep red as that of a hard-boiled lobster.

“What am I doing loudly reporting all these feelings that even I don’t want to admit in my heartttttt?!”

She screamed again!

“Ugaaaaaa!!” And she started to flailing around!

Aaaaah, her uniform is already dirty from rolling around on the ground.

“J-Just calm down, okay? See?”

I grabbed her by the shoulders and tried to get her to stop flailing…..

“Hiyaaaaaaaa!? You just touched me! You touched me!? What if I get pregnant?! I haven’t even kissed you yet!? You can’t take responsibility at your age!?”

“No, no, you won’t get pregnant with a touch….”

What’s going on with the sex education at St. Joseph’s Academy? I’m sure they don’t teach the students that if you live a pure and righteous life, you’ll conceive a virgin like Mary, do they?

As I tried to quiet Sana down until she calmed down, the fifth period bell rang again today and I had to skip it. I’m sure I’m going to get screwed if I skip class three days in a row.