The Blonde Saint Only Makes Strange Noises In Front Of Me, What Should I Do? - Episode 15: Huh———?
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Episode 15: Huh———?
It was all good until the two of us happily skipped
class together. The problem was when it was time to leave.
We greeted the chime of the end of fifth period with a sense of despair. The feeling of having won the game was blown away by that.
“It was good, right?”
“I guess.”
We both let out a deep sigh, feeling tense as if we were about to face a decisive battle.
“We’re just going to be friends for now, right?”
“Yeah, that’s the least amount of trouble we can get into.”
“….Okay.”
(If you say that, I’m …)
The image of the almost kiss earlier was burned into my brain.
Sana’s big blue eyes were right in front of me, and I was so close that I could feel her breath.
I think that from there on, it is an act that should not be done by friends.
But it’s still …… too early. In the first place, there are too many uncertainties about Itsuki Sana, because it has been covered by the wall for a long time. How will the people around her react when it is discovered that Sana is hanging out with a guy other than Men? We can’t predict how the people around us will react, whether they’ll harm us or whether the number of guys courting Sana will increase dramatically. First of all, it would be better to observe the reactions of her friends.
Besides, it’s not just the guys on the “wall” that we should be watching. There are a lot of secret fans of Sana, and if a man can talk to her without the permission of the wall, what will they do? We’d better wait and see how they behave before we decide how we’re going to behave.
We made various resolutions and went back to our respective classrooms after a short delay.
The moment I opened the sliding door of the classroom, all eyes were focused on me.
The fact that I had pulled Sana’s hand and taken her away, and that Sana had taken me somewhere after I had shouted at her in the purchasing area (thinking about this calmly, am I not a very dangerous person?) The fact that I was taken somewhere by Sana is already well known. What’s coming, what kind of words will come? I sat down in my seat without making eye contact with anyone, even though I was scared.
For the time being, I said “because she is a friend” in the group talk of the class. Many replies such as “Lie!” Were received, but I decided to ignore it. I have nothing more to say. Or rather, I just feel like I’m out of luck.
“Oh, hey, ….Kaoru.”
It was my best friend, Kazuharu, who shook my shoulders and spoke to me.
“Are you dating Itsuki Sana?”
“What? No, that’s why I told you we were friends in the group LIME.”
“But you’re friends, right?”
“Yes, but…”
What is with this guy? Why is this guy involved so far with Itsuki Sanaa and me? I was surprised because I thought Kazuharu was not interested in Sana.
“If you’re friends, then you play with Itsuki Sana, right?”
“Well, well ….I think there are times when I play? I don’t know.”
I wonder, what is this strange feeling? Could it be that Kazuharu was actually a fan of Sana too, or that he had a crush on her? I’ve never heard anything like that from him before. As far as I could tell, he had never shown such a reaction.
(Oh, but ……)
The reason why Kazuharu was popular but didn’t go out with anyone …could it be because he had a crush on Sana?
If that’s the case, it makes a lot of sense. However, it’s a very troublesome issue to choose between ….friendship or romance. Kazuharu is an important friend of mine, so I don’t want to get in trouble for that kind of love affair.
“Then…. then……”
That’s when I was thinking about it.
Kazuharu was about to say something. It’s definitely not a good word. Damn it. If you like Sana, you should have told me from the beginning. If that’s the case, I’ll have to find another way to…
“If Kaoru starts playing with Itsuki Sana…., when am I supposed to play with youuuuuuu!!!!!?”
Kazuharu shouted through tears.
The eyes of the people in the classroom shifted from me to Kazuharu.
“What?”
“I don’t want that. I don’t want that woman to steal Kaoru!!? She’s going to steal everything during lunch, after school, and when we leave for school. I want to play with Kaoru too!”
“Oh, um, Kazuharu-san,…?”
What is this development? What’s with this turn of events? The story went in a direction I didn’t expect at all.
—All at once, the class is starting to whisper to each other.
“You know what?!? The only reason I don’t go out with women is because I want to hang out with you!? I’m rejecting all of you because I don’t want women to interfere with my time with you, so why are you trying to make friends with anyone. And too a woman! What’s the matter with you? Don’t be silly! That’s not fair!!”
Wait, this is bad. This is not good. Even if it’s just a complicated story, it’s going to take an even weirder turn. In fact, I think it would have been better if I had been bombarded with a lot of questions about Sana, since I had anticipated it.
I don’t know what to say. The reason why you don’t have a girlfriend is so that you can play with me!? No, no, no, no, that’s not right! I don’t care if you get a girlfriend at all! You can have a girlfriend at all! I’m so confused!
“Hey, Kaoru! Please don’t leave me even if you have a girl!”
“Wait, Kazuharu! I’m not going to leave you…”
Wait, wait, wait! This way of saying it is even worse. It will be misunderstood. It’s as if I’m two-timing you!
“I’m not saying that I’m going to stay with you forever just because you became my friend. It’s just a game friend. It’s not like we’re together all the time…..”
“Really ? But you took her to the store today…..”
Why do you look like you’re about to cry like a little girl?!
“That’s because she’s a saint-sama and she’s never eaten bread from the store, so I asked her if she wanted to go with me. That’s really all. Today, I got a stomachache from the milk I drank this morning, so I was screaming in front of the store. That’s why I had to miss the fifth period.”
Why am I in the predicament of a no-good guy desperately trying to make excuses when he’s about to be caught cheating?
I don’t get it at all. I mean, even though it was on the spur of the moment, I made up a story that I hadn’t discussed with Sana. I’ll have to share it later. ….Damn it. It’s a pain in the ass.
“Really!? You’re really going to play with me too, right!?”
“Of course I will. We’re friends, aren’t we?”
“Right? I can trust you, can’t I?”
“Oh, yeah? Well, I guess you can trust me…..”
What’s with the implication? Isn’t that going to be very misleading?
I wonder if I’ve got another problem on my hands at the same time. Just as I was thinking this, the sixth period chime sounded, and my interrogation time was over. In the end, I was only pursued with questions by Kazuharu.
When the teacher walked in, I made eye contact with Kazuharu and …… he smiled and winked at me like a clever little boy.
(……, I see.)
So, I realized the purpose of his BL-like question.
In short, he was defending me against everyone. By playing the role of a clown and attracting attention, he shifted the interest of his classmates from “Kaoru Suzuya and Itsuki Sana’s relationship” to “Kaoru Suzuya and Kazuharu Sakuma’s suspicious relationship.” As a result, his plan was a great success.
(He’s really meddlesome, isn’t he?)
Even though I felt bad about it, I was grateful for his thoughtfulness.
During the class, I received a LIME from Kazuharu saying, “Buy me an ice cream on the way home today!” and I texted back “Okay” and he replied, “But my true feelings are also mixed in, okay?”
(Hey, ……, which one are you talking about?)
I asked him back, but he didn’t reply. In the end, I was left with a certain amount of anxiety.